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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > This arcade can't even handle me right now
 
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FluffieDuckie

 the manager of the arcade told me not to return. something about tilting the pinball machines.

but we all know it was because i was primed to beat his Ms. Pacman score

* # ¿ Aug 11, 2014 17:35
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 07:29
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FluffieDuckie

Captain No-mates posted:

its tough being a celebrity down at the arcade, you get the high scores and then you get the women throwing themselves at you with no self respect. im in a good mood, just crushed some poser at street fighter so i decide to give them what they want. get out my sharpie and upon overflowing bosom initial the autograph theyve been waiting for: "N M 8"
* # ¿ Aug 11, 2014 18:52
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FluffieDuckie

Nacho Destroyer posted:

im a pretty famous arcade player, you may know me from my signature tags, rear end, DAM, BCH, and CNT

yeah i've seen you around, but my tag is aaa and i'm everywhere dude

* # ¿ Aug 11, 2014 20:18
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