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Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

I like Vahlen a lot. Actually I like all the characters; and as crazy as it sounds for a game about shooting aliens, it is so well polished with such a great character to it.

My favourite line is still "As unprofessional as it sounds, the bite seems to have turned him, into... a... zombie."

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Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

XCOM: Part 2: Alien Hair Dye



Commander’s Log: Leroy and Allen seem to be otherwise physically unharmed, but for safety’s sake we’re putting them on medical leave until Dr. Vahlen and her team can determine what, exactly, the mutagenic orange goo is. Two others will take their place on the strike team. Also, as a precautionary measure, I am activating nametags on people’s popup portraits…It’ll be hard to keep track of who’s who if everyone gets all mutated.

It’s not a bad shade, really…I’ve got a few civvies that would coordinate well with this. You, uh, you look pretty okay too.
Yeah, well, I just hope that we’re dealing with the kind of sorcery that doesn’t corrupt you from the inside until you’re a husk.
Are you still on that, Allen?!
I’m telling you…besides, sufficiently advanced science is the same as magic anyway.



Commander, our engineering team has finished constructing the next level down for the elevator, and the new power generator.
Excellent! For starters we’re going to need some space for our satellite uplink cluster, as soon as we have the staff to manage it.



We found a lot of hollow spaces down here, commander…anything you’re not telling me?

Well, you’ll probably figure it out sooner or later…this base is recycled from an old base from 50 years ago. After it was abandoned they blasted a lot of the chambers shut. So there’s a few hollow spaces that we can probably repurpose for our needs easily.



Commander, we’re receiving reports of alien attacks! Three cities have been hit with the abduction pods, simultaneously! Moscow in Russia, Mendoza in Argentina, and Mumbai in India!
Crap.

XCOM is under-funded as is, and our “only one team out at a time” doctrine is very stringent. It’s the only way to make absolutely sure of no contamination or alien infiltrators.

I know, I know. *sigh* We don’t have time to respond to every alien attack in the world. We only have one stealth-equipped Skyranger anyway.

The local governments are capable of responding to these threats with their own soldiers, Commander. However, we fear that there will be…political repercussions… for not being able to respond to this threat in a time of need. Many member nations of the XCOM project have yet to provide their full support…
Yeah, they’re only paying enough to keep the base’s lights on and nothing else.
However, they are each willing to…incentivize… your attention during this matter. Russia is offering 200 Units of funding, immediately, if you eliminate the aliens abducting citizens from Moscow. Argentina is prepared to sign over the contracts of several of their top researchers immediately, and India will provide your base with four of their best engineers if you respond.
drat it…we need all of these things…but right now, more than anything, we need funding. I plan on blowing a lot of cash on upgrading our base and equipment. Tell Moscow we’re on the way.



Right, Cameron Watkins of America and Naomi Bar-lev of Israel, you have the best aim scores of the rest of the rookies, you’re replacing Allen and Leroy for this mission.
Yes, sir!





This is a gas station in Moscow, watch your fire, because those pumps will blow if there’s too many sparks.



No sign of the enemy yet…
So, Naomi… You’re Israeli, huh? I—

Watkins, concentrate. Zin, you’re our sniper, climb that pipe and get up on the roof for a better angle. Wright, circle to the right and get ready to provide supporting fire with your heavy weapons. …though with your aim scores I don’t expect you to hit anything…



Goo found! Not it!
Not it!
Not it!
Aaaaah, you assholes! Fine. It better not turn me purple.



Aliens by the gas pumps! I’ve got a bad angle, Wright, can you flank them?
I’ll try!



No need, friends!



I can explode them both with one grenade right from here!
No! Wait! I—



Hahahahaha, the best sniper needs no rifle!
Commander, please! Let me put it to you in terms your soldiers will understand: I can’t build you laser weapons if you keep blowing up their equipment!
We’ll get to that later, I promise, Dr. Vahlen.



Gaaaarrrrggshhhit, I was careful but some of it got on me anyway! Commander, we need to find out a better way of disarming their self-destructs!

