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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong


If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live.

e: We are full, sorry.

Welcome, friends, to Year III. As with third movies in any given series, it comes with plenty of hype but will probably end in disappointment for most. As of this posting we have 7 of 12 of last year’s teams signed on to return. The 5 remaining teams are, of course, still welcome to join the league, so I’m comfortable giving them a week from this posting to do so before we start tacking on some newbies. If an old team needs a Join email sent to a different address than the one that Yahoo has, just let me know. I’m also open to the idea of just blowing the league up to 16 teams, which in my experience always makes for an entertaining season.

If you want to join us on our cinematically-themed but mostly otherwise standard fantasy football journey, just post and we can figure it out before poo poo starts. It'd be nice if you posted in Cinema Discusso but it seems dumb to make that a restriction, and it feels equally as dumb to say only join if you're "into movies" because who the gently caress isn't into movies? What's most important is that you play through the whole season and give every week your best even if you're not doing well. That's the real requirement.

Rules are mostly Yahoo standard except for .5 PPR and penalties for missing easy FGs/PATs. As with pretty much everything here, the rules are up for discussion.

The draft is arbitrarily set for :siren: Saturday, August 30 at 3pm. :siren: It can change according to people’s schedules and I think it’d be best to keep it at some point on that weekend.

As for league theme this year, let’s talk about it. We’ve done two directors now (Coens/Carpenter), but it could really be anything. We just need a wide berth of titles/characters with which we can either make a dumb pun or try to sound cool to only ourselves. Tradition dictates. Kurosawa or Bergman, for example, have a shitton of material to work with.

2012 Champion: The Big Gronkowski (JoeRules)

2013 Champion: The Porkchop Express (Gatts)


2014 Teams

Philip Seymour Hoffman Division

2. Mockingjaycutler (Y-Hat) (7-2)
5. Russell Wilson's War (Vargo) (6-3)
6. A Most Wanted Manning (weekly font) (5-4)
9. Fuckin' Idiots (Kull the Conqueror) (3-6)
10. HungryHungryHoffmans (Gatts) (2-7)
12. Talented Mr. Ridley (Darko) (1-8)

Robin McLaurin Williams Division

3. What Brees May Come (MacheteZombie) (8-1)
4. Jumanjiovanibernard (JoeRules) (7-2)
1. Good Morning Lambeau (YoshiFan823) (6-3)
5. Dwayne Bowe Randolph (Swarm) (4-5)
9. The Jeff Fisher King (loco88) (4-5)
10. Dead QB Society (DeimosRising) (1-8)

Season Best: 153.96 points (Mockingjaycutler, Week 8)
Season Worst: 48.34 points (Russell Wilson's War, Week 4)

Kull the Conqueror fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Nov 6, 2014

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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

DeimosRising posted:

I'd like to get in on this if someone drops out or whatever, sounds dope.


MacheteZombie posted:

The draft is arbitrarily set for Saturday, August 30 at 3pm.

Other than this, I would love to join the league. I play in a league with friends and we draft on this same day/time.

If you'll have me, I know I don't have much CineD cred.



These plus Gatts who was in last year make 11; just need one more person. PM me or post your emails here so I can get you in.

e: Or better yet just use this link.

Vargo posted:

May I suggest a memorial theme, all team names must reference Robin Williams films?

We could have a Williams Conference and a PSH Conference.

Kull the Conqueror fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Aug 20, 2014

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Swarm posted:

If you still need one and aren't terribly offended by my fresh regdate, I'd be down for this.
I do enjoy movies, if that helps seal the deal.

As long as you play every week, that's what matters. You can click here to join.

PSH/Williams sounds good to me. I'll do it in the league now and mostly auto-organize it but if you have a specific preference for conference I'll shuffle you around.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Vargo posted:

Dammit, we need a longer character limit, I really wanted "Before The Devil Knows You're Demarius."

Demaryius. :eng101:

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Sorry I've been more absent than I'd like; I'm still open to changing the draft if it can accomodate more people. I can't do tomorrow night but would it help anyone if we did it earlier in the day?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I also realized I'm an idiot who never even glanced at or mentioned time zone. It's 3pm Mountain, i.e. 5pm Eastern.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Ok, Jumanijiovanibernard definitely wins best team name. :lol:

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Is DNS actually 12 years old or what?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Only Week 1 but I almost feel like we're fighting for PSH's soul or something.



e: Also, it's looking like whoever was signed up as Thing Reference is AWOL, so we could bring another Crazy 8 into the fold.

Kull the Conqueror fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Sep 7, 2014

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Welcome aboard. :)

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Yeah, sorry, you've been autodrafted.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Vargo posted:

Can we get an OP update saying which goon goes to which team? I don't even know who I beat this week.

My bad. I posted the teams and will update them with standings every Tuesday.

Kull the Conqueror fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Sep 9, 2014

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Fuckin' hell, my team was flaccid this week. Forte didn't see a lot of chances. You were supposed to be out, Brandon Marshall! :argh:

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Vargo posted:

so I doubled-down on Panther RBs

Well, the writing was on the wall with that tactic.

e: Looks like unless Matt Forte drops 30, we'll only have one undefeated team left in the league going into week 4.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Russell Wilson's War has shattered the season's worst score record by about 8 points; so far that record has been revised weekly. A Most Wanted Manning is now officially the only undefeated team, but in terms of cumulative score, it is clear that true power lies in the Robin Williams division with four teams attaining over 300 points so far to the Hoffman division's one.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Looks like my hopes for the week (and frankly, the season) rest upon Drew Brees in primetime vs. a historically porous Dallas secondary. I'll take those odds. :cool:

e: :negative:

Kull the Conqueror fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Sep 29, 2014

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I looked at Vargo's week and was like "drat, I've never seen such a disappointing output," but then I saw Aaron Rodgers was benched for Jay Cutler and my sympathies morphed into cackling merriment.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
My team is about as successful as Scotty J's love life. I chose the wrong right mascot. :(

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
If I win this week starting Brian Hoyer I will be soooo happy. :ohdear:

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
The standings remained fairly consistent in the Hoffman division this week, while in the Williams division Jumanjiovanibernard took a tumble despite a winning record thanks to an inadequate total points score. Good Morning Lambeau and What Brees May Come are, as it stands, the most competitive teams. Talented Mr. Ridley is slowly morphing in tone from comedic football badness to merely tragic and depressing.

But still kinda funny.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
That's...kinda dumb. I thought I had the waiver settings to be that whoever's got the worst team gets priority.

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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
The best team name won.

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