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for a long time I thought the main character in cave story was in a profile position which I always thought was weird because everybody else is in a 3/4 pose. welp turns out the whole time he was in 3/4 as well. anyway I never played fez
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Psycobladder posted:Phil Fish is bad and dumb, yeah
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Cobweb Heart posted:phil fish is the bottom of the barrel, the epitome of every stereotype of the indie game idiot dev community. i watched people care about fez for years while i reclined in my gamer's throne, chill in hte knowledge that it's a poo poo game for loving posers. oh, god, those pixel graphics look so deliciously nostalgic!!! oh, revolutionary gameplay that sucks and puzzles that do the same, cranked out over a ridiculous period of time by a loser best known for his tweets. oh, it got released and i didn't hear a single person who matters get excited about it. oh, phil fish does not matter to history and will die without having achieved a single impressive, truly revolutionary work of art in his whole life. Im still sittin back, lmfaoing at your life's work, a gigantic poo poo midden. now doomed to be the only one of its kind after its creator's infinitesimal dick fell out of his rear end and his underpantes got in a bunch. Die, indiefag fialure. your move, phildiots...
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Phil Phish is his game.
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i though that was felching
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I kinda felt the same way after I played Braid. That game is really not fun and the "deep" story is nonsense, but Jon Blow would probably say that I didn't understand that game so idk.
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the later levels of braid made making progress feel like abusing the game. Everything was so janky it was impossible to tell if you were doing it right or getting lucky glitches on your 10th attempt. very off putting.
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john blow is a twit but at least he actually used the gimmick of his platformer to create challenging levels instead of giving up and putting QR codes on walls
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Jonblow got really mad at this video of Soulja Boy owning the poo poo out of him in that one indie game doc so Braid can't be all that bad in my book. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSXofLK5hFQ
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i requested to follow phil fish on twiter but he hasnt replied.
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Abandon posted:i requested to follow phil fish on twiter but he hasnt replied. https://twitter.com/PHIL_FISH follow that link and you will understand
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the thing I liked the most about fez were the little animals, like the cat and the birds and I think there might've been a turtle at one point. what I'm saying is fez should have been a gif file.
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01011001 posted:https://twitter.com/PHIL_FISH :o maybe my follow request was the last request that broke the camels back
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Pizzatime posted:the thing I liked the most about fez were the little animals, like the cat and the birds and I think there might've been a turtle at one point. what I'm saying is fez should have been a gif file. theres a part where a fox is jumping over a sleeping dog, because thats the room where you are given the entire alphabet
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thats the entire puzzle btw, checking if you get that ref is the puzzle
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elf help book posted:theres a part where a fox is jumping over a sleeping dog, because thats the room where you are given the entire alphabet heh, clever. insane for you to figure that out in order to progress in the game tho
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elf help book posted:thats the entire puzzle btw, checking if you get that ref is the puzzle wasn't the last time the quick brown fox was used regularly back in like mac os 5
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The White Dragon posted:wasn't the last time the quick brown fox was used regularly back in like mac os 5 
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the best thing about Braid was the music. goddamn that opening track really gives me chills. i think i like game music more than i like games themselves. am i a true gamer anymore?!
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elf help book posted:thats the entire puzzle btw, checking if you get that ref is the puzzle aaaand gently caress you if english isn't your first language
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:aaaand gently caress you if english isn't your first language 
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you also missed the best post from that thread phil fish is insane
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Video Viddy Games posted:you also missed the best post from that thread well there's a 1.5gb file going around of his bank records, address, people he's known, etc.
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LaTex Fetish posted:well there's a 1.5gb file going around of his bank records, address, people he's known, etc. that he put on his website
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Liquid Penguins posted:that he put on his website it was hacked or some such, but it could be an elaborate joke but i doubt it
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Video Viddy Games posted:you also missed the best post from that thread hoyl poo poo lous
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You guys ever heard of horseshoe theory? It's like that on the Indie <-> AAA spectrum too, i.e. both ultra retro indie art games and triple A hardcore gamer approved titles are made by insane people who vastly overestimate their own competence.
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It says a lot about Phil Fish that I regard it as equally likely that he was doxxed or he doxxed himself. That's mostly because I didn't think anyone else actually cared about him enough to research a 1.5gb file of everything about him. That is a lot of personal information, and only someone who's really seriously insane would go to that level of effort to gently caress with a internet celebrity. On the other hand, if there's one thing I've learned from my time on the internet, it is that there is no limit to the number of seriously insane people with bizarre fixations. So 
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LaTex Fetish posted:it was hacked or some such, but it could be an elaborate joke but i doubt it yes phil fish and zoe quinn got hacked at the same time, losing access to everything but their personal twitter accounts where they can complain about it edit: don't forget to donate to patreon so they can make $3000 a month sitting on their asses while taking funds away from actual charitable organizations
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Ratoslov posted:It says a lot about Phil Fish that I regard it as equally likely that he was doxxed or he doxxed himself. That's mostly because I didn't think anyone else actually cared about him enough to research a 1.5gb file of everything about him. That is a lot of personal information, and only someone who's really seriously insane would go to that level of effort to gently caress with a internet celebrity. It was fake from the very first line.
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there is no goddamn way he actually got hacked
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01011001 posted:there is no goddamn way he actually got hacked he probably got phished
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Snackula posted:he probably got phished
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Snackula posted:he probably got phished ugh
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Snackula posted:he probably got phished
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why andy kaufman
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Pizzatime posted:why andy kaufman now you 'get' phil fish
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Snackula posted:he probably got phished dayum
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