2014 Drunk Thread 2: ~~seductively spreads her butt-cheeks~~~

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Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Sir Lucius posted:

I think that's starship troopers

It is. N4I's hatred of Chris Roberts is THAT strong

# ? Aug 17, 2014 15:13

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# ? May 4, 2024 03:17

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Want to probate for reminding me the Wing Commander movie is a thing that exists in this world...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48

# ? Aug 17, 2014 15:17

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Aug 17, 2014 15:20

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

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# ? Aug 17, 2014 15:24

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Want to probate for reminding me the Wing Commander movie is a thing that exists in this world...

shamefur

# ? Aug 17, 2014 15:32

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U7rOUSvYM8

# ? Aug 17, 2014 15:40

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

NO MODS NO MASTERS

# ? Aug 17, 2014 16:14

Anansi The Spider: Jan 30, 2014; loved basic so much I decided to stay

# ? Aug 17, 2014 16:35

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Sjurygg posted:

codeine makes a whisky hangover feel, well, good

Codeine and nortriptilene will get you higher than fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Go from wretched headaches to awesome light shows in about 8 minutes.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 16:44

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Hahahaha

I just had a thought.

When N4I gets fired as mod lol

Hahahahahaha

This is the funniest bit serious

.....

When N4I gets fired....

"Who's gonna fill that hole N4I just opened up?"

loving dying over here man lollllllll

# ? Aug 17, 2014 18:07

the dad farm: Dec 6, 2005

mods much like nobles must loving hang from the neck until dead hth

# ? Aug 17, 2014 18:09

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

N4I is probably the last one we had left that has mod potential

# ? Aug 17, 2014 18:26

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

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you have restore your famiry honor with your nobre dispray of honor. sugoi!

# ? Aug 17, 2014 18:27

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

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But you have seen Blazing Saddles, right?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 18:38

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Fister Roboto posted:

I missed hangover cure chat, but coconut water works pretty good for me.

Yeah coconut water is pretty great. I found these are as well. Work a lot better than the sobur ones that are/were in SA mart IMO

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# ? Aug 17, 2014 18:56

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

the dad farm posted:

mods much like nobles must loving hang from the neck until dead hth

# ? Aug 17, 2014 19:04

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Thanks for the av, N4I!

# ? Aug 17, 2014 19:13

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

joat mon posted:

But you have seen Blazing Saddles, right?

Yeah, he posted that Eddie Murphy was great in it

# ? Aug 17, 2014 19:34

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Thanks for the av, N4I!

Same

# ? Aug 17, 2014 20:53

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yo when I get out I think I'm gonna rent a room somewhere around Mt. Hood for 2 months with some young snow bums anyone care to join. Just wanna snowboard all day

# ? Aug 17, 2014 20:53

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaRtlMp-hMU&t=441s

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:23

pkells: Sep 14, 2007; King of Klatch

If it was the 1800's and 5 black people had an orgy, would it be considered a threesome?

# ? Aug 17, 2014 21:36

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Liberal_L33t posted:

Long-time lurker from DnD with no particular fear of retribution here. This should be seen as my own opinion and not representative of DnD in general, which I haven't interacted with.

I wholeheartedly applaud Whip getting removed as forum admin, given the kind of vitriolic, authoritarian echo chamber GiP had degenerated into. I never really read much of it, mostly just the Current Events threads. Before anyone makes the accusation, let me say upfront that yes, I was basically coming here to find things to be outraged by. So, I guess I got 'trolled', in the sense that I saw some reprehensible poo poo on a regular basis, seemingly ironically. But the thing is, whenever the 'opposing opinion' (with the presumption that anyone from outside GiP is likely to be hostile to their worldview; I wonder how that perception came about?) is engaged with, or those posters post in DnD, they usually espouse a pretty authoritarian position. The routine belittling of other people's "hurt feelings" speaks volumes about the kind of people they are.

So, I guess what I'm saying is, I don't really care about 'fairness' or 'diversity of opinion' in this context, when poo poo like this gets posted and cheered:

So, I guess I plead guilt to the supreme crime of having feelings about something posted on the internet, because the thought that posts like this are just a hyperbolic exaggeration of the views of a subforum that sincerely feels it is okay to toss around racist and homophobic insults 'ironically' does make me kind of angry. Basically, what I am saying is that I savor even the smallest, cheapest, most petty victory over people like Whip and most of the other military and police posters in GiP.

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Hey Ralp, Genocidal Tendancy isn't mentally ill.

Anymore.

He worked his rear end off and nearly lost the fight but he beat the odds and beat mental illness. We're pretty proud of that little success story.

This is an accomplishment very few of you and your crack team of stars can claim. Which wouldn't be that bad if you guys weren't dragging what was once a pretty funny website down by just being an irredeemable and loving awfully sensitive bunch of cunts for what is ostensibly a group of grown rear end adults.

I feel 100% confident that I speak for all of GiP when I humbly suggest you keep your faggoty remarks and white noise care bear bullshit brand of moderation out of GiP. Please just let us just have a funny slice of internet to laugh, make jokes, and say reprehensible, indefensible, and positively disgusting opinions that only idiots dumb enough to get shot at for minimum wage and TRICARE would agree with.

Don't know what your deal is man, but your just not.. Good. At all at this mod stuff. Like you are really, really, bad at it.

Whether it's incompetence, apathy, or a heroic mix of both.. It's goddamn impressive man. You clearly set out to be poo poo at what you do, and you managed to exceed even our own elevated expectations for poo poo.

I tip my fedora and bow humbly, Ralp. But we'd all love to see a fuckload less of you and the other mods who aren't fans of ours around here. Your prerogative obviously, you got those fancy mod buttons and poo poo, but I assure you this is gonna be agreed with almost loving universally around here by the GiP Regulars. (A list of regulars known as Shimlers List)

I probably don't even need to say QTIYD, to punctuate this turd of an internet care post.

But I ain't mad bro, there's always light, shine, and rainbows. We'll sit here above the earth and breath in deep, puff the smoke and pack the kief. We'll speak of dead friends and enemies lost to time, and dreams and ambitions dying on the vine. But we'll keep it real and crass, and if that's not for you? Then suck start my cock from the back.

Shim had big dick.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 22:15

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Obama Africanis 2016

# ? Aug 17, 2014 22:20

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Obama Africanus posted:

QTIYD

suck start my cock from the back.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 22:27

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Obama Africanus posted:

QTIYD

suck start my cock from the back.

# ? Aug 17, 2014 22:31

dendy crew: Jun 1, 2011; Dendy!, Dendy!, We love Dendy! Dendy - Everyone plays it!

i dream of a world where gip has no drunk thread and its posters must face the day, sober

# ? Aug 17, 2014 22:32

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

dendy crew posted:

i dream of a world where gip has no drunk thread and its posters must face the day, sober

quote:

suck start my cock from the back.

Obama Africanus posted:

QTIYD

# ? Aug 17, 2014 22:35

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Obama Africanus posted:

QTIYD

# ? Aug 17, 2014 22:38

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Obama Africanus posted:

suck start my cock fromt he back

suck start my cock from the back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ

# ? Aug 17, 2014 22:44

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

Mike-o posted:

# ? Aug 17, 2014 22:45

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

dendy crew posted:

i dream of a world where gip has no drunk thread and its posters must face the day, sober

I dream of a mad max style future where we can heard all you giant pussies into the hugbox(it'll be what we call our industrial sized trash compactor)

# ? Aug 17, 2014 23:00