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Walked by a kid no older than 12 struggling to beak 100 points in ski-ball. I dropped a 285 on the lane next to him and walked away. No, I didn't give him my extra tickets.
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- Pedantra
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by Lowtax
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if theres one thing i cant loving stand its noobs. the worst thing ever is when some complete noob pops in next to you at soul caliber or similar and you ahve to mop the floor with them and they're like "wow, you're good" and im like "lmao i know, and you suck really bad, i wish i could do some of the moves from the game on you in real life right now and send you into an epic juggle combo and utterly destroy your body for real" and then they call the cops or whatever, but its worth it cause it totally harshes a good gameflow to suddenly be playing against someone who just doesnt know poo poo about video games anyway.
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Aug 11, 2014 18:17
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by Lowtax
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Posting in an Air Julio thread. 
badly though (ba-zing)
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Aug 11, 2014 18:31
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by Lowtax
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Billy and I owned the NBA Jam scene. We were the best team in the contiguous 48 and riding high everywhere we went. I don't know what got him into Donkey Kong, but he went down that rabbit-hole hard. Our first loss I remember looking down at his hands and seeing him doing DK moves. Can you believe it? DK moves on an NBA Jam machine? There are no barrels to hop over in Jam, idiot!
We got crushed, but something in Billy just broke. He began to obsess over Donkey Kong. He grew his hair out and started wearing American flag ties. He was like this yuppie/hippie hybrid. It really started creeping me out. We lost something like 20 straight games before I finally confronted him. He had stopped speaking words by this point and communicated only in Donkey Kong sound effects.
It was clear he only cared about that loving monkey at this point. Needless to say, I'm pretty sure he's the reason Jam isn't as popular as it once was.
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Aug 11, 2014 20:05
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- Pedantra
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by Lowtax
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woods porn freaking owns
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