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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Preseason Action! Bears vs Jaguars GDT. Eltrob
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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Lessail posted:

don't hit qbs ever i guess

Such a bullshit flag. 4th stringers don't ruin his for me.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
gruden trying so hard to fit in

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Do you think someone will jokingly ask Joe Philbin to take the ice bucket challenge and then everyone will just stare at him horrified?

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 you play to win the preseason game

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DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

 Put Bortles back in to win the game

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Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
lol my friend paid $60 to be at this game

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 This game has both Denard Robinson AND Armanti Edwards

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Kalli posted:

Do you think someone will jokingly ask Joe Philbin to take the ice bucket challenge and then everyone will just stare at him horrified?

*seinfeld music plays*

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Why the Christ did they go for two there

You never play for the tie

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

Kalli posted:

Do you think someone will jokingly ask Joe Philbin to take the ice bucket challenge and then everyone will just stare at him horrified?

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/20...als-vanilla-ice

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

JT Jag posted:

Why the Christ did they go for two there

You never play for the tie

?
They're up one. An extra point is meaningless.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
inc Sherrick McManis Pick 6

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Deteriorata posted:

?
They're up one. An extra point is meaningless.
A draw in the preseason means preseason overtime. The worst thing. Always avoid preseason overtime.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
:lol: at analyzing the throwing forms of the ref

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

JT Jag posted:

A draw in the preseason means preseason overtime. The worst thing.

not this year! i think

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

JT Jag posted:

A draw in the preseason means preseason overtime. The worst thing.

What I can't hear you over the awesomeness of Preseason Overtime.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 hahaha someone signed stephen loving morris

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
God Storm Johnson is such a good loving Runningback Name.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
i once watched a preseason game go into overtime

it ended in a tie

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

R.D. Mangles posted:

hahaha someone signed stephen loving morris
Our offensive coordinator was his coach a couple years ago. it's the only reason.

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Storm Johnson owns bones

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 This remaining crowd cares way too much about the result of this game

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
WAIT THEY HAVE RICKY STANZI.


FUUUUUUCK

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
good ending imo

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Quest For Glory II posted:

This remaining crowd cares way too much about the result of this game

It was pretty fun as far as preseason games go.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dexo posted:

What I can't hear you over the awesomeness of Preseason Overtime.

I think he said Preseason Overtime owns

At least that's what I assumed, idk what else he could've said :confused:

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

R.D. Mangles posted:

hahaha someone signed stephen loving morris

:lol:

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jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





 The Bears are winning by one. If they kicked the extra point they'd be up by TWO which is meaningless. If they'd gone for two and made it they'd be up by THREE which matters.

e: And we win with a pick, so it's all moot. :dance:

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Quest For Glory II posted:

This remaining crowd cares way too much about the result of this game

Look man. the life of a Bears fan is depressing, when you already know the outcome of the season, you take the small victories.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
well, it is the jaguars

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 i'd sign morris if my nfl offense consisted of handing off to duke johnson maybe

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 That's what the Jaguars get for not putting Stanzi in

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 no i want to see a cutler bortles handshake

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 congrats to a bunch of bears whom i will never see again and also jimmy clausen

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Stanzi would have won that game and by extension saved America, would have healed all racial wounds that still exist in this country.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

Dexo posted:

Stanzi would have won that game and by extension saved America, would have healed all racial wounds that still exist in this country.

no stanzi, no lynch, like 30 minutes of clausen

what the gently caress

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

R.D. Mangles posted:

no stanzi, no lynch, like 30 minutes of clausen

what the gently caress

God Prepping you for the diappointment that is going to be the Packers winning the division yet again.

It's making sure your sadness gets into regular season form.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 Blake, the term isn't "dirted", it's "McNabbed"

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Bears defense kind of looked like dogshit tonight. I'm okay with this.

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