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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 11: Look, I'm a pretty handy guy/gal/otherkin, but I will leave _____________ repairs to a mechanic, thank you very much.

Transmission - 15
IOwnCalculus
SlimManFat
KozmoNaut
MonkeyNutZ
leica
Devyl
jamal
iForge
Boaz MacPhereson
Viggen
meatpimp
Sinestro
piss boner
Eaterofpoptarts
HotCanadianChick

Air Conditioning - 4
Twerk From Home
Bajaha
Knobjockey
sadnessboner

Electrical - 4
AcidRonin
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
angryhampster
SFH1989

Heater Core - 3
Previa_fun
CannonFodder
BrokenKnucklez

Paint/Bodywork - 3
Freelop
InitialDave
DrPain

Nothing - 2
Tommychu
Terrible Robot

Volkswagen - 2
Fucknag
NitroSpazz

ACES:

Clutch - Measly Twerp
Exhaust - Elephanthead
Drum Brake - Cat Terrist
ABS - Seat Safety Switch
Headgasket - JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
Crankshaft bearing - Geirskogul
Fuel injector - Two Finger
Upholstery - Godholio
Timing belt/chains - Somewhat Heroic

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Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!
And I'm not afraid to admit it, either. Automatic transmissions are full of voodoo and black magic held together by unicorn tears.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
My aces run is ruined :(

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 11:

IOwnCalculus - 66
SlimManFat - 64
jamal - 61
leica - 58
Boaz MacPhereson - 57
Sinestro - 56
KozmoNaut - 51
meatpimp - 50
Eaterofpoptarts - 46
angryhampster - 45
Twerk From Home - 43
Devyl - 42
iForge - 42
Geirskogul - 42
HotCanadianChick - 42
NitroSpazz - 41
piss boner - 41
MonkeyNutZ - 40
SFH1989 - 38
sadnessboner - 37
Terrible Robot - 37
DrPain - 36
Somewhat Heroic - 35
Knobjockey - 34
Viggen - 33
Previa_fun - 33
AcidRonin - 32
Bajaha - 32
Seat Safety Switch - 30
Godholio - 30
BrokenKnucklez - 30
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 27
Fucknag - 27
Freelop - 25
Cat Terrist - 25
InitialDave - 23
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 21
Measly Twerp - 21
Elephanthead - 21
Tommychu - 19
Two Finger - 14
CannonFodder - 13

Question 12: This feature/option makes me fear for the very future of humanity.





Answers soon...

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 12: This feature/option makes me fear for the very future of humanity.

Self-driving cars - 9
Cat Terrist
NitroSpazz
Freelop
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
SlimManFat
Viggen
Sinestro
Previa_fun
piss boner

Excessive driver "crutches" (lane departure, brake assist, etc.) - 8
Geirskogul
Boaz MacPhereson
Bajaha
Seat Safety Switch
Twerk From Home
SFH1989
DrPain
HotCanadianChick

Automatic parallel parking - 4
MonkeyNutZ
Tommychu
iForge
Terrible Robot

Backup cameras - 3
angryhampster
Fucknag
Godholio

Touchscreen controls - 3
BrokenKnucklez
leica
Somewhat Heroic

Automatic Transmissions - 2
Elephanthead
sadnessboner

Phone integration/Bluetooth - 2
meatpimp
Two Finger

In-Car WiFi/Internet - 2
AcidRonin
KYOON GRIFFEY JR

ACES:

Automatic lights - Measly Twerp
Motorized cupholder lids - KozmoNaut
Electric handbrakes - InitialDave
Dipstickless engines - IOwnCalculus
Blind spot monitors - Devyl
GPS navigation - jamal
Keyless entry - Knobjockey
Power seats - Eaterofpoptarts
Western hegemony after the recent fall of the Berlin Wall - CannonFodder

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

MrChips posted:

Question 12: This feature/option makes me fear for the very future of humanity.

