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Peanut Butler




post of the year

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Peanut Butler



this post was not in byob- but it is a very byob post
might be my favorite on all the forums ever atm

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

"You chose a poor time to return home, kinsman. Ulfric Kenworth raises his banners in the northwest, outraged over Freightliner bowing to pressure from the Caterpillar Dominion."

*a gigantic truck swoops down from the highway and lays waste to the Flying J truck stop the player is at*

"By Diesel's grace, a Volvo! I thought they were extinct!"

*the player takes down a different Volvo, and learns he possesses the ability to Honk*

"You are Truckborn! It is your destiny to slay Dekotora, the World-Eater, and save all of Switzerland!"



FUS RO DAH

FUS RO DAH

Peanut Butler



ty for posting my good post twice

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