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Omally posted:ok it's lorelei not bad, but my heart belongs to Jessie (and James but only when he has titties)
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Aug 18, 2014 23:55
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to be fair he does mention being married now
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Aug 19, 2014 02:26
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Sep 5, 2014 19:52
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Kotaku Writer: If I treat your website as my Facebook or Livejournal, will I still get paid. Gawker: Absolutely; oh God yes. Kotaku Writer: Money in the bank. *welds eyes to navel and lets his hands dance across the keyboard*
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Sep 6, 2014 01:32
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The Taint Reaper posted:Well they can tie it into new releases because when Metal gear Rising came out they had an interview with all the people who worked on all past and present metal gear games. Is that the British one, because i pick that up sometimes when im waiting for the bus and it's pretty good and it's hilarious when they find some of the old-school pre-internet nerds that tell really embarassing personal anecdotes
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Sep 6, 2014 01:46
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Soral posted:http://kotaku.com/5932081/has-glados-from-portal-invaded-the-olympics lmao i thought "well thats a tall order" but yes thats extremely worthleess
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Sep 6, 2014 02:05
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big duck equals goose posted:dem pokemnon babes... holy lee gently caress, wanna throw my pokemon balls into her mouth and shoot out a cumizard, lol! I want to have normal sex with her probably.
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Sep 6, 2014 02:06
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I'd let her uhhh suck my dick I guess. I could put my penis into her vagina or rear end in a top hat. I'd do those three things with her.
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Sep 6, 2014 02:06
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I really got to get in on video games blogging. I have tons of dumb opinions and no problem lying about a product as long as the price is right.
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Sep 6, 2014 03:19
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I just love that one day they make articles like that, then the next they talk like the gaming community are all fat antisocial misogynist retards but journos are True Art Connoisseurs™ I mean obviously gamers are fat antisocial misogynist retards but still Also The Taint Reaper posted:Flannery>Misty. This but more intensely
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Sep 6, 2014 11:06
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I feel like the only time I ever look at kotaku is when someone links to it with a monstrously terrible article about the worst dumb bullshit. E:gently caress me that's exactly how they stay in business isn't it
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Sep 6, 2014 12:04
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Soral posted:http://kotaku.com/5932081/has-glados-from-portal-invaded-the-olympics http://kotaku.com/5843886/i-got-my-fashion-sense-from-video-games-and-you-can-too And this: http://kotaku.com/5888677/how-i-achieved-greatness-on-a-sonic-the-hedgehog-themed-bed
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Sep 6, 2014 13:00
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Tim Rogers should be the only person allowed to write about video games on the Internet
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Sep 6, 2014 13:47
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CSM posted:No, this: i disagree. while those posts may be shittier and dumber than the article i linked, the "this speaker thing kind of looks like a video game robot, sort of" post is far more worthless in a real sense of the word.
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Sep 6, 2014 18:03
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Y-Hat posted:here have a really stupid article that wasn't written by kotaku. it's so profound(ly stupid) that two people wrote it http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/136636-How-Does-the-Israeli-Gaza-Conflict-Affect-Video-Games Why do they think these types of articles are a good idead???
