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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Preseason Week 1 Friday Night GDT
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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 poo poo, make this new Bears QB guy the 3rd stringer at this point. that was a pretty pass.


Our secondary is poo poo.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Volkerball posted:

mcgloin sucks dick

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. ;-*

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Lessail posted:

what the gently caress is this announcer going about in the vikings game

I'm not sure brother, I'm not sure

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
why isn't jordan lynch in for the bears yet? I haven't had enough grit and gym rat in this game.

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
drat the redzone free preview is ending before the last game ends

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. ;-*

avatar post combo of the year.

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 18 flags. How close are we to the record?

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
I'm very, very bored of this now

Oh, our ARMY STRONK RANGERS LEAD THE WAY defensive end is on the field now I guess.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
David Fales is the new Rex.

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Vengarr posted:

I'm very, very bored of this now

Oh, our ARMY STRONK RANGERS LEAD THE WAY defensive end is on the field now I guess.

There is literally no one else interesting on the field right now.

edit: Okay that pick was cool.

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

axeil posted:

18 flags. How close are we to the record?

22. I'll be stunned if we don't reach it

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Picking Cutler's backup seems pretty drat easy at this point.

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Picking Cutler's backup seems pretty drat easy at this point.

Jimmy Clausen or bust.

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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009
majestic beast

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Vengarr posted:

I'm very, very bored of this now

Oh, our ARMY STRONK RANGERS LEAD THE WAY defensive end is on the field now I guess.

Sua sponte bitch. Who the hell are you talking about?

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Picking Cutler's backup seems pretty drat easy at this point.

uh you mean picking clausen's backup is easy.

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
mcgloin hail marry let's loving GOOO

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

shiksa posted:

uh you mean picking clausen's backup is easy.

DeAngelo Hall concurs.

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Volkerball posted:

Sua sponte bitch. Who the hell are you talking about?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alejandro_Villanueva_(American_football)


e: we didn't have any big-name free agent signings besides Darren Sproles, so the coverage in the offseason focused pretty much on what an all-american dreamboat this guy is

Vengarr fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Aug 9, 2014

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
:lol: Reviewing a call in a preseason game. Why?

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Chris de Sperg posted:


majestic beast

Rename TFF The Matt McGloin Own Zone

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

axeil posted:

Rename TFF The Matt McGloin Own Zone

hell, i'm down

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 :siren: JON DORENBOS CHAT IN THE EAGLES GAME :siren:

related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUXyGIY-Sag

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
some eagle just creamed a sideline official.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
IT'S LYNCH TIME FUCKERS

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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

 It would seem dangerous to have 75 year olds being sideline officials

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

shiksa posted:

some eagle just creamed a sideline official.

Not even an official. The chain gang guy. Who looked like he was about 70.

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
rip

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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

 Jim Miller thinks Northern Illinois play in Division 3

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

axeil posted:

Not even an official. The chain gang guy. Who looked like he was about 70.

I demand a gif

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Saints third-string defense looks pretty lovely so far.

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I demand a gif

I'm not Winkie, I dunno how to make gifs. I'm also not long-snapping Eagles magician Jon Dorenbos so I can't pull one out of my rear end thanks to ~*magic*~

In case it isn't clear, yes the Eagles long snapper is also a magician.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
^^ That too


LYNCH loving OWNS

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Look at the presence of mind for Lynch to draw that flag.


He's going to be a great player

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Poor Rams kicker just barely missed a 59-yarder.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
"You want to win more than you lose"

- Bears Preseason Color Guy

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 Bears, just go for it so someone can kneel out the game and be done with it.

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Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Dexo posted:

LYNCH loving OWNS

It's true, it's true. If he doesn't make the cut as our 2/3 RB, I will be pretty sad.

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Time for G.J. Kinne to lead a 2-minute drill all the way into the endzone

Then lose due to a missed XP because of the longer kick

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