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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Atticus Finch posted:

WarBortles, come on.

Febreeze posted:

Warbortle

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS :argh:

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Jared Allen in a Bears uniform is all kinds of wrong

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Benne posted:

Jared Allen in a Bears uniform is all kinds of wrong

Better than in a Packers uniform

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
BEAR DOWN

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Who is Thad Penny, I've never heard of him

Where are the Bortles where are they

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

the hennwagon rides again

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Henne bad.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Tonight I dine on Bortle soup

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Ramadu posted:

Holy gently caress 300 roster moves in a year?

Team was Real Bad

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Better than in a Packers uniform

Agreed but because I hate him.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Bortles ain't showing until the second half, as I understand it.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ramadu posted:

Holy gently caress 300 roster moves in a year?

pfft, Belichick will do that with a single player.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
ahahahahahahaha you got stiffarmed to the ground by Chad Henne. Kill yourself.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
WHY DID HENNE SHAVE THE 'STACHE??

Also, hahahaha Jared Allen.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Bears corners are still bad

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Bears corners are still bad

safeties

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Tony Gerhart will be the least dynamic player in the entire NFL This year.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


Bears DBs are still bad

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





...and our 1st round pick is hurt. Already. :cripes:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
RIP Fuller

RIP Bears secondary

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Such a Jags thing to do to pin our rushing hopes and dreams on Toby Gerhart.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Luke Joeckel looks like garbage

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

toss sweep play on 3rd and 1 never seemed smart to me in the NFL.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

That was the shittiest looking successful kick I've ever seen

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

A Chad Henne led FG drive

deja vu

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Wow, I've never seen a field goal change directions twice in mid-air.

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Bears DBs are still bad

Tillman and Jennings are good.

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
It's surprising and maybe a bit uncomfortable to see Bostic and McClellin do good things on back to back plays

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Scoobles put a knuckle on it cuz he's bored

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Chokes McGee posted:

Wow, I've never seen a field goal change directions twice in mid-air.

WELCOME TO THE WINDY CITY.


Seriously the fact that Robbie Gould is one of the most accurate kickers of all loving time when his home field is a vortex of windy bullshit is amazing.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Every minute of gameplay without Bort hurts

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Fuller is questionable to return with an ankle injry.

DupaDupa posted:

Tillman and Jennings are good.

They're also old as hell and only okay.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Febreeze posted:

Every minute of gameplay without Bort hurts

No need to get all Borthurt.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
was that really the shoulder?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Bears special teams off to a great start

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
hahhaha what the gently caress was that

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
That was a funny as hell play by Cutler

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

That hit Marshall in the numbers

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
:laffo:

Nothing about that worked. The offense, the defense, anything.

I mean I understand they weren't going to cream him because preseason, but c'mon.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Can we skip to the part where Bortles is dueling with Pickles

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