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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
Zero, zero, zero

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Bojan will score five more than the all-American hero on account of being not (as) poo poo.
He will score SEVEN very nice goals and make a happy face.
Jozy will score a lamentable total of TWO goals.

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!
Bojan: 3

Bojan scores 7 cool and good goals before having his leg snapped or just generally been bullied out of the season. RIP.

Jozy has acclimatised to the premier league and so will score 4 goals. He's still poo poo.

ChrisXP
Nov 25, 2004

"In football, time and space are the same thing."
Top Scorer: Bojan with two net-bulges
Difference: 2
Bojan goals: 2
Jozy goals: 0

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
Bo7an will score exactly the same (seven) amount of goals as 7üzy the American Hero.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Are we allowed to guess the same result that someone else has?

Arquebus
Feb 19, 2013
Top Scorer: Bojan
Difference: Four.
Bojan goals: A decent seven
Jozy goals: A pretty loving optimistic three.

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
Bojan: +1
Bojan: 7
Jozy: 6

He just can't be so poo poo a second season in a row.

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
Big Bojan will outscore that useless fat gently caress by 5 goals.
The Krk-meister will head slam 7 goals into the upper 90 while the ball will bounce uselessly off that stupid twat's fat loving manboobs into the goal twice for a tally of 2 goals.

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

Bojan
+6
Bojan 6
Jozy 0

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Bojan will score 11 goals, Jozy 3 making the goal difference *gets out giant calculator and furiously mash in numbers* +8 in Bojans favour.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
Top Scorer: Bojan
Difference: 9
Bojan goals: 9
Jozy goals: 0 because he's rubbish


E: Because my old guess of 4 Bojans was taken but no chance he'll get 5.
E2: For fucks sake, edited again. 9 was the lowest available option where Jozy gets none.

The Mash fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Aug 11, 2014

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bojan
3
Bojan - 6
Jozy - 3

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
Top Scorer: Bojan
Difference: 9
Bojan goals: 10
Jozy goals: 1

Dunban fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Aug 15, 2014

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

The Mash posted:

Top Scorer: Bojan
Difference: 5
Bojan goals: 5
Jozy goals: 0 because he's rubbish


E: Because my old guess of 4 Bojans was taken but no chance he'll get 5.

This guess was taken as well. :colbert:

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Bojan 1
Jozy 1
Difference 0

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
Top Scorer: Bojan Krkic
Goal Difference: 5
Bojan: 8
Jozy: 3

I have faith on Jozy, so I'm adding a a whole extra goal for him.

Her Dryer fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Aug 11, 2014

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

vyelkin posted:

This guess was taken as well. :colbert:

So?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

It's just odd to change your guess because it was already taken, then pick one that's also already taken.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

vyelkin posted:

It's just odd to change your guess because it was already taken, then pick one that's also already taken.

That's true. I think we should beat him up.

biscuits and crazy
Oct 10, 2012
Top Scorer: Bojan
Difference: A four (4) goal difference in favour of Bojan
Bojan goals: Bojan will score four (4) goals
Jozy goals: Jozy will score zero (0) goals

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Shrapnig posted:

Bojan
3
Bojan - 6
Jozy - 3

I read these guesses as being negative numbers, it seemed realistic

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Hegay posted:

That's true. I think we should beat him up.

What happened to Copenhagen-based brotherhood? For shame!

E: And in my defense, I messed up my guesses because people wantonly refused to use the official styleguide for guessing

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

Bojan will score +351 more goals than Jozy's 69

nice

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Her Dryer posted:

Top Scorer: Bojan Krkic
Goal Difference: 6
Bojan: 8
Jozy: 2

Git tae gently caress and guess something else

Mr Snips
Jan 9, 2009



Top Scorer Bojan
Bojan 5
Jozy 2
Difference 3

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
Bojan 9
Jozy 1
Difference 8

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Bojan 7
Jozy 2
Difference 5

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Top Scorer Bojan
Goal Difference +12
Bojan Goals FOURTEEN (14)
Jozy Goals two (2)

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
Bojan 7
Jozy 3
Difference 4

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

hahaha

Botswana!
Oct 12, 2009


They want what all Scotch people want: To kill the Queen, and destroy our way of life.
I believe that neither will score more goals than one another, tying them

This means a goal difference of zero

I also predict that they will both score two goals

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Jozy will somehow score four goals to Bojan's one, a difference of three, and a shock factor of infinity.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Bojan with 4 goals
Jozy with 3
Difference of 1 goal for these two shitlords
Gracias

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Top scorer: Bojan
Difference: 3
Bojan: 5
Jozy: 2

It's Bojans year

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
Bojan will score nine goals, Jozy will score three

I make that a difference of 6

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Top Scorer: Bojan
Difference: 5
Bojan goals: 6
Jozy goals: 1

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Bojan: 3 (three) goals/gols
Jozy: 1 (one) goal/gol
For a difference of +2 to Bojan

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sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past
Winner: Bojan

Bojan: 8
Jozy: 4
Difference: 4

I feel very good about this prediction.

sweek0 fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Aug 11, 2014

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