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This pretentious loser game is PISSING me off. Here are some flames against Bioshock I thought up: -Bioshit: Infinite -Bioshock: Infinshit -Bioshit: Infinshit -Bioshock: Infinitely Gay
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BioAss.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:39
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Aug 24, 2014 00:42
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Biocrock... of poo poo.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:42
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Andrew Ryan, more like Andrew Lying... About this game being good.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:43
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Lamb is watching... you play this loving stupid game for jackasses!
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Aug 24, 2014 00:43
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Plasmids, more like assmids.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:43
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Big Daddy - Name of man who pounds your rear end every night in jail when the cops arrest you for pirating this enormous turd. Was it worth it you casual gamer smacktard?
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Aug 24, 2014 00:44
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anal shock: deep in it
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Aug 24, 2014 00:44
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Biocock
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Aug 24, 2014 00:47
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Fake Gamer: Hmmm, well, yes, it is a somewhat formulaic, linear shooter, but it more then makes up for it with the thought provoking story and creepy settin Awesome Gamer (Me): Uses battle axe to cut his head off and smash his Xbox into pieces.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:48
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Sir AIDS posted:This pretentious loser game is PISSING me off. Here are some flames against Bioshock I thought up: Bioshock infinite is good Op.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:49
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Pewdiepie posted:Bioshock infinite is good Op. Hehe I know I was just making fun of the series, but honestly, Infinite is definitely the best one and approaches being a genuinely awesome game.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:50
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Pewdiepie posted:Bioshock infinite is good Op. http://youtu.be/ZuBMI5PYXgs?t=35s Normal Gir in this video is how I felt when I posted this thread. After reading this comment I now feel like the Evil Gir
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Aug 24, 2014 00:51
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Sir AIDS posted:http://youtu.be/ZuBMI5PYXgs?t=35s
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Aug 24, 2014 00:51
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Wormskull posted:Hehe I know I was just making fun of the series, but honestly, Infinite is definitely the best one and approaches being a genuinely awesome game. That's the Spambot verdict, so it must be right.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:51
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the circle will be unbroken because everyone who likes this game is a big virgin
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Aug 24, 2014 00:52
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Bioshock infinite is the one that had deep moral choices like "will you be a racist douchebag or a normal person" right?
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Aug 24, 2014 00:53
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The Sharmat posted:Bioshock infinite is the one that had deep moral choices like "will you be a racist douchebag or a normal person" right? You have to murder the black revolutionary in the game regardless of your choices I believe, or at least you have to accept that they are the villain after all.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:53
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The Sharmat posted:Bioshock infinite is the one that had deep moral choices like "will you be a racist douchebag or a normal person" right? There are no actual moral choices in Bioshock Infinite.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:53
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I played it when it came out and then not since, so I don't remember the story to a T.
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Aug 24, 2014 00:54
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The Sharmat posted:Bioshock infinite is the one that had deep moral choices like "will you be a racist douchebag or a normal person" right? you can choose to throw a baseball at an interracial couple or at a cop no matter what you choose you dont actually get to throw it
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Aug 24, 2014 00:55
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CharlestonJew posted:you can choose to throw a baseball at an interracial couple or at a cop I'm glad video games finally decided to tackle these issues
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Aug 24, 2014 00:56
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Sir AIDS posted:http://youtu.be/ZuBMI5PYXgs?t=35s This is me after watching 9 minute sof the best GIR moments.  Thank you OP.
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Aug 24, 2014 01:08
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Aug 24, 2014 01:09
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Aug 24, 2014 01:10
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Ragg posted:There are no actual moral choices in Bioshock Infinite. i liked that they pretended there were and then the ending was basically "gently caress your choices" hardest hitting gaming meta commentary since uncharted 2 next-gen filter making everything brown
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Aug 24, 2014 02:25
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where would the games industry be without ken levine to tell us all about such interesting philosophical concepts like "the truth is in the middle"?
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Aug 24, 2014 02:26
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Bioshock Infinite taught me that slavery is okay because if you free slaves they will also be murderous assholes
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Aug 24, 2014 02:29
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I haven't played the game but turning into a murderous rear end in a top hat because you were enslaved does sound fairly plausible
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Aug 24, 2014 02:32
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i wished we'd played the bioshock infinite that was in the trailers two years before it came out
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Aug 24, 2014 02:38
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you know what this story about the misery American Exceptionalism created needs? dimensional travel
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Aug 24, 2014 02:39
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The Sharmat posted:I haven't played the game but turning into a murderous rear end in a top hat because you were enslaved does sound fairly plausible Yea I mean just look at Ferguson
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Aug 24, 2014 02:41
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the gameplay was a letdown too imo. which is weird since bioshock 2 had fun as hell guns and plasmids but then infinite just ended up being a wet fart compared to that.
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Aug 24, 2014 02:41
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it's about the STORY you see
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Aug 24, 2014 02:43
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the ending makes no loving sense at all, why would the dude agree to let himself be drowned because he learned that future/alternate timeline him was a total rear end in a top hat why would he not just instead act on this information and not be a total rear end in a top hat, or not give a gently caress and become that total rear end in a top hat anyway but avoid the mistakes he made
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Aug 24, 2014 02:51
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darealkooky posted:the ending makes no loving sense at all, why would the dude agree to let himself be drowned because he learned that future/alternate timeline him was a total rear end in a top hat
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Aug 24, 2014 03:07
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Bioshock Infinite is not a good game.
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Aug 24, 2014 03:31
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It's like art, so it must be art.
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