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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
what the hell

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Sadly. Yeah.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Tsinava posted:

i actually do care about the videogame sex feud between reddit nerds that caused some weirdo to hand delete 20k comments for mentioning some lady who let him have sex with her. please stfu big beef city.

perchance thou shouldst post thine concerns upon yon Reddit board, m'lady

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

God drat, I love fat white women.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012




goons have no standards itt

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

I think that is what is scientifically known as a Troon.

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

God drat, I love fat white women.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

So has she got butt cancer now like TB then?

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

anchoress posted:

ding ding ding claim your prize



what was his name before the homrones

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Big Beef City posted:

perchance thou shouldst post thine concerns upon yon Reddit board, m'lady

don't be gross please

quote:

/r/gaming mods are deleting the comments from a thread about the scandal summarized below:
Summary:
-Woman (Quinn) makes a flash based game (more of one of those text based choose your own adventure things) about battling depression
-The game receives critical acclaim from gaming journalist websites, and makes its way onto Steam
-Quinn's ex boyfriend releases chat logs about her cheating on him with various men
-Some of these men are key players in gaming journalism, and are responsible for the positive press Quinn's game received
-Mods of gaming forums including /r/gaming, /r/Games and 4chan's /v/ are removing all traces of this drama. At least one mod from /r/gaming talked to Quinn on Twitter beforehand.
Edit: /r/gaming made a mod post about it. It's not being received well at all.
Sorry /u/pocl13. The mods made me steal your comment.


i guess that's the full story

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Like, make fun of that dude all you want but if a skinny young weirdo emo video game girl rolled up and wanted to play Mario with your joystick if ya catch my drift you would delete 22,000 reddit comments to get some too y'hear

*holds up hand for high five*

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
new look is working for Megaspel

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

5-HT posted:

it's like they all come from a factory.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Tsinava posted:

don't be gross please



i guess that's the full story

Jesus this is like a lamer version of the Mighty No.9 thing

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

quote:

Some of these men are key players in gaming journalism

Real movers and shakers, I'm certain.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





http://www.gamerheadlines.com/2014/08/kotaku-and-zoe-quinn-accused-of-exchanging-positive-press-for-sex/

this is a decent tldr and it is as dumb and gay as you think

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

Kirk Johnson posted:

For the benefit of people who have actual lives, who the gently caress is TotalBiscuit and what the gently caress is going on here and why should we give a gently caress? Please. I see a lot of deleted comments so explain it.
  • a girl made a game about depression
  • girl might have had sex with Video Game Journalists who gave her good reviews for her game? maybe?
  • this is a mighty blow to the integrity of the Gaming Community and people on reddit got angry
  • someone bothered TotalBiscuit and he made a big post about it on twitter
  • also, people are googling girl's address, which is uncool.
  • Girl Gamer talks to a reddit mod and they are hand-deleting thousands of posts in that totalbiscuit thread instead of deleting the whole thing I guess
  • its really not that important
  • I'm gay. I'm gay as hell

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

hm thisis funny because it takes more effort for a reddit mod to do that whereas if you made fun of a somethingawful mod's life you'd just get banned

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

to be fair, total biscuit is dumb as hell

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i hate videogames thate aren't videogames at all and just lovely illustrated storyboards with buttons and puzzles and poo poo and i really hate the people who make them and i really really hate the people who give money and fame to the people to make them.


but i guess this is pretty funny.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005


found other pics, retracting my "would"

Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006
video games are stupid :thumbsup:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
If she really did gently caress a bunch of video game dudes for good reviews she really went overboard she could probably have just agreed to hold their hand for thirty seconds or something and BOOM 10/10 solid gold video games

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

EA Sports posted:

dude be careful wit dat, last time i said that like every lady goon snarked my balls off.

Im sure all the boys in the ladies chatting thread tell them it definitely looks cool & p chill as helle

hovis rock
Mar 2, 2005
.
le reddit armeyXD

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
honestly i'm much more inclined to believe that the reddit mods got paid by her or whatever. i would totally censor/promote content on reddit if someone paid me cash to do it. that would be great

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I admit, this was funnier than I thought.

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
gaming and reddit. gas both

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

LifeSizePotato posted:

found other pics, retracting my "would"

Myspace angles?

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Big Beef City posted:

Wait this is about a video game blog sex feud between ugly nerds?

And you're aware of who they are, the backstory, etc. And it's happening on Reddit.
And you care about this.