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Sep 7, 2014 08:53
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so they can think their profession is culturally relevant instead of a literal manchild hobby
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Sep 7, 2014 09:03
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Jessie and Flannery are loving sexy, I'd like to have one bouncing on my dilznick while the other licks at my balls, then they could switch back and forth for a while. if you read or care about any "gaming journalism" whatsoever loving lmao. it'd be "hot" if they like switched clothes so you got an evil Team Rocket Flannery and a Jessie in tight-rear end jeans, mmmmm. "Hot" drat
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Sep 7, 2014 09:19
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woah what if you had a POkemon game where you caught girls. lol. you could make them gently caress instead of fight, except they'd be gently caress fighting, and one oft hem could use Lick. Idk just a little taste of my crazy brain blasts haha 
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Sep 7, 2014 09:23
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Cobweb Heart posted:woah what if you had a POkemon game where you caught girls. lol. you could make them gently caress instead of fight, except they'd be gently caress fighting, and one oft hem could use Lick. Idk just a little taste of my crazy brain blasts haha i fuckin hope this true
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Sep 7, 2014 15:30
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Ekster posted:so they can think their profession is culturally relevant instead of a literal manchild hobby
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i want one of these idiots to get a pulitzer just for posting another loving image dump of cosplay photos just to gently caress with everyone's minds
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Sep 7, 2014 22:20
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Cobweb Heart posted:woah what if you had a POkemon game where you caught girls. lol. you could make them gently caress instead of fight, except they'd be gently caress fighting, and one oft hem could use Lick. Idk just a little taste of my crazy brain blasts haha Didn't this actually exist and goons posted a bigass PYF thread about it?
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Sep 7, 2014 22:47
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Contra Calculus posted:Didn't this actually exist and goons posted a bigass PYF thread about it? iirc the "post your favorite sa drama" thread got shut down because of imported drama from the pokemon girls thread which is basically the best and only way it could have ended
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Sep 7, 2014 22:52
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PleasingFungus posted:iirc the "post your favorite sa drama" thread got shut down because of imported drama lol pyf
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Sep 8, 2014 00:57
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PleasingFungus posted:iirc the "post your favorite sa drama" thread got shut down because of imported drama from the pokemon girls thread bet it's funny but it ain't platinum funny
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Sep 8, 2014 01:11
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The Sharmat posted:I have seen conflicts like the Israeli-Palestinian struggle over gaza play out a thousand times through the monitor of my computer in games like Victoria 2 and have become wise in the ways of a general or statesman. politicians should start listening to gamers if they want real results this but unironically. paradox games should be the new civil service test
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Sep 8, 2014 02:30
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we detected an attempt by Russia to manufacture a Cassus Belli on Ukraine yet did nothing except sit back and hope Putin would hit the infamy limit. a rookie mistake, Obama
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Sep 8, 2014 02:37
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http://i.imgur.com/TBYGgET.png Writing about video games for money is an important and difficult job and I have nothing but admiration for these people.
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Sep 8, 2014 19:19
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Gooth posted:http://i.imgur.com/TBYGgET.png iirc the same guy wrote another article about how diablo 3's always online thing utterly failed later on
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Sep 8, 2014 20:24
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Who was that one guy who specialized in reviewing those moeshit games that he imported from  GLORIOUS NIPPON, was that Tolito? Pretty much any article by him was/is comedy gold for all the wrong reasons.
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Sep 9, 2014 00:34
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01011001 posted:iirc the same guy wrote another article about how diablo 3's always online thing utterly failed later on http://kotaku.com/5910480/last-nights-diablo-iii-debacle-demonstrates-the-problem-with-always-online-games He wasn't really talking about always online requirement in that one article, more about the save game system.
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Sep 9, 2014 03:16
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CSM posted:He wrote one a week before that one as well: but they love clickbait-y headlines.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:16
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Sep 9, 2014 16:18
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this is dumb but please for the love of god use http://archive.today/ or http://www.donotlink.com/ so these loving sites don't get hits and search bumps
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Sep 9, 2014 16:25
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Mach2 posted:this is dumb but please for the love of god use http://archive.today/ or http://www.donotlink.com/ so these loving sites don't get hits and search bumps No.
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Mach2 posted:this is dumb but please for the love of god use http://archive.today/ or http://www.donotlink.com/ so these loving sites don't get hits and search bumps I'm not a goddamn caveman, I have adblocker.
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Sep 9, 2014 18:46
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Gooth posted:I'm not a goddamn caveman, I have adblocker. Well duh, even my grandmother uses adblock. That doesn't stop them scoring hits and topping search results though.
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Sep 9, 2014 18:59
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Kotaku Ate My Balls
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more like kococku
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