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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}
 
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Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

 I think that is what is scientifically known as a Troon.

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Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

Kirk Johnson posted:

Before I saw the pic of the chick on here I googled Totalbiscuit and knew immediately that any female so hard up for sex that she'd gently caress this guy...




..is not worth getting butthurt about (ugly, fat, etc._.

And then I saw the pics and was like "yeah, you were right" and high-fived myself.

as far as i know totalbiscuit didn't gently caress her, it was 5 different game journalists or something.


also lol "I'm going to give up all of my journalistic ethics and integrity for a 3/10 who got hosed by her stepdad." I'd understand if she was remotely attractive but she screams missing kidney the morning after.

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