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cruft

pig slut lisa posted:

gsgj can you make up a new joke and tell me it?

Okay this dog and this lady go to the park, and the dog ses a bench and it says "i would realy ike to pee on that bench" and the lady says "holy poo poo my dog can talk"

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Dotcom Jillionaire

Social distortion
please draw a picture of blue balls

pig slut lisa

irl is good


cruft posted:

Okay this dog and this lady go to the park, and the dog ses a bench and it says "i would realy ike to pee on that bench" and the lady says "holy poo poo my dog can talk"

ty, also :cawg:

cruft

Guys I think we broke him :ohdear:

I hope he's still driknig water, if he's got work torommor.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


cruft posted:

I hope he's still driknig water, if he's got work torommor.

o no the disease is spreading :ohdear:

cruft

pig slut lisa posted:

o no the disease is spreading :ohdear:

I'm not drunk, just stupid.

El Spider

will you p[ost your dick for great justice

FluffieDuckie

Los Lobos posted:

will you p[ost your dick for great justice

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


cruft posted:

Okay this dog and this lady go to the park, and the dog ses a bench and it says "i would realy ike to pee on that bench" and the lady says "holy poo poo my dog can talk"

hahsa

Dotcom Jillionaire posted:

please draw a picture of blue balls

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Los Lobos posted:

will you p[ost your dick for great justice

HAHA ITS VERY BISG


BIG

FluffieDuckie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

HAHA ITS VERY BISG


BIG

this is not a picture :colbert:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


FluffieDuckie posted:

this is not a picture :colbert:

lol maybea latetr

FluffieDuckie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

lol maybea latetr

i'm concerned you're going to pass out before you get around to it

posting smiling

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

lol maybea latetr

:liara:

Spiderjelly

Sign of evil.
SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

kittycopter

Don't worry,
he soars above us...
how are you

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
What's it like op?

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Where u at and y u drinkin.

FluffieDuckie

an hour and 25 minutes since the last john glenn sighting. i'm guessing he's passed out at his computer screen at this point

Stormyish

FluffieDuckie posted:

an hour and 25 minutes since the last john glenn sighting. i'm guessing he's passed out at his computer screen at this point

Mission Failure: John Glenn Terminated

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

FluffieDuckie posted:

an hour and 25 minutes since the last john glenn sighting. i'm guessing he's passed out at his computer screen at this point

That's really gay, and pathetic.

December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
what whe should have done was ask for "drawing" of his penis

cuntman.net

no john your not seeing double your actually typing everything out twice

soybean

goldmine

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh gently caress

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


guys, I don't feel so good.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

good job duder

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

should we make an intervention post about your increasingly frequent drunk posting?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Bo-Pepper posted:

good job duder

not sure what happened. I don't remember drinking that much :confused:

Captain No-mates

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

guys, I don't feel so good.



spiderguy gets his hungover friend GSJG asprin and a glass of water but how is he going to take them with his big rear end suit. spider guy hasnt thought this through

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Captain No-mates posted:



spiderguy gets his hungover friend GSJG asprin and a glass of water but how is he going to take them with his big rear end suit. spider guy hasnt thought this through

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