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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
For absolutely no reason at all, I have decided to hold a contest for FANTASTIC PRIZES FOR PLATINUM MEMBERS! By playing, you can win a preavatar (the grenade image before your avatar) of:

- A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND! A PRECIOUS JEWEL BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
- AN EXCITING RED PILL! WHAT MYSTERIES DOES IT HOLD?
- A BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL AWARD! MAYBE IT'S FROM THE PRESIDENT CONGRATULATING YOU ON YOUR POSTING!!!

These amazing, enchanting images will follow your posts wherever they make take you on your wondrous forum journey! But beware, you could also get BANNED.

I have four cups, one containing the jewel, one containing the pill, one containing the award, and one containing a ban. All you have to do is guess which cup, from 1-4, holds the prize of your deepest fantasies! It's a 75% chance of success! The prizes will be randomized for each person's guess, and you will receive your awe-inspiring award immediately! Will you risk it all for such groundbreaking gifts?

Good luck!!!

FOR PLATINUM MEMBERS ONLY! Non-platinum members don't have the space before their names to add the image! Also contest ends when I start getting sleepy!

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Cucking Mama posted:

I think it's time to stop making the 'plats rule serfs droll' joke personally, lowtax
huh?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Jesus, the random number generator at http://www.random.org/ is being especially brutal, the odds do not appear to be in your favor.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Okay, running out of prizes!

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