CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}

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Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Man, Chris Brown was right, these hoes ain't loyal :smug:

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 02:21

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 11:05

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Huh, apparently the guy who got cucked is a goon?

http://np.reddit.com/r/GirlGamers/comments/2dzdz3/once_again_i_will_not_negotiate_with_terrorists/cjv1611

I don't recall this being posted here, but i'm not one of those 'cool goons' :laugh:

who are in the loop.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 15:31

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

jalopybrown posted:

if john carmack banged 5 female 'video game journalists' for good reviews i'd high 5 him and call him a legend so maybe their is a double standard? idk

Yeah, but that just doesn't happen, men typically do non-sexual bribes.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 16:58

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Ulver posted:

She's not physically disgusting but she's entirely unremarkable in every way, it's like looking at the porn version of a lay's potato chip

Jesus, i consider myself unremarkable, and i find her revolting and her paramours are 6s and 7s. I knew nerds have built in beer googles, but not to this extent.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 18:40

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

https://twitter.com/TheQuinnspiracy/status/502157815025111040 :qq:

Zoe apparently doesn't know the concept of 'laying low' and 'letting this blow over'.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 19:21

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Chloe doesn't have aids, phew!

https://twitter.com/FuperSuck/status/502226477556199424

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 01:26

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

this forum is full of nerds

Here let me fix that for you.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 14:28

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Calico Heart posted:

as you laugh sit back and think that literally thousands of nerds actually care about this

Yeah it's pretty loving sad (i'm not exempt), but you gotta admit, not even Mexican daytime soap operas have this much drama.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 14:41

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

http://pastebin.com/1ZAen9iJ

Hello Patreon,

In a world where add revenue and indie developer funds become increasingly more unstable and unpredictable, this is an amazing platform. Bringing entertainment artists the financial support that keeps them doing what they love and entertaining their fans is a noble cause, and one that I'm sure does not come without it's responsibilities.

I'm sure it is evident how the reputation of a company is built on it's integrants. A company associated with reputable people is by extension a reputable company. It is also evident that it works both ways: a company's reputation also suffers with the reputation of those with whom they associate.

Now of course, while it is true that if most of the people who are associated with a company are generally known as liars or scoundrels, the reputation of the company will suffer; it is also true that one bad egg will ruin you omelet, even if it is an enormous omelet as is your company.

My point, (although made through extenuating and fanciful metaphors so as to lighten the mood) is that if such an egg were to be found it should be eliminated before it has the opportunity to tarnish the reputation of such a delicious omelet. But, of course, I don't have to spell it out for you. You are accomplished business professionals and I don't have to explain the gravity of the situation. This "bad egg" of which I speak is, of course, Zoe Quinn.

Now by this time I am sure you have heard the prominent buzz in social media and popular image boards. And I'm sure you know the gravity of the mistakes she has made deliberately and selfishly in the name of her own, personal gain. Committing concealed acts of violence upon herself only to play the victim to gain popular opinion and support for a game that probably would have otherwise never had gotten on steam. You know that this is a far greater matter then the fraud she committed, this represents the whole of game advertising and the influence that it can have on whether or not a game is successful. This is a matter that can begin and end here, but only if swift and immediate action is taken against the transgressor. A message needs to be sent to the gaming community that this type of behavior is NOT acceptable, and it WILL be met with professional consequences.

We the people can do nothing then perhaps jibber-jabber in her face, and try with words what we know we cannot do without actions. But professional companies like you who are close to her and support her directly can send a message to her and the entire gaming community that this is NOT how it works, and if this goes on consequences WILL be imminent.

I trust that Patreon will take the responsible step; take the first step to what may be a change for the better in video game propaganda and the gaming community in general. In the name of my friends and colleagues I am sorry about what has happend and hope it will be resolved soon.

Yours,

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 15:26

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

I'm seriously considering dressing up in drag and going on twitter so nerds pay off my mortgage.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 18:38

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Fathis Munk posted:

Can I use powerpoint to make my game ?

drat, i was thinking of a flash based adventure game where i might show a little skin, but the profit to effort ratio of powerpoint might be even better.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 18:45

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

The Landstander posted:

if she hired a PR person to make Reddit posts, though.

I remember an incident years ago where this batshit crazy girl who also happened to work at an investment bank went off on some train conductors and it kinda went viral and she hired some sort of PR/SEO firm to scrub all references to her.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 19:30

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Brannock posted:

the backlash against quinn is insanely misogynistic but she's also a really really awful person so lmfao at everyone involved

the guy's manifesto about how quinn systematically abused him, gaslighted him, and raped him is like 8000 pages long and super beta and selfimportant http://thezoepost.wordpress.com/ and i guess misogynistic too bc he Aired Dirty Laundry On The Internet (just like max temkin's accuser and basically anyone else who comes out revealing poo poo about a prominent figure)

I like to think that sex addicts who cheat and have unprotected sex with their partners deserve some sort of public shaming though. She's like a walking CDC lab.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 20:14

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Brannock posted:

and insisting on not using protection

This is the worst part of this story and i wish people would shame Zoe on this more rather than her corrupting games journalism with her vagina.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 20:47

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

The General posted:

It's her sex life, and if she doesn't want to condom up, that's on her. If you don't wanna gently caress her without a rubber, then I guess you just can't have her. It takes at least two people to have sex, and either side can (usually) back out at anytime.