Vahlen’s working on it, Bar-lev. Sorry. We can’t even afford more than one grenade per soldier at the moment. Everyone, push through past the convenience store and into the fueling area. Watch your fire.



I can hear them moving! They are somewhere behind these semi trucks! Also some goo. Not it.
Not it!
Not it.
RRRRRRRGH you COCKSUCKERS! Not fair, I already got the last one!
I will go for it! Moms are tough!



drat! Two more by the goo!



Make that four!



They’re opening fire on me!



And on me! AAAAAAHH! THAT HURTS.



Heh heh heh heh. AHAHAHAHAHAH! Commander, permission to blow these bitches away with my rocket launcher!
Denied! You’ll hit the goo.
THANK you.
Watkins, move up and blow away the two by the truck near you with a grenade.
COMMANDER!
I need to make sure all the rookies get some kills under their belt, doctor. Sorry.



poo poo! There’s one behind me! Bad idea, bad idea! I’m backing off!



gently caress it, I’m taking the shot anyway!
Wright! Your cover is on fire! Back off!
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! DIEEEEEE!





Wright blew his cover away! Prepare to face the wrath of the fastest pistol in the Baltic!



poo poo!



Gaauauuuugghhh! gggg…fffff…nnnnnn…
Ahh, hell! Wright’s down! Making a dash for it!



Hufff…huff…I’m right behind the thing, gimme a second to shoot it—
No time! Frag out!
*butts head against microphone repeatedly*



Only one left! Running to a better position!



Haha! You cannot hit me!



…or can you…aaaaaaaiigghh, I’m bleeding out here! Medic!
We can stabilize him in the Skyranger, but first we need to get that last alien!
Already got it.



You what?! How—
Now I will get more alien goo on me, as agreed. *sigh* You drag Zin to the ship. I’ll bring Wright. …(crazy woman, what did you think would happen?)



Good work, everyone. Well, mostly good work, everyone…*sigh* If only Wright had realized she was standing on a powder keg… Bar-Lev! You’re promoted. Watkins, you’re NOT promoted. No kills, no pay upgrade.
Aww, man…
Zinchenko will survive, but he’s in bad shape…we’ll need him in observation for a while.



Excellent work, Commander, though we are…saddened…by your casualty.
Oh…oh, MY.



This is…weird. Hair is one thing, but I don’t even recognize myself in the mirror now!
That’s a good look for you, though!
Hah. I was more thinking how useful this would be to potential spies. A technology that can alter someone’s face and race in a matter of hours. If only we could control it.
I’ve almost got it! Just one more day!



“From the desk of Squaddie Frieda Wright” posted:


Dear Max and Felix,

I hope you are obeying your aunt while your mother is out saving the world. I’ve got a very big machine gun and rocket launcher, and I won’t let you play with them if she tells me you’ve been slacking off at school!

I’ve made many friends from around the world here. What we’re doing is secret, but I have a feeling it won’t be secret for much longer. There are some very good people who are depending on me, and some very bad “people” who I plan on turning into black smears before the month is over.

I’m heading out to another mission now. I’ll write you again when I get back.

Love,

Mom

Speedball fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jun 17, 2015

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

(are the character portrait names distracting or good?)

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe
The portrait names are a good idea, since these people are barely established as characters and can be hard to keep track of otherwise.

One random bit of feedback: suggest you use "Doctor" instead of "Dr." when at the ends of sentences; at one point it looks like the Commander calls Vahlen "Dr. Sorry", which sounds like a particularly lame Bond villain.

Also, having that letter home at the end of the update was mean :saddowns:

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Speedball posted:

(are the character portrait names distracting or good?)

Awesome update. The names don't distract at all. I like them, it's good to see at one glance who's who.

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

Oh, yeah, and by the way: Bar-Lev has an aim score of 80, as a ROOKIE. If I can keep her alive she is going to be amazing.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Meldlust: The number one killer of early Squaddies.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

The portrait names are a good idea, since these people are barely established as characters and can be hard to keep track of otherwise.

