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K. Flaps posted:I might AND I will. good 
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Liquid Penguins posted:Did anyone who liked fez not use a walkthrough? P sure only idiots got anything out of that mess. I liked the more straightforward parts, but yeah I didn't waste a minute on the ridiculous puzzles. Doesn't Phil Fish know that people who enjoy deciphering boring messages can just go out and buy books full of boring ciphered messages? Like, it's really not necessary to tack it on to an otherwise decent game.
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yeah, the clock puzzle and the rune puzzle in particular are what made me look up a walkthrough. i'm dumb and collected all the cube pieces because i figured i'd get a lovely ending if i didn't. the ending is pr much the same either way. but hey, at least it looked nice and the music was pr enjoyable.
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liquid courage posted:yeah, the clock puzzle and the rune puzzle in particular are what made me look up a walkthrough. i'm dumb and collected all the cube pieces because i figured i'd get a lovely ending if i didn't. the ending is pr much the same either way. but hey, at least it looked nice and the music was pr enjoyable. You type like a fucktard.
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if phil fish makes another game i bet the story is that someone has taken a full bag of scrabble tiles and thrown them on the floor. your goal is to arrange them all in the correct order, which is not even hinted at. the correct order doesn't spell out anything interesting, it's just an arbitrary arrangement. the only way to figure it out is trial and error. it will win numerous awards before it is released and receive universal praise
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Wormskull posted:I wiped my rear end with Fez. 
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Aug 17, 2014 21:20
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phil fish presents: np-complete
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Aug 17, 2014 21:27
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DoubleDonut posted:Fez has worse jumping physics than Little Big Planet. Im going to cut you for even comparing this game to LBP Im going to cut you online
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Aug 17, 2014 21:28
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Megafunk posted:Im going to cut you for even comparing this game to LBP I'm going to tell the police.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:phil fish presents: np-complete
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I drag phil's cut to $0 and send him a photo every time fez is in a humble bundle
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Ceyton posted:didn't read but fez is extremely overrated
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Megafunk posted:Im going to cut you for even comparing this game to LBP yeah if you think LBP had good jumping then I doubt they let you anywhere near sharp objects
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Aug 17, 2014 22:26
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:The Best Gamers review of Fez is good yeah except i don't think he gives the soundtrack enough credit- Disasterpeace is a legit good composer and very good with chiptunes. if you don't like the aesthetic that's fine, but acting like it's just so easy to make because it's all low-fi chip sounds is real dumb
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Aug 17, 2014 22:29
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phil fish is the bottom of the barrel, the epitome of every stereotype of the indie game idiot dev community. i watched people care about fez for years while i reclined in my gamer's throne, chill in hte knowledge that it's a poo poo game for loving posers. oh, god, those pixel graphics look so deliciously nostalgic!!! oh, revolutionary gameplay that sucks and puzzles that do the same, cranked out over a ridiculous period of time by a loser best known for his tweets. oh, it got released and i didn't hear a single person who matters get excited about it. oh, phil fish does not matter to history and will die without having achieved a single impressive, truly revolutionary work of art in his whole life. Im still sittin back, lmfaoing at your life's work, a gigantic poo poo midden. now doomed to be the only one of its kind after its creator's infinitesimal dick fell out of his rear end and his underpantes got in a bunch. Die, indiefag fialure. your move, phildiots...
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i don't even care whether fez is good as a game or not, which it isn't. it deserves to be completely forgotten just so phil fish can watch all this poo poo he's put so much effort into vanish into dust and blow away while his wasted life fails to generate any acclaim whatsoever. the idea of spending years on an indie game and treating it like a big work of art is just laughable when the result is yet another pixel puzzle platformer. like, i tend to think of really good innovative art as heavily influencing the work that comes after it. what could games possibly get from fez. the stupid random hat? the game mechanics Super Paper Mario, and that was not a great work of art, already did with more fun ideas and a more attractive style? maybe it's the unfathomable puzzles? oh, lol, yeah, i've played La Mulana
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Aug 17, 2014 22:58
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i wanna take a diarrhea dump on this indie game!
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you are right and This game deserves to have a dump upon it taken. if he had just made a really small, quick game five years before the actual release date or however long it took him, it would've been fine. I bet it would've been a cute and fun game that had an interesting gimmick while staying humble and personable, which is a nice look for indie games. But no, Phil Fish had to make an epic. An epic fail more like!! edit: Been thinking about this for a while now - if Phil Fish posts on here, I will buy plat to PM him a challenge, a gentlemans duel, if you will, where I will poo poo on him in person. I will poo poo on Phil Fish face to face Cobweb Heart fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Aug 17, 2014 |
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Aug 17, 2014 23:03
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swastikas are cool, and he's right
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Aug 17, 2014 23:49
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bhlaab posted:fez blows wait getting blown is enjoyable nm
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Aug 17, 2014 23:50
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phil fish is a turd burglar
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Video Viddy Games posted:phil fish is a turd burglar I can confirm this he sucked the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat last night
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Aug 18, 2014 00:11
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Liquid Penguins posted:I can confirm this that sounds like indie game creator phil fish! he must be making his new game "felch"
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bhlaab posted:wait getting blown is enjoyable nm
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Video Viddy Games posted:that sounds like indie game creator phil fish! he must be making his new game "felch" he is still really bad at it phil fish let me cum in his rear end and then thought he was supposed to suck on mine. I didn't stop him obviously
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Aug 18, 2014 00:20
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Liquid Penguins posted:he is still really bad at it i dont blame you, who would voluntarily give up a rim job??
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Video Viddy Games posted:i dont blame you, who would voluntarily give up a rim job?? if it was phil "fishlips" i'd decline
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Aug 18, 2014 00:29
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fez is good and you can beat it with just the cubes lying around and then never play it again, leaving the bullshit puzzles for those who are predisposed to wasting their time
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Aug 18, 2014 00:57
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i liked fez a lot, i thought it was a really good + cool game. it's too bad there won't be a sequel, oh well
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Real hurthling! posted:fez is good and you can beat it with just the cubes lying around and then never play it again, leaving the bullshit puzzles for those who are predisposed to wasting their time wow cool you can beat it without solving any of the puzzles, you just have a slow dull platformer where you cant die, this is great
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elf help book posted:wow cool you can beat it without solving any of the puzzles, you just have a slow dull platformer where you cant die, this is great art direction and platforming are good. sorry you can't function without spergy make-work.
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Aug 18, 2014 02:12
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the pixel graphics arent bad but the platforming is terrible
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Phil fish is my boy.
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fronz posted:the pixel graphics arent bad but the platforming is terrible Platforming while switching planes is good. it's no mario in terms of playcontrol but it uses its gimmick real well.
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Real hurthling! posted:Platforming while switching planes is good. it's no mario in terms of playcontrol but it uses its gimmick real well. I beat all the straightforward platforming parts in a few hours because most of the time, you aren't doing anything more complicated than jumping to the nearest platform and changing perspective if there isn't one close enough. I enjoyed myself a lot for a while until I completed the map and realized that it didn't get much more complicated than that, and also that everything else in the game is one giant deciphering puzzle which I have always found kind tedious and boring irl. The "hell room" is the only part that's even a little challenging, and still manages to be pretty easy.
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Liquid Penguins posted:all you need to know about fez (it's poo poo)
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I'd rather be fed Fez intravenously for the rest of my life than play another minute of La-Mulana, so I think Fill Phish did okay.
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