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oh dear her card got declined
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May 3, 2024 03:38
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- Izumi Konata
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oh dear her card got declined
DEFINITELY NOT A JEW
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Aug 10, 2014 01:04
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- i am he
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she's arguing with the waitress now. the waitress just said she's going to get her manager
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Aug 10, 2014 01:06
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- cute anime girl
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This is what happens when you don't cum on your date's face.
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Aug 10, 2014 01:06
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oh dear her card got declined
paradoxically, this is probably what saves the date
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Aug 10, 2014 01:07
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the manager is huge holy poo poo. he's like the strongest guy i've ever seen. he's being very polite
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Aug 10, 2014 01:07
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Social distortion
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will the transaction go through?!
will there be mutual touching after the bill is paid?!
will our hero's date be saved?!
tune in next week for another THRILLING episode!
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Aug 10, 2014 01:08
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- Izumi Konata
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she's arguing with the waitress now. the waitress just said she's going to get her manager
take her by the hand, jam tongue down throat, grsbass, and RUN!!!
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Aug 10, 2014 01:08
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- nvm no cake
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offer the manager the rest of the night your new gf in exchange for the meal
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Aug 10, 2014 01:08
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he's being very nice geez. he said, just this one time, he's going to let it slide.
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Aug 10, 2014 01:09
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oh he was joking lol
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Aug 10, 2014 01:09
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Cum on the manager's feet
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Aug 10, 2014 01:10
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"The gently caress did you do that for"
"just marking the spot lol"
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Aug 10, 2014 01:11
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this is like some kind of dream date thanks op
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Aug 10, 2014 01:11
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let loose a huge cum cloud and escape like an octopus
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Aug 10, 2014 01:12
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unsnap her bra w a single hand, and fashiona sling w it. take a the nearest hard thing, spin, and take down teh goliath, d00d.
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Aug 10, 2014 01:12
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do you know martial atrs
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Aug 10, 2014 01:12
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he wouldnt let us leave, which makes sense i guess. so i had to pretend that what i meant when i said i forgot my wallet was that i forgot it was in my back pocket and pay with my card.
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Aug 10, 2014 01:12
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- nvm no cake
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challenge the manager to a wrestling match
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Aug 10, 2014 01:13
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Aug 10, 2014 01:13
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haha oops my card got declined too, but i gave him my other one, and it went through.
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Aug 10, 2014 01:15
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a dress with a back pocket is badass
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Aug 10, 2014 01:15
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he wouldnt let us leave, which makes sense i guess. so i had to pretend that what i meant when i said i forgot my wallet was that i forgot it was in my back pocket and pay with my card.
money talks, and the jawbone is in your rear end.
man, i wanted u to win this. i can't believe this isn't a;; ironic fakepostery. u made an rear end of u and me ;____;
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Aug 10, 2014 01:16
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lets see a pic of your date
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Aug 10, 2014 01:16
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lol dammit. i wrote my number on the receipt for the cute waitress and my date saw it.
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Aug 10, 2014 01:16
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lol dammit. i wrote my number on the receipt for the cute waitress and my date saw it.
lol
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Aug 10, 2014 01:17
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hey its just a date right
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Aug 10, 2014 01:18
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well, i told her i think we have some chemistry, then made an "acid" "base" joke but she didnt get it. i just let it slide. she said the date was "terrible."
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Aug 10, 2014 01:21
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if she thinks the date was terrible just wait until the sex later lol
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Aug 10, 2014 01:23
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i asked her if she wanted to give it one more date, because i really feel like we've got a shot at a cool relationship maybe and she said "no"
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Aug 10, 2014 01:23
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owned
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