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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
As I said in the August N/V thread: I am excited for Mark Sanchez, Eagles QB and World-Renown Buttfumbler.

Training camp for the Eagles has been boring as sin so hopefully something that's not-an-injury happens tonight.

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Ehud posted:

Holy crap the Georgia dome is empty

Isn't it always? :haw:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

FuriousxGeorge posted:

I'm so excited! Until about two drives in and then I remember what preseason is.

Whoa, whoa. Are you telling me you are not hype as gently caress for The Mark Sanchez Experience featuring Matt Barkley and a bunch of other guys who are gonna get cut?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Ehud posted:

It's blowing my mind. I knew this is what it would look like, but it's weird because I'm watching us do it.


holy crap TD

Tannehill 6/6 TD and 62 yards

I'm getting the sense that the Falcons...might not be very good??

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Shath Hole posted:

I realize lol Falcons...but it's the first game of the preseason. Its a tad early to start proclaiming truths :v:

We're 5 minutes in, it's totally time for #HotTakes and overreactions. That's half the fun of the preaseason.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Darksaber posted:

Well then, RIP all the defenses.

As a team with a poo poo defense, I am encouraged by this.

Pron on VHS posted:

Whats the beset 7:30 game...bortles?

Obviously. The other game involves Buffalo.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
The NFL preseason website is making GBS threads a brick right now.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
The NFL refuses to take my money for preseason. I'm trying to pay the NFL money for absolute poo poo and their website is crapping out on me.

I think this is a sign. That or I'm about to get charged a thousand dollars.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
gently caress you Roger Goodell I want to give you money to watch the Eagles get horribly injured and ruin my hopes and dreams and the 5 cent an hour idiots from India you had code your website crashed the payment processor.

I hate you.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
And now it magically works and Foles throws a pick.

God drat it.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

DOOP posted:

Eagles block a kick

owns

That dude just got a roster spot. This game owns so far. Except the pick. That sucked.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
God drat it Maclin :argh:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
1st and 30.

We are already in mid-season form! :argh:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Our o-line really likes holding. 3 offensive penalties in 4 plays :psyduck:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Chi/Phi ref status: loving up right now.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

shiksa posted:

itd be nice to see what the blown calls are.

It wasn't a blown call, they were standing around on the field and didn't know what down it was for about 5 minutes.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
More :flag: in Chicago.

Two actually!

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

shiksa posted:

alshon made a cool catch i guess? but theres a flag? god gently caress you local bears broadcasting.

The catch owned but it was negated by offsetting penalties.

Pre-season!

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Brandon Marshall :stare:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Dexo posted:

He's pretty great.

I wish my team had a HoF caliber receiver :(

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
MORE FLAGS.

This might be the most penalized game ever and we're not even in the 2nd quarter.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Vengarr posted:

Probably should have found someone to replace Bradley Fletcher

Cary Williams looks p good.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
We are now at FIVE (5) penalties in the first 10 minutes.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

We are now at FIVE (5) penalties in the first 10 minutes.

gently caress. 6 fouls now.

Wait nevermind. They picked up the flag.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Vengarr posted:

JFC, these goddamn flags

Overturn this loving rule emphasis, it is dogshit

The rule emphasis should be "receivers are babies no more illegal contact"


Bonus points if you give someone CTE.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
The Bears look good.

The Eagles look...not good.

That's my #hottake right now.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

gently caress, that might not actually be a TD

DOOP posted:

the latest review

gently caress these refs

I'd be stunned if that wasn't a TD. Sure looked like one.

PrinceRandom posted:

I can't chose a game. Bortles? Bridgewater?

FLAGFEST 2014

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Kibner posted:

First quarter is nearly over in the Saints-Rams game. I don't think there has been a single flag. :smug:

How disgraceful. They're not playing the game The Way It's Meant To Be Played.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
I am A Fan of the longer PAT

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Blitz7x posted:

Two raiders 7th round rookies entered the game and did more than the entire 1st team defense

Raiders need to trade all their picks to draft the entire 7th round next year. It's a can't lose strategy! :v:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
M
OR F
O
ULS

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Chris de Sperg posted:


insanely sick

Holy poo poo. That's a lot of hustle from a guy not even on the screen.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Picked off :suicide:

Guess Foles turned back into a pumpkin.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

DupaDupa posted:

I cannot wait to listen to Philly radio if Foles is indeed pumpkining.

Mark Sanchez can take us to the promised land.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

DOOP posted:

ANOTHER loving FLAG

Illegal touching?

Nope. More holding. If they're gonna throw all the flags at least make them interesting.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Lessail posted:

i'm gonna illegal touch the refs

I find that very Triggering, thanks op. Shaking right now.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Lessail posted:

ill triger everyone i'm a renegade who has it made

I've got a trigger for you :wink:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

I've got a trigger for you :wink:

Jesus christ man it's not even the second half.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Vando posted:

I can feel the optimism just melting away with every down

People were optimistic about the Raiders?

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Brannock posted:

They were. The Raiders had been having a really impressive camp. But Football strips away all illusions and all secrets.

Blitz7x posted:

moreso than usual

:smith: I'm sorry guys. There's still time to turn it around though!

Then again, The Raiders.

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