It's also his sex life too. If you lay down rules that cheating and not informing = rape and not only do it but don't use protection and gently caress your committed partner under false pretenses (also without protection), then that's much worse than the original definition of rape that they had already defined. It's a public health issue too and what moron has unprotected sex with multiple partners at a time these days?

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 20:54

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

The General posted:

I had barely moved out before my ex-wife's boyfiend divorced his dying cancer wife, and moved in with my ex. I didn't really feel the need to make a hundred thousand words about it on the internet. This might be the first time I've said anything about it on the internet.

I don't see what can be gained by waging an internet war on somebody, other than potentially ruining lives/making yourself look like a tool.

You got cucked by Newt Gingrich?

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 23:54

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

I don't even order their fries, their burgers are so god drat filling already. After adding like 8 toppings, i can't see how anyone can eat anything else.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 01:52

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

KernelSlanders posted:

Agreed

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 03:22

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Froghammer posted:

1. Leave multiple threatening voicemails to own wife
2. Tell internet about it
3. ???
4. Internet loves me again

It's something Zoe would do. Maybe it's Zoe.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 15:14

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Sir Lucius posted:

It's a very fat ladder

Couldn't support the weight, everything came tumbling down.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 16:27

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Brannock posted:

why are they all using war metaphors

troops

assault

offensive

tactical strike

propaganda

systemic aggression

Because patriarchy

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 16:41

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Spanish Manlove posted:

jealousy

Or maybe Goons who keep talking about cucking are secretly into getting cucked? Kinda like Ted Haggard speaking out about morality/sexual purity.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 17:36

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Jastiger posted:

This is so mean. She isn't a hambeast.

Unless I'm looking at a different picture or something?

I was going to call you out for trolling, but then i forgot at least 6 other men found her fuckable.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 18:42

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Musket posted:

Is there a SJW movement to demand class protections for Gamers?

Yeah the fat acceptance movement.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 20:01

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Musket posted:

Might even boost her self esteem. Lists of nerds itt wanna get in her hamwallet.

Jastiger and... ?

# ¿ Aug 22, 2014 23:03

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Brannock posted:

I really like how social justice was hot hot hot on something awful like 3 years before it went full mainstream and now we all hate it and think everyone is idiot for it

SA really is the hipster zone of the internet, we even hate the poo poo out of reddit (which basically 99% of internet savvy 20-30somethings browse regularly)

basically lol at everything because life is cool and good

I still consider myself a social justice cool guy :cool:

... ok i mean one of those idiots who screams about social justice on the internet but doesn't actually do poo poo IRL. The problem with the SJW folks at the vanguard is that a lot of them appear to be narcissists with a lot of mental defects and they go way overboard in arguing for dumb poo poo when there's more pressing matters in the real world. And apparently some of them do so for personal enrichment. This is especially true for Tumbler feminists.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 15:52

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

dhamster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNa-A56nRW8

Every girl who doesn't sleep with me is a tremendous slut i agree.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 00:45

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Hahaha, tons of 4channers got shadowbanned from reddit, some speculate it's anyone who participates in Zoe threads but i'm not sure:

http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/2ecvrb/latest_zoe_quinn_drama_explodes/

# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 03:31

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Spanish Manlove posted:

I hate this

You kinda have to admire how an unattractive woman can grift so many people.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 14:54

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

http://www.reddit.com/r/SRSGaming/comments/22i1gz/gdc_vault_indie_soapbox_lots_of_good_talks_shawn/cgs6nl0

"Used to be".

Heh.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 15:12

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Deki posted:

Does she actually have a job? Because if that patreon is her main source of income, it's not even that good especially considering this month's total is an outlier.

Even the most brain dead codemonkey working for a real studio makes more.

The effort to reward ratio is better in Zoe's case though.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 15:46

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Rad Tad posted:

she looks like he-man went brunette and just gave up

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 15:47

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Dizz posted:

Is this the same Abe that drew those pictures of women with limbs sawed off and used as toilets or whatever?

The more i read, the more freaky SA becomes.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 21:24

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Take with a grain of salt, but hilarious if true.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 21:37

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

a cop posted:

STOP Calling her fat

Yeah, borderline morbidly obese would be a more accurate description.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 23:15

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Zoe's boyfriend will be doing an AMA in r/drama with 4chan participating, this should be good

http://np.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/2ekd3f/zoe_quinns_exboyfriend_will_be_doing_an_ama_here/

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 23:38

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Dance my pretties dance! :getin:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:04

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Ex's Ama is up now

http://np.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/2ekx0e/im_zoe_quinns_ex_ama/

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:37

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Unban Zoe's ex so we can have more fun, TIA

http://np.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/2ekx0e/im_zoe_quinns_ex_ama/ck0hm6t

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:44

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 11:05

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Design Spots posted:

It looks like the spynx or a dog laying down to me. the white space looks like a dude who lost his finger to a circular saw.

Well, i feel a bit better about not knowing wtf this is

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:56

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