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Fellis posted:"Get out of here stalker" ukranian duty guy really touches my soul duty scum can gently caress right off hail freedom
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Fellis posted:"Get out of here stalker" ukranian duty guy really touches my soul I am more of a "Don't just stand there, I SAID COME IN!" guy myself
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Fellis posted:"Get out of here stalker" ukranian duty guy really touches my soul hawaiian had me at ALOOOOOOHAAA
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In Gold I kept Picnicker Gina's number in my phone at all times. She did give me a Leaf Stone though. Obviously she wanted my Miracle Seed.
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Aug 14, 2014 23:58
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every other page on gawker media has legit funny people writing for it who take the absolute loving poo poo out of all their respective targets - the media, men, entertainment, sports, food, etc. but kotaku is an absolute pussycat and would never DARE call, say, Ubisoft a motherfucker for doing something stupid - at best they'll make a 20 paragraph sternly worded Facebook post that amounts to "ya done wrong, but, well, okay then" because they're scared shitless of not being invited to the next shitball exclusive reveal of rear end creed 5 billion then again this is true of all game journos games journalism must die
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lets exterminate the game journos
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don't kill them, but don't pay them to keep playing good little boys and girls when Mr. Electronic Arts and Mrs. Ubisoft are around i want these fuckers to be as relentless and mouthy as their betters pay them to ruin the rear end in a top hat of these companies; who gives a poo poo if they're not going to get exclusive looks or whatever just read what happened today on Gamespot or Joystiq, then spin it into something actually readable and - maybe, just loving maybe - funny AND also true readable, funny, and true - gaming journalism's triforce it has yet to grasp
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matrix ripoff posted:every other page on gawker media has legit funny people writing for it who take the absolute loving poo poo out of all their respective targets - the media, men, entertainment, sports, food, etc. to be fair they basically have to do this because their jobs exist so long as publishers and developers are willing to talk to them. if they actually had balls everyone would just avoid them. gently caress kotaku tho
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matrix ripoff posted:every other page on gawker media has legit funny people writing for it who take the absolute loving poo poo out of all their respective targets - the media, men, entertainment, sports, food, etc. yeah gawker and jezebel have a lot of funny and interesting arti-hahawehiahiahahauhauhauehueahuehuaeuh AUHEUHEUHEUUHAEUUHEHAUHUEUAHUHEUHEHUEUHE *starts brazilian hollering like a madman for hours*
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can i still say which pokemon character i would date or has the thread moved on
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Omally posted:can i still say which pokemon character i would date or has the thread moved on i'm not the op, but be my guest
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TheLovablePlutonis posted:yeah gawker and jezebel have a lot of funny and interesting arti-hahawehiahiahahauhauhauehueahuehuaeuh AUHEUHEUHEUUHAEUUHEHAUHUEUAHUHEUHEHUEUHE *starts brazilian hollering like a madman for hours*
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LaTex Fetish posted:i'm not the op, but be my guest ok it's lorelei 
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As a kid who would literally ask people, "Do you want to be my friend?" and then add them to a physical list in my desk, I wasn't quite sure how to approach girls on this more romantic matter.
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Omally posted:ok it's lorelei
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I think the tentacruel wants to date her too!
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Butt Ghost posted:look at that loving Tentacruel i was a tentacruel in one of those "i will name pokemon after you" threads so it all works out
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Cyra posted:lmao gaming journalism 
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He should have taken a trip to Korea thats what worked for me.
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Soral posted:http://kotaku.com/5932081/has-glados-from-portal-invaded-the-olympics Wow.