Holy moly.

I clicked on the front page of Reddit, saw a submission that had 20 thousand replies, clicked to read the replies, saw that most of them were deleted, clicked on the subreddit that the original submission was on, saw that the moderators were having a bitch fit and then I made a thread about it on Something Awful, this took maybe ten minutes. I don't know anything beyond a mod had sex with a video game woman, and that he is deleting a lot of posts, by hand.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Kirk Johnson posted:

For the benefit of people who have actual lives, who the gently caress is TotalBiscuit and what the gently caress is going on here and why should we give a gently caress? Please. I see a lot of deleted comments so explain it.

WTF... Is Autism posted:

This is a repost from my rant forum on my site and since I'm interested only in it being read, rather than advertising or shilling it out for hits, I'm going to just repost it here. Before I do let me give you a quick introduction.

I finally registered on the SA forums a week or so ago having been a loyal reader for a couple of years. I don't like the new design of the site, I want to kill it with fire, I liked my good-old Web1.0 scrolly site, give it back please.

I'm posting this here because you lot are smart, and as such, I have no issues with you telling me that you think I'm wrong with this pseudo-rant. This may also be preaching to the choir a bit and for that I sincerely apologize. I hope at least you get some enjoyment out of this. If you're one of those fellows who likes to Digg, the article also has a Digg page, do with it as you see fit - http://digg.com/general_sciences/At...you_intelligent

With that said and done, here goes.

"It's novello time, and it's about religion, so unless you're ready to deal with some views you may not agree with, switch off now. In the words of Illidan "You are not prepared".

Let's get this out here right now. I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155. My political beliefs are liberal and leftist, I listen to Metal and I enjoy violent movies, books and videogames, and I've been a Christian since birth. Baptised, confirmed of my own free will, son of a priest (who are pretty notorious for rebelling against their father's religious beliefs just for the sake of it). I'm part of the Anglican Church of England, which is pretty much the result of Henry the 8th getting pissed off with the catholics not allowing him to divorce his wife(s). We're the state religion of the UK, if you could even say the UK has one, we're pretty liberal about most things, women priests, gay priests, homosexuals in general, sex before marriage, contraception, we take the modern, reasonable way of looking at all of them. At the end of the day, the Bible taught us about forgiveness and being excellent to one another. It had a bit of a round-about way of doing it but what do you expect for a 2000 year old book written entirely by clerical males? It's gonna be a bit out of date, you've gotta read it in context.

I have no problems with anyone's beliefs. Be whatever you want, as long as you believe (or don't believe) for a good reason. But here's what I really don't like, trend-atheism/trend-theism (also referred to as e-atheism, since it seems to be most prevelant in the domain of anonymous blogspammers and Digg-users).

In my late teens, I spent a long time thinking. Yeah, just sitting around and thinking, thinking about faith. Thinking about what it is that I believe in. Rationalizing the various conflicts and contradictions that faith presents us with, looking at the viewpoints of other faiths, or those with no faith at all, taking into account the new things we discover every day and factoring in the influence of science. Some people would claim that, if I had indeed done that, I'd have come to the conclusion, as an intellectual, rational thinker, that God does not exist. They would of course, be wrong.

My beliefs center around several factors. Firstly, it is important for us as human-beings to realize our own limits, and the limits of our understanding. Centuries ago we believed the world was flat. "The Bible told us so!", would be the first cry. Wrong, it really didn't. In the Old Testament, Job 26:7 explains that the earth is suspended in space, the obvious comparison being with the spherical sun and moon. The Old Testament, you remember that one? The one with the fiery bushes, the pillar's of salt, the cool plagues and such? Even that managed to get it right. There's a few more references as well to the 'round' earth (and before you say anything, flat is not a shape, it could have been a flat octagon for all they knew) but I'm not going to go into that yet. We've had computers for less than a century, powered flight for just over a century and of course our amazing horseless carriages. Genetics, electricity, nuclear-bombs, toaster-strudel, the world is in the palm of our hands! And it didn't take us too long did it?

Reality-check, we're still primitives. In the great scheme of things this technology is a mere blip on the historical radar. We've got an awful long way to go before we're able to dissect and understand the mysteries of the universe. We haven't even put a man on Mars yet, let alone left our solar system to find out what exactly is out there. How can it be that we have suddenly, so recently, become so arrogant as to believe we know more than we really do? The Laws of Science are written by man, based on our understanding of how things work. They are theories that, while prove true today, may be debunked by another amazing discovery tomorrow. Which leads onto my next point.