One random bit of feedback: suggest you use "Doctor" instead of "Dr." when at the ends of sentences; at one point it looks like the Commander calls Vahlen "Dr. Sorry", which sounds like a particularly lame Bond villain.

Also, having that letter home at the end of the update was mean :saddowns:

Or a particularly Canadian one :canada:

grandalt
Feb 26, 2013

I didn't fight through two wars to rule
I fought for the future of the world

And the right to have hot tea whenever I wanted
Ah, the letter writing when this is over is going to be painful, but that task always is. Well, the only thing for it now is to keep a stiff upper lip and move on. That and reducing the aliens into pieces small enough to fit through a tea strainer.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Speedball posted:



Hahahahaha, the best sniper needs no rifle!


Best line :D

Danny Glands
Jan 26, 2013

Possible thermal failure (CPU on fire?)
Let's hope Vahlen doesn't go Hojo on us.

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010

Veloxyll posted:

Best line :D

You guys are all reading his lines in Heavy Weapons Guy's voice, right?

berryjon
May 30, 2011

I have an invasion to go to.

Lustful Man Hugs posted:

You guys are all reading his lines in Heavy Weapons Guy's voice, right?

There are other voices?

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

Oh, I'll outline it in the next update, but Zinchenko's aim skill is horrible for a squaddie sniper, just above 60 Aim. He really does need to rely on grenades to get by!

Deathwind
Mar 3, 2013

Aim 60 on a sniper? I don't believe I luck that bad...

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Deathwind posted:

Aim 60 on a sniper? I don't believe I luck that bad...

That's lovely aim for anyone. 65 is the default for fresh faced rookies with NCE off.

And for a sniper, aim is pretty much everything.

Ghostwoods
May 9, 2013

Say "Cheese!"

Speedball posted:

(are the character portrait names distracting or good?)

Very helpful for easily-confused old fools like myself :)

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line!




Speedball posted:

Oh, yeah, and by the way: Bar-Lev has an aim score of 80, as a ROOKIE. If I can keep her alive she is going to be amazing.

I believe we have our very own Nittien in the works here.
If she survives that is.
Or even becomes a sniper. Nevermind that.

Also you should totally ask Jade Star for his mission name file.

Bloodly posted:

He probably shouldn't. There's no need for cross-pollination.

Maybe, but the default names are on the duller side I think so some more interesting variation is always nice. Not to mention the opportunity for jokes.

Cooked Auto fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Aug 28, 2014

Bloodly
Nov 3, 2008

Not as strong as you'd expect.
He probably shouldn't. There's no need for cross-pollination.

GhostStalker
Mar 26, 2010

Guys, find a woman who looks at you the way GhostStalker looks at every bald, obese, single 58 year old accountant from Tulsa who managed to win $4,000 by not wagering on a Final Jeopardy triple stumper.

Speedball posted:

(are the character portrait names distracting or good?)

They're really helpful, thanks.

Looked forward to this once you announced it in your CiV mods thread, glad to see this off of the ground.

Shame about Wright there. Flaming cover is never a good thing. Was that an intentional mistake for the narrative, or did you just not notice it in your zeal to rocket the aliens? The letter home was a nice punch to the gut, though.

And yes, that Israeli Squaddie with 80 Aim should be a beast assuming she survives and gets some more promotions under her belt. Too bad she didn't promote as a Sniper though, and is just a Support. Oh well, you have to work with what you get.

GhostStalker fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Aug 28, 2014

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug
Due to the cap of 6 people per squad, I doubt the portraits will get too out of hand in missions.

Also, admit it. You intended to move Freida to safety, but just forgot you can't move after firing a rocket launcher. As have we all.

GhostStalker posted:

And yes, that Israeli Squaddie with 80 Aim should be a beast assuming she survives and gets some more promotions under her belt. Too bad she didn't promote as a Sniper though, and is just a Support. Oh well, you have to work with what you get.

