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AmbassadorFriendly
Nov 19, 2008

Don't leave me hangin'

Petit Gregory posted:

fake edit: This fed is a goldmine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATUE1yPsvDw

The mAd rEf

This is one of my favorite wrestling promos of all time, make this kid a star, Vince.

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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVHU4A0h_Dc

:stare:

I... I think that's enough TWF videos for me tonight...

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Has anybody ever been documented as dying from this stupid poo poo?

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Petit Gregory posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVHU4A0h_Dc

:stare:

I... I think that's enough TWF videos for me tonight...

While this is scary they also have a rigged ring. It's some kind of modified trampoline. Or at least its some kind of very flexible mat on a poo poo load of springs, that isn't a conventional wooden surface. It's also hard to see in the footage but he drops him after the impact so the guy getting slammed isn't taking that to the shoulder/neck.

Edit: If you want to see an example, here is a similar spot in CZW onto a "real" ring: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSuJlRPshoM&t=1214s
Watch for the flex on impact. Traditional rings rarely buck that much and are designed to absorb the impact across a wide surface to maintain a "realistic" image, when they flex hard they don't do so in that shape and also are designed not to toss the other dude ten feet away from a strong bounce.

El Estrago Bonito fucked around with this message at 10:54 on Oct 5, 2014

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Petit Gregory posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVHU4A0h_Dc

:stare:

I... I think that's enough TWF videos for me tonight...

:stare: :catstare: :stare:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

El Estrago Bonito posted:

While this is scary they also have a rigged ring. It's some kind of modified trampoline. Or at least its some kind of very flexible mat on a poo poo load of springs, that isn't a conventional wooden surface. It's also hard to see in the footage but he drops him after the impact so the guy getting slammed isn't taking that to the shoulder/neck.

Edit: If you want to see an example, here is a similar spot in CZW onto a "real" ring: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSuJlRPshoM&t=1214s
Watch for the flex on impact. Traditional rings rarely buck that much and are designed to absorb the impact across a wide surface to maintain a "realistic" image, when they flex hard they don't do so in that shape and also are designed not to toss the other dude ten feet away from a strong bounce.

Or for another example, Foley doesn't bounce after he goes through the Cell the first time.

Baby Babbeh
Aug 2, 2005

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!



Christ, this is giving me like, the opposite of nostalgia for my highschool backyard fed. I don't think we ever did anything this dangerous though -- we knew we were poo poo at wrestling so there weren't any high risk moves aside from the one guy who took it way too seriously that did a 450 splash off the fence as his finisher. I think everyone's moveset was like 3/4ths awful looking DDTs because that was the only thing everyone could deliver or sell with any proficiency.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012

C. Everett Koop posted:

Or for another example, Foley doesn't bounce after he goes through the Cell the first time.
Aren't WWE rings notoriously stiff? I'm curious why or how that is or if it's just a legend.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Babylon Astronaut posted:

Aren't WWE rings notoriously stiff? I'm curious why or how that is or if it's just a legend.

They definitely were super stiff for a long time, but in Mick Foley's first book he talks about how they changed them up to be more forgiving. This turned out to actually be worse for him, because the bouncing accelerated the wear and tear on his knees, especially during his spot where he charges an opponent sitting down in a corner to deliver a running thighknee.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


I recall from reading that it was the WCW rings that were notoriously stiff to work on.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

I recall from reading that it was the WCW rings that were notoriously stiff to work on.

when you've got a bunch of lucha guys and main eventers who won't bump this is less of a problem

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

I recall from reading that it was the WCW rings that were notoriously stiff to work on.

They got better with time. Most of the places built on old school rasslin promotions had pretty stiff rings. Mainly because when your roster favors more brawler hoss types who don't do a lot of high flying moves you wan't a really stiff ring that's going to shudder forcefully when a dude gets hit to the mat with a lariat. A lot of high flyers prefer the rings with really even distribution of force because it means you trade taking stronger hits to your body for having a more stable landing that's less likely to break your heels. The ultimate version of this is rings where you have the plywood top sitting on a slightly compressible foot thick block of cell foam. Some lucha and hardcore rings are built like that because they can absorb sharp and hard hits without flexing. A lot of other hardcore rings tend towards the excessively bendy kind because the huge dent looks really impressive and the FWUH-CHUNK noise the top makes when it flexes back into place sounds really awesome on the mic under the ring.

With backyarders it's really anything goes. The most common is tires, which have been a staple of small promotions and venues since cars have been a thing. They're cheap, flexible and durable and they do their job pretty drat well. They obviously make it hard to mic your ring, but that's hardly an issue for backyarding.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Has anyone died in a backyard from a really botched piledriver

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


GET HYPED FOR THE RUMBLE!!!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


How have they not killed anyone doing this again

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
I actually like this Tallon Dega kid. It seems like he actually gives a poo poo about learning how to promo and how to work.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Luigi Thirty posted:

How have they not killed anyone doing this again
It looks like those springs could give you tetanus jesus christ

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I expected Remember the Name and Last Resort and By God that's what I got.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I expected Remember the Name and Last Resort and By God that's what I got.

I literally burst out laughing when Last Resort came on.

