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Security Drone posted:

yeah its on the level, you toast the rice a little bit before you start, its fine... rissoto does this too, though with butter in the pan to coat the rice

Indian pilaf recipes have you sautee the rice in spices before adding liquid, too.

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im basically just letting the jambalaya simmer at this point but guess what every step of the process has looked loving amazing

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Little Blue Couch posted:

im basically just letting the jambalaya simmer at this point but guess what every step of the process has looked loving amazing

did you take photos

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Security Drone posted:

did you take photos

honestly since it's a bunch of brown stuff in a single pot pictures wouldn't have really come out but here's a picture of the finished stuff on an ugly plate



i've never made jambalaya before so i don't know if it's good jambalaya but it's DEFINITELY good food, just the most awesome rib sticking delicious slop. i wish it had some heat to it, i'll throw in some peppers next time

i am he

i like the plate. that jambalaya looks good too.

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i put that sprig of parsley on the bread, took a picture, and then immediately threw the parsley away

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i made pepper jack stuffed sliders w butternut squash puree and cucumber for my birthday, but i got too drunk before cooking the sliders so they came out way overcooked lol. i seared them in a cast iron pan and cooked them in the oven at 450 because i was making a lot of them, i meant to leave them for like five minutes but it ended up being much longer oops.

making stuffed sliders is super easy, you just roll your tiny burgers up into little balls the size of the inside of your hands. then push your thumb into them and throw in a block of cheese roughly 1/2 inch to a side. then press em down and make em as flat as you can, sear them in a pan, and cook them in a 450F oven for five minutes or so. this is how you make a lot of stuffed sliders in a short amount of time.

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cooking food is cool

dogcrash truther

a ritard posted:

black usually isn't good, you want 7 shades lighter of brown.

the unabonger
made carnitas the other day, wish I had taken photos. theyre v good.

alnilam

Happy birthday littlr blue couch

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thank

Little Blue Couch

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today i ate a half pound of bacon and a gallon of miller high life the champagne of beers. pm me for recipe

i am he

bump

i am he

has anyone here taken a one off cooking class?

i am he

examples: how to bake bread, how to make jelly, etc.

Bo-Pepper

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Course ya do!

i've kind of wanted to go to one of those brooklyn hipster whole pig butchery classes

dogcrash truther

i am he posted:

has anyone here taken a one off cooking class?

yeah, now my rock is 20% more potent

i am he

im thinking about taking a "how to make croissants" class...

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i am he posted:

im thinking about taking a "how to make croissants" class...

you totally should. they are very labor intensive imo. they take a LOT of butter. but its incredibly rewarding. take the class, it rules.

also barbecue classes are awesome if they have them, you learn all kinds of poo poo.

dogcrash truther

i am he posted:

im thinking about taking a "how to make croissants" class...

a good croissant is a thing of beauty

dogcrash truther
u think they jsut teach you to make the base croissant or do they teach you the chocolate mod

Rick
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Croissant donuts are the advanced course.

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Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.
dogcrash truther

Rick posted:

Croissant donuts are the advanced course.

you have to take a level in croissants and a level in donuts to be able to select this feat

Rick
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

dogcrash truther posted:

you have to take a level in croissants and a level in donuts to be able to select this feat

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.
the unabonger

i am he posted:

has anyone here taken a one off cooking class?

took a couple vietnamese cooking classes in hanoi. super fun.

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The Fresh Prince posted:

took a couple vietnamese cooking classes in hanoi. super fun.

oh geeze. that sounds awesome and interesting and cool. : (

I just got the pok pok thai cookbook and its... pretty complicated. not sure I have the guts to pull off these recipes.

SIDS Vicious


ive made a simple chicken thai curry and it turned out really well but thats it for me and fancyish asian meals, is there any good websites that have recipes but also videos showing how to do cook various dishes?

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I think allrecipes.com has how to videos

i am he

dogcrash truther posted:

u think they jsut teach you to make the base croissant or do they teach you the chocolate mod

they do the chocolate one

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Bo-Pepper posted:

Speaking of knives, if any of you are in the market for a new inexpensive chef's knife, the Victorinox Fibrox 8" Chef's Knife is the gold standard. Cook's Illustrated regularly reviews it as the top knife in their testings for anything that doesn't cost a month's pay. By all accounts it's a great knife that does what you want without any fuss.

It's easily possible to fall into the rabbit hole of knife porn and sucking dick in alley ways for fancy chef knife money, but if you want a legitimately good everyday knife, that's your pick.

Bump for victorinox chef's knife. Bo-Pepper what culinary activities are you up to these days? I just got Andy Ricker's cookbook for x-mas and am considering making something out of it, if I want to buy like two different mortars and a new type of charcoal grill...

dogcrash truther

i am he posted:

they do the chocolate one

that sounds awesome. chocllate croissant is my boy

dogcrash truther
*me lookin g at a choc croc* aeyyyuyyyyy myy boyyyyyyyy

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Bo-Pepper posted:

i've kind of wanted to go to one of those brooklyn hipster whole pig butchery classes

butchering is awesome, butchering a pig then making your own sausages from that pig is awesome

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Well I tried to make some thai breakfast rice porridge ('congee' or 'jok'.)

Friend from Thailand said it is 'impossible to screw it up' and said 'just cook rice until its porridgey and add some stock/meat'.

Started with jasmine rice, didn't have broken rice, so just kind of winged it. 6 cups of water, 1 cup of jasmine rice, cooked until it got kind of porridgey:



In retrospect I should have let it cook longer or something. Black spots are fresh ground pepper.

I took some ground pork, put it in a food processor with a good amount of ginger, garlic, and thai chili. Made that into little meatballs and threw it into a simmering pan of about 4 cups of homemade stock (if you're using pork, use pork stock and such, tho I only had chicken stock handy and it was still great). Added some chanterelles (not a thai ingredient, just needed to use them) and baby bok choy (also not really a thai ingredient in this, just needed to use it). If you have a dry rice wine sort of thing to add here a tiny bit seems to work well.



This smelled really good.

Last step is to combine the rice base and the simmered meat/stock, and then add a very soft boiled egg, which you just gently pour boiling water on a room temperature egg, let it sit for 10 minutes, then shock it in an ice bath. The whites should be white but still runny and the yolk is completely soft.

End product in a bowl:



That's after I broke the yolk and mixed it up. It actually thickened up a lot after cooling a bit. It was really tasty, but I'm sure it's an abomination and nowhere near the actual dish. Sorry the photos are kind of blurry I think steam was getting on the lens. And I know my kitchen is a wreck.

SIDS Vicious


i have 5 honey garlic sausages, rice and hamburger buns, vegetables like beans and carrots or whatever, an onion and some cucumber what can i do with this i dont want chicken tonight

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Iggy Koopa posted:

i have 5 honey garlic sausages, rice and hamburger buns, vegetables like beans and carrots or whatever, an onion and some cucumber what can i do with this i dont want chicken tonight

if you haven't done anything with them yet, you could probably make a bastardized jambalaya.

SIDS Vicious


i ended up making this with it its sliced sausages on a hamburger bun and sauted veggies and the last couple onion rings i had it was good i still have some sausages cooked up to throw in with some rice and peppers and stuff tomorrow, would it be okay with beef stock rice do you think?

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that looks good, and yeah, probably!

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I need more BYOB dinners to gaze at. Come on, people, I know you eat.

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