I never got around to beating the expansion, but I've always had both a soft spot for Supports, as well as a steady supply of them I cycle through so much I could field entire squads of "Not quite top ranks" Supports even with their casualties.

Wild Knight
Mar 27, 2010

Foul villain! I do not flee. I will never turn my back on you and run away!

[he says, running away]
Look, if she wasn't tough enough to shrug off an exploding truck in her face, she shouldn't expect to stand with the rest of XCOM. :colbert:

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

One third honest mistake, one third role-playing, one third me realizing I didn't need to worry about keeping a heavy with 55 aim around. Though everyone gets an xp bonus if there are no casualties.

Grizzwold
Jan 27, 2012

Posters off the pork bow!
I need to get around to finishing my current run some time. Unfortunately since I got the expansion I've had a lot more critically injured soldiers flying into the stratosphere than previously. :xcom:

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.
It might be a good idea to link The Definitive X-Com Commander's Guide in the OP for anyone who has somehow missed it. It's a different take on LPing this game, but a very good one.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Speedball posted:

One third honest mistake, one third role-playing, one third me realizing I didn't need to worry about keeping a heavy with 55 aim around. Though everyone gets an xp bonus if there are no casualties.

The RP bonus is funnier though.

I wonder if X-Com will keep such a gung ho attitude to the safety of its operatives.

With Bradford around, all signs point to yes.

kaosdrachen
Aug 15, 2011
Okay, this is already looking awesome.

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

Your approach to this is very satisfying, keep it up. :)

It's likely been almost a year since I played this, but it was without mods or expansions. I don't remember this glowy orange meld poo poo, so obviously that's an expansion thinger. If I hadn't just bought Reaper of Souls...loving finances.

Very much looking forward to seeing how you approach the ways this can go.

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

What meld does...will be covered in the very next update (probably sometime tomorrow) as that's when we finish our meld research!

It does a LOT of cool stuff. But more that just unlocking new options for you, its mere existence on the map is a wonderful carrot to dangle in front of players to encourage them to not camp all the time.

Lord_Ventnor
Mar 30, 2010

The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President
I don't understand what's going on at all.

And I love it. :allears:

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
An enjoyable style, and the names on portraits works.

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster
Zichenko might be the worst sniper, but he's my favorite character so far.

Kitan
Jul 18, 2008
Can we 'revive' Wright as a tank? Does this game have tanks like the original x-com did? Might be cool.

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Kitan posted:

Can we 'revive' Wright as a tank? Does this game have tanks like the original x-com did? Might be cool.
There are SHIVs, but you have to complete research to get them.

Kitan
Jul 18, 2008

FredMSloniker posted:

There are SHIVs, but you have to complete research to get them.

Sounds fun. Are they called SHIVs because you shiv aliens with them?

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Kitan posted:

Sounds fun. Are they called SHIVs because you shiv aliens with them?

It's an acronym.

Super Heavy Infantry Vehicle

And you know what that means, agent?

It means someone in engineering really wanted to call them shivs.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

chiasaur11 posted:

It's an acronym.

Super Heavy Infantry Vehicle

And you know what that means, agent?

It means someone in engineering really wanted to call them shivs.

That and they're so adorable, especially when they do their quick little hop over the top of half cover.

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

Speedball posted:

What meld does...will be covered in the very next update (probably sometime tomorrow) as that's when we finish our meld research!

It does a LOT of cool stuff. But more that just unlocking new options for you, its mere existence on the map is a wonderful carrot to dangle in front of players to encourage them to not camp all the time.

I played through the game on normal difficulty without the expansion. Then a bit later the expansion went on sale, I grabbed it, and started a playthrough on Classic with the expansion content. And promptly got my poo poo wrecked, over and over again, from pushing forward to grab meld containers.

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

Can we get 3 more posts to make it to a new page? Working on update now but I don't want to imageflood.

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sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd
I'll do my part!

Enjoying this so far, as someone who played The Bureau, very interested to see how you continue to weave it in.

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