In-Car WiFi/Internet - 2
AcidRonin
KYOON GRIFFEY JR

ACES:
Motorized cupholder lids - KozmoNaut
Dipstickless engines - IOwnCalculus
Pro answers.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 12:

SlimManFat - 73
IOwnCalculus - 67
Boaz MacPhereson - 65
Sinestro - 65
jamal - 62
leica - 61
KozmoNaut - 52
meatpimp - 52
Twerk From Home - 51
NitroSpazz - 50
piss boner - 50
Geirskogul - 50
HotCanadianChick - 50
angryhampster - 48
Eaterofpoptarts - 47
iForge - 46
SFH1989 - 46
MonkeyNutZ - 44
DrPain - 44
Devyl - 43
Viggen - 42
Previa_fun - 42
Terrible Robot - 41
Bajaha - 40
sadnessboner - 39
Seat Safety Switch - 38
Somewhat Heroic - 38
Knobjockey - 35
AcidRonin - 34
Freelop - 34
Cat Terrist - 34
Godholio - 33
BrokenKnucklez - 33
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 30
Fucknag - 30
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 29
InitialDave - 24
Tommychu - 23
Elephanthead - 23
Measly Twerp - 22
Two Finger - 16
CannonFodder - 14

Question 13: Arguably, this is the second-best road car engine ever produced.





Answers soon...

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Ahhhh this is getting intense.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 13: Arguably, this is the second-best road car engine ever produced.

GM LSx - 8
Boaz MacPhereson
jamal
Previa_fun
Measly Twerp
leica
iForge
SFH1989
sadnessboner

GM Small Block V8 (didn't specify LSx) - 5
angryhampster
SlimManFat
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Cat Terrist (LT5)
HotCanadianChick

AMC straight-6 - 4
piss boner
MonkeyNutZ
KozmoNaut
Godholio

Subaru EJ25 - 2
AcidRonin
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN

Toyota UZ - 2
Tommychu
Sinestro

Ford Windsor V8 - 2
Devyl
Eaterofpoptarts

GM 3800 V6 - 2
Geirskogul
BrokenKnucklez

Nissan SR20DE/DET - 2
Two Finger
Seat Safety Switch

ACES:

GM Iron Duke - Viggen
Ford Modular V8 - Elephanthead
Porsche M64.60 (993 Turbo engine) - meatpimp
Audi B6 - Freelop
BMW M20 - NitroSpazz
Mercedes V12 - InitialDave
Mazda 13B - Twerk From Home
Honda K-series - IOwnCalculus
Honda B-series - Bajaha
Jaguar V12 - Knobjockey
Mazda BP - Fucknag
Volvo Redblock - Terrible Robot
Engines that are not Fiat engines are all tied at 2nd - CannonFodder
2.3L Ford Pinto "Lima" Engine - DrPain
BMW S54 - Somewhat Heroic

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 13:

SlimManFat - 78
Boaz MacPhereson - 73
jamal - 70
leica - 69
IOwnCalculus - 68
Sinestro - 67
KozmoNaut - 56
HotCanadianChick - 55
iForge - 54
piss boner - 54
SFH1989 - 54
meatpimp - 53
angryhampster - 53
Twerk From Home - 52
Geirskogul - 52
NitroSpazz - 51
Previa_fun - 50
Eaterofpoptarts - 49
MonkeyNutZ - 48
sadnessboner - 47
Devyl - 45
DrPain - 45
Viggen - 43
Terrible Robot - 42
Bajaha - 41
Seat Safety Switch - 40
Cat Terrist - 39
Somewhat Heroic - 39
Godholio - 37
AcidRonin - 36
Knobjockey - 36
Freelop - 35
BrokenKnucklez - 35
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 34
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 32
Fucknag - 31
Measly Twerp - 30
InitialDave - 25
Tommychu - 25
Elephanthead - 24
Two Finger - 18
CannonFodder - 15

Question 14: On the topic of engines, I just don't get why people like this engine at all.





