This arcade can't even handle me right now

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > This arcade can't even handle me right now

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i don't mean to brag but during my adolescent years, on two separate occasions, i had hot girls hit on me while i was playing arcade games

and i didn't let it break my concentration

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 17:37

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 13:21

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I grip one joystick with the pinky of my left hand, the other with the thumb on my right. it's a stretch, but the rest of my fingers can reach the buttons. two rolls of quarters are prepped for quickdraw. this is it. I'm ready.

I'm going to play bubble bobble. solo. and I'm going to get the good ending.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 00:45

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i was so good at starfighter centauri came down to earth and said thanks for applying but I'm afraid you're overqualified

# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 03:38

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