Dudes, it's been like FIFTEEN YEARS since that song came out.

"AND A DRAWPKICK ONTO THE PLAYHAYOUS BY MACKZILLA!" said without a hint of irony and a completely straight face. I think that's peak backyard wrestling commentary.

I laughed my ever loving rear end off when they referred to The Bulldozer as "2/3rds of Execution". I know what they meant but holy unintentional comedy.

SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Jan 25, 2015

Baby Babbeh
Aug 2, 2005

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!



The best part is how out of breath the kid is through all the commentary. It's pretty obvious he was the fat friend that was too unathletic to get in the ring/would have put them over the weight rating of the trampoline so they had him do commentary.

Edit: they have a Native American Champion. How does that even work, is it only people with offsive native stereotype gimmicks that can hold it?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qMOClM_fiw

i also came here to post yardtards rumbling. well, thank you. god bless and go team krypton

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

hi hello backyard wrestling rumbles peaked with ESW's Extreme Rumble. PLease to enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI-3UA4O0p0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cur_HYU9vV4

go Wicked J

Doomsday Jesus
Oct 8, 2004

Doomsday Jesus we need you now.

NickRoweFillea posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qMOClM_fiw

i also came here to post yardtards rumbling. well, thank you. god bless and go team krypton

My favorite things are the fat guy in the collared shirt and pants that are too small plus Eliza Raven has her own logo.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


im still not sure that Eliza Raven isn't Toxxis from NECW.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
In terms of brutality I think this is peak yardtard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4M3Rrb5oaE

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
I still think that ESW is the prime Yardtard fed.

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Jan 26, 2015

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Halloween Jack posted:

I actually like this Tallon Dega kid. It seems like he actually gives a poo poo about learning how to promo and how to work.

I like how they now have a baby NWO faction. Their wrestling is awful but it's strangely refreshing to see backyarders trying to crib modern mainstream WWE stuff as opposed to ECW/CZW type hardcore deathmatches.

bobkatt013 posted:

I still think that ESW is the prime Yardtard fed.

One of their Dad's had to have owned some kind of hardware supply business or something because they went through thousands of dollars of light tubes, sometimes just literal crates of tube lighting.

unimportantguy
Dec 25, 2012

Hey, Johnny, what's a "shitpost"?

C. Everett Koop posted:

In terms of brutality I think this is peak yardtard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4M3Rrb5oaE

When I think "backyard wrestling," I usually don't think suplexes and emerald flosions. :stare:

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

C. Everett Koop posted:

In terms of brutality I think this is peak yardtard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4M3Rrb5oaE

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

SamuraiFoochs posted:

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS

When you live in Australia what seems dangerous to the average person sames safe. When a jellyfish the size of a thimble can leave you with life long random burning pains where it stings you, if it doesn't kill you immediately, is a feature of going to the beach up north than merely doing a back bump onto a glass beer bottle is tame.

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

God Of Paradise posted:

Sir William Black was pretty cool. The only time I've ever seen a back yarder and legit hoped he got signed by ROH or WWE or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hke-f5TSsHw

he's still around i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXSC0BR51c4

pretty good promo, guy could probably be something

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Byolante posted:

When you live in Australia what seems dangerous to the average person sames safe. When a jellyfish the size of a thimble can leave you with life long random burning pains where it stings you, if it doesn't kill you immediately, is a feature of going to the beach up north than merely doing a back bump onto a glass beer bottle is tame.

Please tell me there is some Aussie backyard fed that has done a show during swooping season that involves wrestlers being savaged by birds.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
http://youtu.be/Eg2T6Srq-HQ

Normally I wouldn't double post BUT THERE IS A NEW ESW VID.

And it has Wicked J, because of course it does.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

El Estrago Bonito posted:

http://youtu.be/Eg2T6Srq-HQ

Normally I wouldn't double post BUT THERE IS A NEW ESW VID.

And it has Wicked J, because of course it does.

I've seen things you wouldn't believe. I've seen Old School Giddens looking like Kid Rock cosplaying Shawn Michaels. I've seen a Juggalo Mad Max extra take a bump from a toy axe. I've seen a man being dropkicked through a toilet. All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to take a bump onto lighttubes.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

El Estrago Bonito posted:

http://youtu.be/Eg2T6Srq-HQ

Normally I wouldn't double post BUT THERE IS A NEW ESW VID.

And it has Wicked J, because of course it does.

CZW wish they had wrestling this good

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Lil HBK is my new favorite yardtard.

Nothing says "Aztek" like a Batman Under Armour shirt.

Endless Mike fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Mar 3, 2015

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

El Estrago Bonito posted:

http://youtu.be/Eg2T6Srq-HQ

Normally I wouldn't double post BUT THERE IS A NEW ESW VID.

And it has Wicked J, because of course it does.

You know what? These guys are having fun and I can't hate that

I wish I could have as much fun as these guys taking bumps on barbed wire

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I thought, "Oh hey, maybe gigging for a YouTube video is a terribly idea" and then they lit their loving fists on fire.

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Charles Gnarwin posted:

I thought, "Oh hey, maybe gigging for a YouTube video is a terribly idea" and then they lit their loving fists on fire.

Backyard wrestling is great.

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