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Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011
i don't know how anyone would think that somebody who put magnets in their fingers and injected a chip with Steam codes for Deus Ex into their hand could possibly be unstable.

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Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Brannock posted:

basically lol at a bunch of 20somethings discovering what professional conduct actually means

oh, i don't doubt they're loving shocked that anybody would think there was anything wrong with what they did. and that they'd think that no matter what they did, i mean i can't think of a job with less oversight than "write clickbait articles for gawker".

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Blackheart posted:

Did Phil fish just fake hack himself and blame 4chan?

totally, yeah. just like zoe did, pretty amazing.

e: http://themundanematt.tumblr.com/post/95440805149/so-adam-sessler-alex-lifschitz-and-zoe-quinn-walk-in , lol, it's basically documented.

Forums Barber fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Aug 23, 2014

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011
I used to miss LF but I was only around there for the fanfic and the making fun of the Obama spreadsheet autist dude so I guess it got problematic after I stopped following it.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

davecrazy posted:

Dudes have profiles on porn websites? What?

suicide girls tried to have a stupid facebook/fetlife profile type deal. i think it was part of their push to get chicks to pay to join the site to post nudes in hope of being "discovered". so giles was probably trolling for emo chicks there.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

DoctorStrangelove posted:

It's been all but confirmed that the Phil Fish hack was a "false flag" but what about the one against Zoe, was that legit or did she also "hack" herself?

unless her Dad's home phone is also a New Jersey motorcycle shop and all her friends live in Hawaii, it was faked. then the person who posted on /v/ with one of her tweets had the delete button visible which means she took the screenshot and uploaded it to 4chan herself and oh i'm bored already

Forums Barber fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Aug 23, 2014

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011
It might be disappointing to know people are fine with being blatantly corrupt for hundreds of thousands of dollars, and yet at the same time hilarious that some of the same people are also fine with being blatantly corrupt for a listless handjob and a six pack of PBR.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Froghammer posted:

You vastly overestimate the amount of money floating around in the indie game dev scene.

That's the EA/Microsoft side -- the indie devs are the handjob and beer side.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011
remember that even though Depression Quest is made in Twine (you basically just fill in the blanks with your text), she is only the producer and writer, there were two guys who did the "coding" lmao

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011
I remember in the Giant Bomb thread, when they ran articles about her putting that stupid RFID chip in her hand, they defended her hardcore, like "body mods are cool" and "she's not crazy, obviously she had someone with experience do this for her."

then she puts up youtube videos and she's just jamming a big-rear end needle in her hand at her computer desk. sure, purple hair, likes jamming stuff in her body (i know, too easy), compulsive liar, married to get citizenship, lets multiple dudes at once think she's monogamous with them and don't need protection, lying about getting std tests, maybe only one or two of these things by themselves don't indicate a horrible person, but she totally fills the bingo card. if she was just some random tumblrite and not "a game developer" the only attention she'd ever get was mockery.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Vag Assault Weapon posted:

I think it'd be a shorter list to list places that aren't controlled by SJWs these days, at least major sites that don't require authenticating accounts. Even GBS was a haven for them for what, 6-8 years?

When the original blog came out about this bullshit, it came up in GBS, the Giant Bomb thread in RGD (the podcast forum) because Patrick Klepek tried to shove Quinn down people's throats on that site, and in the gamers.txt thread in games. the guy that wrote that blog posted in GBS about it and that got gassed. the moderator in RGD showed up fairly quickly saying "You're not allowed to discuss this". gamers.txt is an anything goes thread, if somebody had made a standalone thread in Games about it it probably would have been gassed. It was probably kind of a fluke that this thread got going.

e: oh yeah, that's right, the gibbis thread didn't just get gassed, it was moved to the mod forum.

Forums Barber fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Aug 24, 2014

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Lochness_Hamster posted:

I noticed Lowtax was involved alot at the start of this thread, so that probably helped keep it open

he's totally right about her kitchen btw. it's shameful.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011
chelsea van valkenberg could just come up with a new stage name like she did once already.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

*nods respectfully towards you*

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

big duck equals goose posted:

That's TV/a job, baby. Doritos money is still money.

