- Tujague
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by LadyAmbien
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S.T.U.N. Runner
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Aug 11, 2014 21:57
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- FartGhost
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Billy Mitchel became the Donkey Kong king, setting the record top-score at the now-famous (thanks to us) Fun Spot arcade in the lakes region of New Hampshire. I watched from a distance as he would attract a crowd of up to 10 people, dazzle them with his DK skills, then amble around the arcade like an ape. I always found it odd that he would imitate Donkey Kong, when he was the bad guy of the game he loved so much. Was his subconscious aware of the fact that he was the villain, and I, the hero? No one really seemed to mind until he started flinging his own feces around. The owner pulled me aside and said: "you must kill Billy Mitchel before it's too late"
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Aug 11, 2014 21:57
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- tao of lmao
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Aug 11, 2014 22:54
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- google THIS
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I grip one joystick with the pinky of my left hand, the other with the thumb on my right. it's a stretch, but the rest of my fingers can reach the buttons. two rolls of quarters are prepped for quickdraw. this is it. I'm ready.
I'm going to play bubble bobble. solo. and I'm going to get the good ending.
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Aug 12, 2014 00:45
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- tao of lmao
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i went on an arcade date a few weeks ago and when my date tried to give our ski ball tickets to a kid (who was also holding tickets) he said "no thank you"
the next kid wasnt so loving dumb tho
Give a man a fish...
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Aug 12, 2014 00:49
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- dogcrash truther
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if theres one thing i cant loving stand its noobs. the worst thing ever is when some complete noob pops in next to you at soul caliber or similar and you ahve to mop the floor with them and they're like "wow, you're good" and im like "lmao i know, and you suck really bad, i wish i could do some of the moves from the game on you in real life right now and send you into an epic juggle combo and utterly destroy your body for real" and then they call the cops or whatever, but its worth it cause it totally harshes a good gameflow to suddenly be playing against someone who just doesnt know poo poo about video games anyway.
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Aug 12, 2014 01:32
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- thewizardofshoe
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I will wreck yo rear end at Hydro Thunder. Got my boat shades and visor at the ready 24/7 son you just say when and we'll loving splash in the big kids' pool.
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Aug 12, 2014 02:30
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- tao of lmao
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Do you have what it takes to succeed on the biggest stage of them all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORQKTfFahbM
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Aug 12, 2014 02:41
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- DinosaurDavid
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Froody
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My half-brother is an old school Street Fighter player, used to rack up highscores in the arcades round his college which ended up being my hometown later. This past weekend he came down with his family for a visit. We took my Niece and Nephew to the bowling alley, and after the bowling we went to the arcade machines, and found there was still an old street fighter machine there. 'I used to be quite the pro on this' he said, and my nephew was entranced. Me and him stepped up, loaded it with coins and let her rip. We were both rusty with the stick, and he bested me in the first round with his staple Zangief. But then his age started to show. He's 12 years my senior, and just doesn't have the edge anymore. I hadokened him into submission with my Ken, beat him in the last two rounds convincingly, humiliating him infront of our entire family and his children. I threw the next game just to be nice, and we left before we could have a third. It was for the best. I dont think I had it in me to throw again just to let him save face.
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Aug 12, 2014 03:17
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- HUSKY DILF
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aggressively chill
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Rampage forever
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Aug 12, 2014 03:19
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- 69 the sex number
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theres a kill screen coming up
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Aug 12, 2014 03:26
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- google THIS
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i was so good at starfighter centauri came down to earth and said thanks for applying but I'm afraid you're overqualified
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Aug 12, 2014 03:38
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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One time I brought my GamePro magazine to the arcade because it had Killer Instinct combos in it. I was too little and stupid to pull the moves off, but this older kid was amazed that I had this magazine with all the codes on it. His reaction was kind of like the same reaction to woods porn*. He starts getting all these combos and special moves, and he's like getting high on Killer Instinct moves and so am I. We both got really high on video games that day. We were using each other to get do as much Killer Instinct as we could and we knew it and we didn't care.
Crypt Killer was really good.
*90s had lots of porn randomly stashed in the woods (pre-internet).
WetNightmare fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Aug 12, 2014
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Aug 12, 2014 06:44
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- Pedantra
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by Lowtax
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woods porn freaking owns
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Aug 12, 2014 07:00
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- December Octopodes
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Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
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its a real tragedy that it's not as prevalent these days
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Aug 12, 2014 09:26
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- tao of lmao
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Billy Mitchell whispering to someone about to beat his record: "you're gayyyy. you never be as good as me. kill yourself"
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Aug 12, 2014 15:15
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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I once won 100 FIM from Pajatso and it was all in 1 FIM coins so I had to keep pulling my pants up when I walked home it was pretty ridiculous money isn't worth all that.
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Aug 12, 2014 15:16
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- Machai
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lol if you don't buy a machine for like $400 and a game for $60 while paying $10 a month to beat the poo poo out of people from all over the world while sitting in front of your tv in only your underwear
#americandream
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Aug 12, 2014 17:10
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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lol if you don't buy a machine for like $400 and a game for $60 while paying $10 a month to beat the poo poo out of people from all over the world while sitting in front of your tv in only your underwear
#americandream
Why would I be wearing underwear 
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Aug 12, 2014 17:49
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- playground tough
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one time I went to this stupid local gaming con when i was a kid. some dude asked if I wanted to play street fighter so I was like sure. he promptly wooped my rear end with that spinny bitch no contest and had the nerve to ask me if i wanted to play again gently caress no, guy
fuckin arcade camping child predators
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Aug 12, 2014 22:50
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- tao of lmao
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one time I went to this stupid local gaming con when i was a kid. some dude asked if I wanted to play street fighter so I was like sure. he promptly wooped my rear end with that spinny bitch no contest and had the nerve to ask me if i wanted to play again gently caress no, guy
fuckin arcade camping child predators
i thought i recognized you
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Aug 12, 2014 23:02
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- posting smiling
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i thought i recognized you
lol
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Aug 12, 2014 23:07
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- playground tough
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I got high score on asteroids in the MOMA and made my name rear end
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Aug 13, 2014 06:28
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- playground tough
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take that modern art bitches
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Aug 13, 2014 06:33
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- December Octopodes
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Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
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i feel like the obama/akuma thread and this one should join forces
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Aug 13, 2014 06:54
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- 3D Megadoodoo
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for when the pizza guy comes
I'm an able-bodied adult I've never ordered in pizza. (Work doesn't count but I have to be clothed in the workplace  )
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Aug 13, 2014 08:54
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- cuntman.net
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i thought i was cool for playing the lightgun game dual weilding both guns until another guy showed up who did that and also used the deer hunter gun from the next cabinet with his feet. it didnt even work, he just did it to show off
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Aug 13, 2014 10:07
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- playground tough
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I enjoyed that exhibit but really only played the growing old game which was more balanced IMO
it didn't have a high score table which is a powerful message
I was pissed i couldnt stand there and play minecraft for 3+ hrs so i watched the video feed for 2+
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Aug 13, 2014 15:44
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- GEExCEE
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moma isnt even free. sucks.
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Aug 13, 2014 15:47
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