Answers soon...

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MrChips posted:

Subaru EJ25 - 2
AcidRonin
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
Yessss

Noooo

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 14: On the topic of engines, I just don't get why people like this engine at all.

Wankel Rotary - 14
Bajaha
KozmoNaut
AcidRonin
Viggen
Elephanthead
NitroSpazz
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Previa_fun
Knobjockey
piss boner
SFH1989
sadnessboner
Godholio
DrPain

Nissan RB - 3
Seat Safety Switch
jamal
Sinestro

LS1 - 2
Measly Twerp
Cat Terrist

Iron Duke - 2
leica
Tommychu

Rover V8 - 2
InitialDave
Fucknag

Subaru Boxer engines - 2
Devyl
angryhampster

Honda VTEC engines - 2
Eaterofpoptarts
BrokenKnucklez

ACES:

Any Ford V8 - meatpimp
Any/all BMW straight 6 - JDAMS CURE PASHTUN
BMW S65 - MonkeyNutZ
Chevrolet 305 - SlimManFat
Nissan VQ - Boaz MacPhereson
Nissan SR20DE - Twerk From Home
Nissan KA24DE - IOwnCalculus
no answer given - Freelop
Pass - iForge
Chevy big block - Geirskogul
Toyota 4AGE - Two Finger
Harley V-twins - Terrible Robot
Engines with more than 4 cylinders - CannonFodder
VAG 1.8T - HotCanadianChick
DSM 4G63 - Somewhat Heroic

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





MrChips posted:

Question 14: On the topic of engines, I just don't get why people like this engine at all.
LS1 - 2
Cat Terrist

Don't you still own one?

Also now vaguely wishing I'd gone with the Ford Mod Motor in hopes of getting a point with Meatpimp there. That thing was a sick joke played on Ford fans between the end of the Windsor and the beginning of the Coyote.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!

MrChips posted:


Wankel Rotary - 14
Bajaha
KozmoNaut
AcidRonin
Viggen
Elephanthead
NitroSpazz
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Previa_fun
Knobjockey
piss boner
SFH1989
sadnessboner
Godholio
DrPain


You are all so wrong. It's brilliant in it's own apex seal-destroying oil-drinking and high-revving awesomeness.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 14:

SlimManFat - 79
Boaz MacPhereson - 74
jamal - 73
leica - 71
KozmoNaut - 70
Sinestro - 70
IOwnCalculus - 69
piss boner - 68
SFH1989 - 68
NitroSpazz - 65
Previa_fun - 64
sadnessboner - 61
DrPain - 59
Viggen - 57
HotCanadianChick - 56
Bajaha - 55
iForge - 55
angryhampster - 55
meatpimp - 54
Twerk From Home - 53
Geirskogul - 53
Eaterofpoptarts - 51
Godholio - 51
AcidRonin - 50
Knobjockey - 50
MonkeyNutZ - 49
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 48
Devyl - 47
Seat Safety Switch - 43
Terrible Robot - 43
Cat Terrist - 41
Somewhat Heroic - 40
Elephanthead - 38
BrokenKnucklez - 37
Freelop - 36
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 33
Fucknag - 33
Measly Twerp - 32
InitialDave - 27
Tommychu - 27
Two Finger - 19
CannonFodder - 16

Question 15: I am really intrigued by this emerging automotive technology.





Answers soon...

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

The thing about the Iron duke is, does anybody actually like it, or do they just sort of... defend it?

SlimManFat
Nov 12, 2010

RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST
Forgot about this until right now due to smash bros. Come back to find myself in first. Awwwwwww yisssss

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 15: I am really intrigued by this emerging automotive technology.