Rather be a shill for Dew then be a crazy charity crashing blob woman who thinks it's more dignified to sit on your rear end and be handed money rather then earn it, IMO.

also they would have signed a contract that would have stipulated all that poo poo, so complaining about it after the fact is stupid. much in the same way that she was making GBS threads herself about being sued, she certainly understood the situation well enough to straight up lie and get her buds to lie.

on the other hand, the bad guy wore a FEDORA so obviously it was all his fault.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011
Dan wrote four books, one of which was done solely to troll Jose Canseco. His face was scanned into LA Noire. He moved to California and discovered that while he had kept all his past paperwork including 9th grade report cards, he did not have his car title because he did not know what a car title was or why you would need one.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

DrManiac posted:

Yeah, it was Jeff Gerstman who later went on to make giantbomb which is probably one of the most trustworthy game sites out there.

patrick pushed zoe down everybody's throats, but considering there's a Chrome extension to remove his articles from the site entirely it seems he's not exactly a selling point for giant bomb. generally they have the sense to say things like "we know these developers personally and are covering them because of that" which is a lot better than pretending otherwise.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

The Brown Menace posted:

i saw a screenshot earlier, the gone home 10/10 is another case of incestuous relationships between devs and journalists

i'll see if i can find it again

it's something like "we don't think it's a conflict of interest that the dev appeared once on Idle Thumbs" but they were actually on the show a bunch and were visibly super close with that whole crew for years.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011
When a poc tumblr woman is going against Zoe for being misogynist you have to laugh your rear end off.

http://acesrhigh.tumblr.com/post/95813220683/nope-im-done-too-far-zoe-quinn-and-anita-sarkeesian

also includes Gail Simone removing a post to the game jam thing for women because someone told her "Zoe and Anita don't approve" and the guy who said Zoe attackers are worse than ISIS.

The General posted:

Where is this extension? It sounds magical :allears:

"nopat", was pretty excited to find it.

Forums Barber fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Aug 26, 2014

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

The Brown Menace posted:

perhaps thinking for like 2 seconds how a "game" which has been widely derided as a walking simulator and a non-game and which can be completed, without any glitches or tricks, in a short enough span of time for the whole playthrough to fit into a 4 mb .gif managed to get a 10/10 would also work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9qlm8olmn0 47 second speedrun.

this spoils the plot, which is that you came home, nobody was there, and your sister ran away. It does skip the EXCITING PLOT TWIST that the person your sister ran away from home with is her lesbian girlfriend. 10/10

still a better game than Depression Quest, which as somebody said if you printscreened every page and stapled them together would lose no gameplay elements.

Forums Barber fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Aug 26, 2014

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011
The Youtube description sums it up pretty well -- they say, yeah, this is a pretty good 2-3 hour interactive experience of looking at prettily lit rooms and reading journals, but is that a 10/10 go spend $20 on this right now game? Well, if your buddies wrote it, then hell yeah!

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Gorman Thomas posted:

Sociology is a science you dummy

*pats you on the head respectfully* of course it is, sweetie.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011
e:f,b

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

juliuspringle posted:

No one wants the hog, outside of the five previous owners of the aforementioned hog.

those guys were practically unfuckable and she still had to use her borderline personality disorder wiles to ensnare them, nobody involved is in any way sexually appealing.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

XK posted:

What does SA have to do with this exchange?

the mods left this one thread up of the four that were discussing Zoe

therefore SA didn't respond appropriately by banning discussion of the topic

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011
that TFYC video includes more effort than Zoe's sum total of creative work so far, and I'm being generous and including the Vines of her firedancing and the YouTubes where she self-harms oops I mean installs cybernetic modifications.

I'm probably just jealous, though, whereas mortals have to touch the screen of their phone to start Twitter, she can wave her hand around near it for about ten seconds until it finally works.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

LividLiquid posted:

"Hey, guys. Remember when I had all the privilege and all the lesser beings knew their place and didn't get uppity and make me listen for ten seconds to complaints about unfair treatment they experience every hour of every day? I miss that world."

lmao you literally told someone to check his privilege

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Powercrazy posted:

They are called SJWs. :tipshat:

uh no shitlord, as every SJW will rush to tell you, there are no such things as SJWs and they are just a bogeyman of cishet white males.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Alexzandvar posted:

You think Anita would try to show some kind of emotion in her videos, she sounds like she is immensely bored the entire time and just slapped it together to fulfill a kick starter promise. You could probably create a robot that uses Microsoft Sam's voice upped an octave or two that just reads TV tropes while gently caress VIDEO GAMES flashes in the background to get the message across better.