Name this quote "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic". Arthur C Clarke, physicist and author, smart fellow. It also hilights the point I'm making. Our understanding of the universe is peerless only amongst ourselves. We are not as smart as we think we are. Just as fire wowed the neanderthals, what would it take to wow us? What would make our jaws drop and our minds boggle? Well, any sufficiently advanced technology of course. And what is technology after-all? Man-made machines. The concept of technology is a human concept, a concept that may, in other parts of the universe, not even exist, replaced by something even more advanced than that, so advanced that we cannot comprehend it. Not surprising really as we mammals only use 10% of our brains.

So where am I going with this? Simple really, take yourself off of your high-horse, you, and the human race, is not as smart as it thinks it is. Now, open your mind a little, and let's explore some possibilities.



The definition of a God. Let us turn to the good book.

Wikipedia.

"God most commonly refers to the deity worshipped by followers of monotheistic and monolatrist religions, whom they believe to be the creator and ruler of the universe. Theologians have ascribed a variety of attributes to the various conceptions of God. The most common among these include omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, perfect goodness, divine simplicity, and eternal and necessary existence. God has also been conceived as being incorporeal, a personal being, the source of all moral obligation, and the "greatest conceivable existent"

Hmm, a tall order one might think. Could such a being exist? Some argue that logically, he could not, however, there is very little logic in denying the possibility that a being or beings of such power and advancement exist that they could indeed, be considered 'God' within our definition. That's not to say that God is a small green alien with a flying saucer and a phaser though that would give some of the overzealous fundamentalists something to sweat over, much to our amusement. But what is this God? A creator? Sure, we create. We create technology, we're getting to the stage of being able to create life in one form or another, using the basic building blocks of nature. Could it not be surmised therefore that it is entirely within the realms of possibility that someone or something created those building blocks? Like a programmer creates a new program, someone must have also created the coding language in which he created it. We scramble for answers. We come up with theories. Some believe in the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. Some believe a man in the sky created it everything in 6 days and then mooched around on the 7th. Which is valid?

Neither, and both. They attempt to apply meaning to something where meaning may, or may not exist. Creationism and the Big Bang are in that sense, as bad as each other. They are both merely attempts for us to explain the unexplainable. The Big Bang contradicts our laws of physics (something most catalyse an explosion, therefore something must have been there in the first place, where did that come from, at which point your brain melts). The Creation Story contradicts our laws of physics (Same reasons, who created God after all?). Everything we've so far managed to come up with, from the sublime to the ridiculous, the complex to the simplistic, it's an exercise in desperate straw-clutching. At the end of the day, we don't know jack.

And that's ok. Someone once said that the journey matters more than the destination, it's not the winning, it's the taking part, at least ya tried sport. These explanations of where it all comes from, be they ancient or modern all boil down to the same need. To know. Who'd have thunk it, we've got brains for a reason, and they rather like being used. Those neurons like to be fired, the little grey matter likes a little exercise every once in a while. Just as the Creation Story was a way to explain an unexplainable concept, so is the Big Bang theory. If one were to compare the human mind to a computer, try feeding the Big Bang theory to the medieval man, and it's like trying to shove Bioshock into a Commodore Vic20. Good luck. And what will our children's children's children's grandchildren's children think of our Big Bang theory? My money's on exactly the same thing.

So what am I trying to tell you, stop asking questions, stop looking for answers and just believe whatever the hell suits ya? Absolutely not. Believe whatever suits you, but question it, never stop thinking, never stop asking or learning. In this day and age it seems people are way too willing to believe, or not believe. Belief, or non-belief should be a life-long arduous process and it should end involuntarily, when you fall over dead. Someone (there's a lot of talkative someone's aren't there?) once said 'Never stop believing', I say, "Never stop asking yourself what you believe, and why".

It's time to criticize, so let me load port and starboard cannon and fire a volley at both atheists and theists alike. Believing, or not believing, does not make you intelligent. Smart people do not come to a conclusion on the basis of insubstantial evidence. Smart people do not mindlessly attack other people's beliefs just because they don't conform to their own. Smart people do not assume that their own rigid, poorly formed definitions of logic and faith, reason and belief are mutually exclusive and that if one exists, the other cannot. Smart people think outside the box, not pick fights with those poor souls trapped in it.