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matrix ripoff posted:every other page on gawker media has legit funny people writing for it who take the absolute loving poo poo out of all their respective targets - the media, men, entertainment, sports, food, etc. no because io9 is basically a dr who fan blog masquerading as science journalism
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matrix ripoff posted:just read what happened today on Gamespot or Joystiq, then spin it into something actually readable and - maybe, just loving maybe - funny AND also true i'm actually trying to do this with my gaming news site because actual journalism means a lot to me, but the sad truth is that actual news is pretty boring and also really hard to do right as just one person so no one will ever actually read it if you don't have a hot girl in a tank top in front of a green screen trying to talk about games, there's not much incentive to enter the market basically Axel Serenity fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Aug 15, 2014 |
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Wolfman Nards posted:no because io9 is basically a dr who fan blog masquerading as science journalism CERN's Bold New Test Could Create a TARDIS Here on Earth What NASA's Whatever Probe Could Teach Us About the TARDIS If We Land On Mars, Would a TARDIS Work? Goofy Looking British Spaceman gently caress Me, gently caress Me With Your TARDick
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Aug 15, 2014 05:44
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even though gawker/deadspin/jezebel do go after a lot of sacred cows, they take things way too seriously. drew magary is the last of the good old-school gawker journos and he doesn't write poo poo anymore besides his annual NFL preview, a mailbag, and some assorted columns if nothing else, kotaku manages to be the funniest part of gawker media, albeit unintentionally
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here have a really stupid article that wasn't written by kotaku. it's so profound(ly stupid) that two people wrote it http://www.polygon.com/2014/8/14/6000267/ferguson-police-cameras-watch-dogs
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The Taint Reaper posted:Thread is now about Flannery Yo Who Wants TO gently caress Flannery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Y-Hat posted:drew magary is the last of the good old-school gawker journos and he doesn't write poo poo anymore besides his annual NFL preview, a mailbag, and some assorted columns Drew's great. I respect how he is very upfront that he cares about the Vikings first and foremost, the NFL as a whole second and literally every other sport in a distant, distant third. That's sports writing I can relate to. Y-Hat posted:here have a really stupid article that wasn't written by kotaku. it's so profound(ly stupid) that two people wrote it Polygon may be the only Game Journalism site you can hold up as worse than Kotaku. All Polygon needs to become the epitome of insufferability is to hire Brian Ashcraft and have him write a weekly column about how HE LIVES IN JAPAN and about how HE'S MARRIED (To an Osaka girl. [Hey, have you heard of Yokai Watch? Here's forty loving columns about how his lovely kids love it])
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Y-Hat posted:here have a really stupid article that wasn't written by kotaku. it's so profound(ly stupid) that two people wrote it idgi I mean it tries too hard to tie into Watch Dogs and is really speculative but police cameras are being covered by a lot of major outlets right now
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Axel Serenity posted:i'm actually trying to do this with my gaming news site because actual journalism means a lot to me, but the sad truth is that actual news is pretty boring and also really hard to do right as just one person so no one will ever actually read it yeah, that's another issue - hard to have enthusiasm if you know that literally nobody is reading your poo poo pretty much the reason i stopped writing like, i stopped writing news, stories, tv and film  i know popular theory is if nobody reads your poo poo then your poo poo sucks, BUT I WONDER TO THIS DAY Wolfman Nards posted:no because io9 is basically a dr who fan blog masquerading as science journalism this is also true; though i had hoped their The Postman-themed mailbag thing would some day approch Deadspin's Funbag but jesus loving christ talk about a hugbox
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Omally posted:ok it's lorelei Highly misleading image, this is not what she looks like in the games or anime at all.
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dem pokemnon babes... holy lee gently caress, wanna throw my pokemon balls into her mouth and shoot out a cumizard, lol!
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Axel Serenity posted:i'm actually trying to do this with my gaming news site because actual journalism means a lot to me, but the sad truth is that actual news is pretty boring and also really hard to do right as just one person so no one will ever actually read it I dunno Retro Magazine owns because they interview people who worked on older games and hardware. It's also a very thick magazine with minimal ads but I've yet to see a boring or terrible issue. The Primal Rage one was interesting because it showed that nobody to this day can unlock the arcade version and make it portable to home consoles with perfect accuracy.
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retro designers have absolutely nothing to lose discussing the details or dishing on their shithead bosses - it's a zero-risk enterprise that doesn't mean it isn't interesting as hell, tho
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hardcoregaming101.net is pro as poo poo and i loving fear the day they try to web 2.0 that poo poo
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The Taint Reaper posted:I dunno Retro Magazine owns because they interview people who worked on older games and hardware. It's also a very thick magazine with minimal ads but I've yet to see a boring or terrible issue. I'll try and check it out! Was watching Video Games: The Movie and, while the movie is OK at best, it was still cool to see some of the older Atari dudes talking and whatnot. A retro mag sounds kind of fun
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matrix ripoff posted:retro designers have absolutely nothing to lose discussing the details or dishing on their shithead bosses - it's a zero-risk enterprise Well they can tie it into new releases because when Metal gear Rising came out they had an interview with all the people who worked on all past and present metal gear games. But it's actual games journalism that's good.
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Omally posted:ok it's lorelei 
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