She would have to have some kind of interest in the topic whatsoever to do that, though.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Lobster Harmonica posted:

I won't rest until we have a 3600x2686 jpeg done in MS Paint blowing this conspiracy out of the loving water

it was her own post, lmao. she screenshotted the threats while logged out of her acct and the last one came 12sec beforehand. all 4chan had to do was circle stuff and put red IMPACT FONT text explaining it was a false flag.

to be fair anita might have been logged out of twitter because -- wait, i can't think of a reason she would ever log out of twitter, never mind

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

THE PENETRATOR posted:

also the guy itt who keeps citing 4chan sources is zoe quinn trying 2 stealthily pwn herself for pleasure (masochism)

[img-adam-sessler-films-zoe-quinn-at-bar-posting-on-4chan.jpg]

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Vag Assault Weapon posted:

No, this is just something she and her stupid friends are trying to take credit for. Every other story posted about it is that literally every single person there realized it was some huge catastrophe and they all walked.

Instead of leaving it at that though Zoe and her little retard clique tried to spin it in a way that she single handedly brought it crashing to its knees with and I quote "an amazing speech that brings tears to people's eyes", and the very heads of Pepsi themselves were preparing to destroy all of them under the heels of their aluminum boots.

Seriously read the thing I posted a few pages back, it's less believable than a super hero's origin story. I'll try to find it to link again

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/817/608/67f.jpg

There. Just see if you can even make it half way through without literally loling

Yeah, but how many articles were actually published about that thing? The big one was written by a guy she banged, and sources for the article were Zoe, another guy she banged, and one of her friends. That article blamed everything that went wrong on some oppressive shitlord wearing a fedora that worked for the company because that's totally what happens in TV, a glorified PA gets to run everything into the ground.

Also the article went live the same day the Rebel Game Jam that goes straight to her PayPal was announced, she was pretty prescient to set that up right beforehand. Oh wait it's blatant collusion because that article mentions Rebel Game Jam and is basically "outraged by this horrible treatment of our noble female devs? donate here"

Forums Barber fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Aug 28, 2014

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

The Dennis System posted:

lol. Whoever made this is just straight up anti gay.

i don't think the homosexuals of the world need Bioware's army of catlady TvTropes writers to stand up for them, though.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Proteus4994 posted:

i'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that this patrick klepeck dude that everyone hates is only marginally worse than every other writer on that site

he's the only writer on that site, it's basically a lets play video site.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

I'm very frugal and I still have a hard time getting how people manage to live on their own and pay the bills without work.

their parents.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I think someone said that was the girlfriend of another of the five guys, not the wife of her boss she was also loving.
:lol:

it wasn't even one of the five guys.

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Lumpy the Cook posted:

"SomethingAwful is neutral and isn't filled with social justice weirdos" is the conclusion I'd also come to if I had never seen PYF, Games, the WoW subforum, BSS, CineD, D&D, TradGames, GBS before last fall, and others.

this thread's an anomaly because all the other threads on SA about it got gassed or had blue stars show up to say "You aren't allowed to talk about this." also it was initially about "hey, there's this thread on /r/games/ with thousands of deleted replies, what the gently caress is that about"

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Twelve Batmans posted:

Hork blork blork "THIS is how you take down the patriarchy."

It's like it (the author) chastising a group of people shoving squirrels up their asses only to follow up by telling them they should be shoving hedgehogs up there instead. Social justice is loving stupid and seeks to do nothing but limit free speech of creators and make everyone who associates with them look retarded. Zoe Quinn is just an example of how retarded games journalism AND social justice look.

So no, it can go gently caress itself. Trigger-warning mongering fucks.

same

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Peter Bazooka posted:

Even the guy who runs the escapist is getting sick of his writers bullshit.



blown the gently caress out. "Hey, it's dad, sorry my kid flamed you, he's not allowed to use twitter anymore."

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Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

lovely Wizard posted:



I thought an organized conspiracy was retarded and that they were just sort of circling the wagons to protect their friends, but then in about a day's worth of time they all write pretty much the same article.

This is sort of weird.

Their PR person (Maya Kramer/@legobutt) is selling "Cuties killed gamers" shirts, the site shows that she sold 260. http://teespring.com/cuties These idiots self-destructed for this poo poo. They really do coordinate through her, 4chan dug it up pretty easily since none of these people thought they were doing anything wrong, so they didn't cover their tracks.

Meanwhile, Zoe is still a strong independent game dev who don't need no journalist man:
http://www.mp4upload.com/1k3y2sla6hbe

(just kidding, that vid was made by Nathan Grayson of Kotaku.)

Forums Barber fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Aug 30, 2014

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