What makes you intelligent, is knowing why you believe what you believe. Knowing that you are but one mind, and knowing that at any time you could be proven wrong, only for that person to be proven wrong ad infinitum as we as a race advance.

I suppose you're waiting for my personal beliefs, waiting for this to be some kind of sermon, preaching why my God is better than your God, or non-God. You'll be waiting a long time, because it's not coming. My personal beliefs are just that, personal, they're mine, they belong to me. You cannot take them away from me, only I can. What I can give you though, are my opinions.

Right now shots are being fired. They're not physical shots, they're bullets and shells of ignorance and bigottry. And it's no one-sided battle let me tell you that much. Factionalized camps everywhere you can imagine. Atheists, Theists, Satanists, Christians, Republicans, Democrats, Capitalists, Communists, every group you can imagine, all shouting 'Your God/Non-God sucks, mine is better!'. These days, the internet's become their battleground. So much for sharing knowledge, we're sharing ignorance.

The bigottry and the condemnation has to stop. The sad thing is, I'm having to condemn the condemners. Isn't it lowsy how you generally have to be a hypocrite in order to make a point these days? Food for thought. We can look at the extremes and see the simplistic, secular vs sacred, trend-atheists vs fundamentalist evangelical christians, the most common stereotypes. But in reality, it's so much more complicated than that. It's this stereotyping and narrow-minded attitude that prevents us as a race from achieving the greatness we can. I could make as many decrees as I wanted till I was blue in the face, and I'm going to just to let off a little steam mind you,

"Trend-atheist Digg users, shove your agendas where the sun don't shine, refusing the possibility of a supreme-being does not make you a genius or a radical thinker, it makes you a bloody sheep hiding behind a cloak of anonymity"

"Evangelical Fundamentalist morons, get your overly simplistic, judgmental, dogmatic Crayola God out of my face, you have about as much understanding of the universe as a wet lettuce. That does not make you holy, pure, or guaranteed a private booth at the big game in the sky, it makes you a bloody sheep hiding behind a cloak of propaganda that you only believe because you're told to"

Wow, that feels good, I can understand why you internet-bound condemners like it so much. Gives you that warm, fuzzy feeling doesn't it? What, I'm not allowed to indulge in such a guilty pleasure every once in a while? Play fair Wink

Where's my conclusion? Hell if I know. Did you have the mistaken impression this was some carefully constructed plea for tolerance? Absolutely not, it's an angry slap in the face to my peers. Wake the hell up and use your brain, because my God/Non-god/Explosion/Man-in-the-sky/Vic20 gave you it for a reason.

TB.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2634792

Enjoy

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

im gay posted:

gaming and reddit. gas both

no, i'm proud of some of the posts here and demand this be gold.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
If you read her boyfriends write up he comes across as a clingy sjw so i don't blame her, still lmao for e-drama
http://thezoepost.wordpress.com/


Ghaz posted:

to be fair, total biscuit is dumb as hell

doesn't he have rear end cancer?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Fishy Joe posted:

what was his name before the homrones

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005
here's a less myspace-y angle version of her

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

madeupfred posted:

I don't know anything beyond a mod had sex with a video game woman, and that he is deleting a lot of posts, by hand.
well he figured out the secret to having sex with his videogame waifu of course he wants to hide it

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

this is like the fallout from a poly relationship, only on a bigger scale. you've hit rock bottom if you're going around and sleeping with "video games journalists."

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Before I saw the pic of the chick on here I googled Totalbiscuit and knew immediately that any female so hard up for sex that she'd gently caress this guy...




..is not worth getting butthurt about (ugly, fat, etc.).

And then I saw the pics and was like "yeah, you were right" and high-fived myself.

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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

Smeego posted:

  • a girl made a game about depression
  • girl might have had sex with Video Game Journalists who gave her good reviews for her game? maybe?
  • this is a mighty blow to the integrity of the Gaming Community and people on reddit got angry
  • someone bothered TotalBiscuit and he made a big post about it on twitter
  • also, people are googling girl's address, which is uncool.
  • Girl Gamer talks to a reddit mod and they are hand-deleting thousands of posts in that totalbiscuit thread instead of deleting the whole thing I guess
  • its really not that important
  • I'm gay. I'm gay as hell

shes also is a tumblerite and ruined a woman games design project with her sjw groupie because she didn't like the terms.

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