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Number Two Stunna
Nov 8, 2009

FUCK

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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
its a good game for me to poop on

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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




bioshockingly bad.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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yes but actually no

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
Well Garth, it certainly does suck!

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
its a good game

for a clown to wear

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa
It is a good game writ large.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
party on, op

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
is this opposite day? bioshock is a game. thats about as OBJECTIVE as i can be

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
a man chooses, a slave obeys

obey your thirst

Sprite

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

Omally posted:

a man chooses, a slave obeys

obey your thirst

Sprite

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Omally posted:

a man chooses, a slave obeys

obey your thirst

Sprite

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

The game should've just ended after you club Andrew Ryan to death

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

my favorite thing about bioshock is there are people who think ryan was a good guy or a sympathetic character

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
my favorite thing about bioshock is that i'm not playing it

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

a sphincter says "what"

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k
my favorite thing about bioshock is that ken levine won't make another one

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Ken Levine's next masterpiece will be about a complex underground city that brings about its own downfall when they dig too deep. This will be overtaken by a story about gender roles in today's society. Cis-tem Shock.

sexy cougar on the prowl
Dec 31, 2008

Benny D posted:

The game should've just ended after you club Andrew Ryan to death

Ummm, but then there wouldn't be a wicked videogame boss fight??

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

People like to think Bioshock was ABOUT objectivism, when in reality the actions of Andrew Ryan were just part of the window dressing. It's as much "about" objectivism as it is about Mama Loves Mambo. Same could be said of Bioshock Infinite, which treats cult behaviour and racism in much the same way.

NihilVerumNisiMors
Aug 16, 2012
Ken Levine has seen all that filthy porn people are making with Elizabeth, from BioShock Infinite, and he wants you to know That's Not Cool. "It's like coming across a picture of your daughter," he says.

The BioShock creator was in a Reddit AMA yesterday, responding to a fan joking that, with the upcoming Burial at Sea extension looking like film noir in tone, he expected future installments to "follow various genres such as Spaghetti Western and Romantic Comedy."

"It's going to be porn," Levine cracked. "Lots and lots of porn."

"Seriously, whoever is doing the Elizabeth porn on deviantart, please stop it," Levine said. "You're killing me.

"I die a little inside with every page view."

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
why does Ken Levine think nerds don't want to kill him

maev
Dec 6, 2010
Economically illiterate Tory Boy Bollocks brain.
Keep away from children
what kind of name is ken levine anyway

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

maev posted:

what kind of name is ken levine anyway

Hi I'm Ken Levine- Ken Levine

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

he wanted to change it from levine to :wiggle: luvin :wiggle:

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
biocock

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

NihilVerumNisiMors posted:

"I die a little inside with every page view."

lol

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

tranime scholar posted:

my favorite thing about bioshock is that i'm not playing it

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



bioshart

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k

NihilVerumNisiMors posted:

Ken Levine has seen all that filthy porn people are making with Elizabeth, from BioShock Infinite, and he wants you to know That's Not Cool. "It's like coming across a picture of your daughter," he says.

The BioShock creator was in a Reddit AMA yesterday, responding to a fan joking that, with the upcoming Burial at Sea extension looking like film noir in tone, he expected future installments to "follow various genres such as Spaghetti Western and Romantic Comedy."

"It's going to be porn," Levine cracked. "Lots and lots of porn."

"Seriously, whoever is doing the Elizabeth porn on deviantart, please stop it," Levine said. "You're killing me.

"I die a little inside with every page view."

since Bioshock Infinite is a setting where infinite universes exist, the porn art is actually canon to Bioshock Infinite according to the infinite universe theory

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
you got me, op

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

I'm going to star an attractive 18 year old girl in a popular videogame and I'm genuinely surprised people make tons of porn out of it

- a literal retard

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Ekster posted:

I'm going to star an attractive 18 year old girl in a popular videogame and I'm genuinely surprised people make tons of porn out of it

- a literal retard

She looks like a rejected Disney/Pixar character.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


i never noticed that part of the quote before, laffo

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

She looks like a rejected Disney/Pixar character.

Mmm.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

She looks like a rejected Disney/Pixar character.

your point being....?

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Ekster posted:

your point being....?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Ristolaz posted:

Hi I'm Ken Levine- Ken Levine

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Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

She looks like a rejected Disney/Pixar character.

I wouldn't reject her from my bed!

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