Electric Cars - 10
Cat Terrist
leica
KozmoNaut
Freelop
Tommychu
Elephanthead
NitroSpazz
Seat Safety Switch
Fucknag
Godholio

Self-driving cars - 8
IOwnCalculus
SlimManFat
Bajaha
Twerk From Home
Devyl
jamal
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
meatpimp

Direct injection - 3
angryhampster
SFH1989
DrPain

Hybrid Electric drivetrain - 2
iForge
AcidRonin

Camless engines/electronic valves - 2
Boaz MacPhereson
Two Finger

Hybrid sports cars - 2
Terrible Robot
MonkeyNutZ

ACES:

Land Rover "visible bonnet" concept - InitialDave
Carbon fibre car bra - Measly Twerp
Intelligent drivers - Viggen
Electromagnetic suspension control - Sinestro
More turbos. Turbos on everything. - Previa_fun
Carburetors - JDAMS CURE PASHTUN (what next...computers smaller than buildings?)
Adaptive cruise control - Knobjockey
Fleshlight compatibility - piss boner
Continous variable valve timing - Geirskogul
Engine automatic start/stop - Eaterofpoptarts
no answer - sadnessboner
A display that shows the incline/decline of a grade, set in own section of dash. I believe the English is "Pitch framing" but I may be wrong. - CannonFodder (hahahaha)
Nothing really; everything is so dumbed down - BrokenKnucklez
Carbon fiber unibodies - HotCanadianChick
Self parallel parking - Somewhat Heroic

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 15:

SlimManFat - 87
leica - 81
jamal - 81
KozmoNaut - 80
IOwnCalculus - 77
Boaz MacPhereson - 76
NitroSpazz - 75
Sinestro - 71
SFH1989 - 71
piss boner - 69
Previa_fun - 65
Bajaha - 63
meatpimp - 62
sadnessboner - 62
DrPain - 62
Twerk From Home - 61
Godholio - 61
Viggen - 58
angryhampster - 58
iForge - 57
HotCanadianChick - 57
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 56
Devyl - 55
Geirskogul - 54
Seat Safety Switch - 53
AcidRonin - 52
Eaterofpoptarts - 52
MonkeyNutZ - 51
Cat Terrist - 51
Knobjockey - 51
Elephanthead - 48
Freelop - 46
Terrible Robot - 45
Fucknag - 43
Somewhat Heroic - 41
BrokenKnucklez - 38
Tommychu - 37
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 34
Measly Twerp - 33
InitialDave - 28
Two Finger - 21
CannonFodder - 17

Question 16: Sure, everyone's toolbox has wrenches, hammers and whatnot, but no self-respecting gearhead should be without _____________.





Answers soon...

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I thought about doing "A mustachioed man named Sud Belig" for one of em but I forgot.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

At this point I'll be happy with half the points of the winner.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





MrChips posted:

Question 12: This feature/option makes me fear for the very future of humanity.
Self-driving cars - 9
SlimManFat

MrChips posted:

Question 15: I am really intrigued by this emerging automotive technology.
Self-driving cars - 8
SlimManFat

You're intrigued by that which makes you fear for the future of humanity? :raise:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

gently caress, if it wasn't for my one joke answer I'd be in the lead! :argh:

SlimManFat
Nov 12, 2010

RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST
I like to live on the edge...

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 16: Sure, everyone's toolbox has wrenches, hammers and whatnot, but no self-respecting gearhead should be without _____________.

Booze - 3
KozmoNaut
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN

OBD scan tool - 3
jamal
Knobjockey
DrPain

Oxy-Acetylene Torch - 3
iForge
NitroSpazz
Cat Terrist

GOOD penetrating oil - 3
Boaz MacPhereson
AcidRonin
Bajaha

GearWrenches - 2
Seat Safety Switch
Two Finger

A piece of pipe - 2
SlimManFat
Terrible Robot

Big loving hammers - 2
meatpimp
BrokenKnucklez

An impact driver - 2
Geirskogul
leica

Sawzall - 2
sadnessboner
Sinestro

Bottle opener - 2
Twerk From Home
Previa_fun

ACES:

A locking crescent wrench - IOwnCalculus
WD40 - Freelop
Breaker bar - MonkeyNutZ
Duplicates of things you use a lot. - InitialDave
Jorts - Tommychu
A socket set - Devyl
Plumber's crack - Measly Twerp
Ohmmeter - Viggen
Soldering iron - Elephanthead
Duct tape - angryhampster
Bandages - piss boner
A magnetic grabber for poo poo you inevitably lose - Eaterofpoptarts
A camera - SFH1989
A torque wrench - Fucknag
An air compressor - Godholio
A sickle and a star to go with the hammer (which keeps going missing :argh: ) - CannonFodder
Offset wrenches - HotCanadianChick
YouTube - Somewhat Heroic

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 242 days!)

SlimManFat posted:

I like to live on the edge...

..and thanks to emerging technologies, you won't even know it!


Fucknag posted:

The thing about the Iron duke is, does anybody actually like it, or do they just sort of... defend it?

More of the latter, I think.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

In the next question I take the lead that is rightfully mine, eat poo poo SlimManFat :smug:

[edit] no more questions :smith:

Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Aug 18, 2014

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 16:

SlimManFat - 89
jamal - 84
KozmoNaut - 83
leica - 83
Boaz MacPhereson - 79
IOwnCalculus - 78
NitroSpazz - 78
Sinestro - 73
SFH1989 - 72
piss boner - 70
Previa_fun - 67
Bajaha - 66
DrPain - 65
meatpimp - 64
sadnessboner - 64
Twerk From Home - 63
Godholio - 62
iForge - 60
Viggen - 59
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 59
angryhampster - 59
HotCanadianChick - 58
Devyl - 56
Geirskogul - 56
Seat Safety Switch - 55
AcidRonin - 55
Cat Terrist - 54
Knobjockey - 54
Eaterofpoptarts - 53
MonkeyNutZ - 52
Elephanthead - 49
Freelop - 47
Terrible Robot - 47
Fucknag - 44
Somewhat Heroic - 42
BrokenKnucklez - 40
Tommychu - 38
JDAMS CURE PASHTUN - 37
Measly Twerp - 34
InitialDave - 29
Two Finger - 23
CannonFodder - 18

Congratulations to our winner, SlimManFat, and a big thanks to all our participants! Also, a special commendation to our Black Sheep and :ussr:Hero of the Proletariat:ussr: CannonFodder. The People admire your effort and dedication to the cause...please report to the Political Officer for your reward! :commissar:

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

On the Duke: I know people who will defend that little disaster of an engine to their dying breath. It's sad really.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

To be fair to the Rotary, I don't really like them, but I get why people do.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

That was fun.

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!
I agree. We should have more fun stuff like this in AI.

SlimManFat
Nov 12, 2010

RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST
I WON THE INTERNET GAME YAY

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

I thought about doing "A mustachioed man named Sud Belig" for one of em but I forgot.
:unsmith::hf::unsmith:


My only regret is that I forgot about the Trabant.


Also I'm pretty sure something like pitch framing exists, and I still do not like it.

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Aug 18, 2014

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I thought for sure the Aztek and PT cruiser would get worst car.

I've always liked the Probe GT :3:

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

IOwnCalculus posted:

Don't you still own one?



L98 = LS1 with the suck removed.

I'm honestly surprised some of my answers are shared with others. I thought I'd be in serious black sheep territory.

Great game, lets do something else :D

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

SlimManFat posted:

I WON THE INTERNET GAME YAY

LADA BROS REPRASENT

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

I'm glad you guys liked the sheep game, it's actually kind of fun to put together. I think there is definitely another one coming in the future.

SlimManFat
Nov 12, 2010

RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST

CannonFodder posted:

LADA BROS REPRASENT
You know I wouldn't admit to that...

:unsmith::hf::unsmith:

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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I loved it MrChips! I liked how I was stereotypical and then lost patience with the game halfway through as my answers began to drift off into obscure hatred for illogical things. :) Thanks for putting this together for us.

Good job CannonFodder, you own.

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