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YOUR C-LEVEL TEAM SHOULD BE MADE UP EXCLUSIVELY OF JEDIS
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:33 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:It's pretty cool that people will completely ignore your mental illness problems if you have enough money.
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:35 |
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n o p e o p e
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:36 |
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As if I'm going to click a scribd link. Are you serious op
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:37 |
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you are my employer you do not get a glimpse into my inner life
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:37 |
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is "cloud government" an actual phrase these days or is it just something this weirdo made up?
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:40 |
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BooLoo posted:is "cloud government" an actual phrase these days or is it just something this weirdo made up? I think we're seeing the fallout from a generation that grew up on video games and can no longer distinguish reality from fiction.
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:42 |
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http://www.nextgengovt.com/Citizen Tayne posted:I think we're seeing the fallout from a generation that grew up on video games and can no longer distinguish reality from fiction. Mr. Apollo fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Aug 14, 2014 |
# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:43 |
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that makes me feel kind of old and grumpy
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:46 |
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All right Now Let’s get started 1264 slides to go… yeah no
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:46 |
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BooLoo posted:is "cloud government" an actual phrase these days or is it just something this weirdo made up? makes me think of a government that is hosted by someone else which you have v little control over
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:52 |
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BooLoo posted:
also his mum is dead so she aint seeing poo poo lmao
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:55 |
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Mr. Apollo posted:http://www.nextgengovt.com/ I don't think that's it at all, for every lunatic do-nothing "overachiever" like this guy, there are a hundred thousand scared young adults who don't know how they're going to pay off their student loans.
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:58 |
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there was a slide somewhere in there that could conceivably be offensive to people who aren't him where he goes on about never taking a job if you don't believe passionately in the vision of the company and feel that you can learn from the company leader. good in theory bust sometimes you just have to put food on the table dickhead.
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:03 |
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BooLoo posted:there was a slide somewhere in there that could conceivably be offensive to people who aren't him where he goes on about never taking a job if you don't believe passionately in the vision of the company and feel that you can learn from the company leader. why don't poor people just live off their trust fund until they find an angel investor
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:06 |
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Panty Saluter posted:oh ok lol if u can't speed read the moment I realized I don't have to say words in my head to understand what I'm reading is the moment I became a god (of cjing)
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:18 |
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this ppt gave me dysentery
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:21 |
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is this before or after the trustfalls
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:22 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:I don't think that's it at all, for every lunatic do-nothing "overachiever" like this guy, there are a hundred thousand scared young adults who don't know how they're going to pay off their student loans.
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:31 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:I think we're seeing the fallout from a generation that grew up on video games and can no longer distinguish reality from fiction. can confirm, constant video games and cartoons throughout childhood destroyed my brain
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:36 |
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these fonts and colors make it completely impossible to read. i can't even read far enough to laugh at it
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:37 |
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also the deluded idea that how you work and think and what you do is what most/all other people think/work/do therefore your solutions to your problems should be applied on a global level because youre the first genius to create a solution to the problem
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:38 |
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hm interesting it turns out life gets easier if you can get 40 million us dollars from venture capitalists
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:39 |
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:41 |
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:43 |
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good news for hphovercraft i guess
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:44 |
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this slide deck is some great outsider art. lol
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:46 |
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let me just put my internal corporate financial information online with a third party that seems like the smartest possible idea
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:48 |
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bump_fn posted:let me just put my internal corporate financial information online with a third party that seems like the smartest possible idea foster an attitude of confidentiality and openness
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:49 |
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Werthog 95 posted:can confirm, constant video games and cartoons throughout childhood destroyed my brain and before that, books and plays! Mr. Apollo posted:http://www.nextgengovt.com/ with the single exception of your terrible posts, the world is a beaming, over-confident positivity hell scape. thank you
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:55 |
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im turning 30 in april and it feels really weird like I really don't feel that old and im still living the bachelor life and everything maybe I should make a ppt about it
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 16:05 |
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if you read all 1000 slides you might feel more mature. i did and i can guarantee i definitely feel older now.
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 16:25 |
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im in my 20s and im extraordinary extraordinarily lovely
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 16:27 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:im turning 30 in april and it feels really weird like I really don't feel that old and im still living the bachelor life and everything Thirty isn't old and the only people who think it is are idiot bitch fuckers who can't imagine a life that isn't centered around childish things.
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 17:41 |
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Citizen Tayne posted:Thirty isn't old and the only people who think it is are idiot bitch fuckers who can't imagine a life that isn't centered around childish things. A Wheezy Steampunk posted:lol right, like i'm going to listen to a 30 year old dropping life lessons, as if he's so well respected and wise at 30
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 17:43 |
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30 was cool in a "desnt really matter" way
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 17:55 |
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Howard Beale posted:seriously that presentation has no value without a Boyz 2 Men soundtrack
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 17:59 |
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I can't wait for the cops to gas black neighborhoods via twitter lol
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 18:00 |
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can't wait for the govt to gas this thread hahaha
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 18:42 |
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Careful Drums posted:can't wait for the govt to gas this thread hahaha now that you're here,
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 19:37 |