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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Post jokes about Squall in this thread. For example, you could post "..." or "whatever" in response to this OP.

Do not post jokes about Cloud.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Hey hazit gone bros my name is PEeeerwDiePah.

Tokyo Incident
Nov 1, 2011

relax

FactsAreUseless posted:

Post jokes about Squall in this thread. For example, you could post "..." or "whatever" in response to this OP.

Do not post jokes about Cloud.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
hey, i'm prepared for this

i make jokes squall the time! ha ha ha.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Quistis Trepe: They told me that I failed as an instructor. Basically, that I lacked leadership qualities. I was a SeeD by the age of 15, got my instructor licence at 17... It's only been a year since I got it... I wonder where I went wrong... I did my best... Are you listening?

Squall: Are you done yet...? I don't want to talk about it. What am I supposed to say about other people's problems?

Quistis Trepe: I'm not asking you to say anything. I just want you to listen.

Squall: Then go talk to a wall.

Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>

Wormskull posted:

Hey hazit gone bros my name is PEeeerwDiePah.

I watched Pewds play Evil Within and it looked epic as gently caress and I'm pumped.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

[On the Ragnorak, comforting Rinoa]
Squall: [in his thoughts] I don't know what to do... This is just another crossroad in my life. But, for the first time, I don't know which way to go. I've come this far because I've... fallen for you... Rinoa... Now... am I just supposed to let you go...?

Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


BECAUSE IT'S MMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVAAAAAAAAHHHH

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Squall: [after a Laguna dream sequence] I dreamt I was a moron.

Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>
When you face Squell towards the camera it looks like hes making the Zoolander face.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Ragg posted:

When you face Squell towards the camera it looks like hes making the Zoolander face.

lmfao

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Squall: [after a Laguna dream sequence] I dreamt I was a moron.

[after a Lasagna dream sequence] Yum what is the retipe

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Squall: As long as you don't get your hopes up, you can take anything... You feel less pain.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'M NOT HAVING ANYONE TALK ABOUT ME IN THE PAST TENSE!

*runs out of thread*

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

Mega64 posted:

I'M NOT HAVING ANYONE TALK ABOUT ME IN THE PAST TENSE!

*runs out of thread*

gently caress i wanted to post this

Bobby The Rookie
Jun 2, 2005

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Quistis Trepe: They told me that I failed as an instructor. Basically, that I lacked leadership qualities. I was a SeeD by the age of 15, got my instructor licence at 17... It's only been a year since I got it... I wonder where I went wrong... I did my best... Are you listening?

Squall: Are you done yet...? I don't want to talk about it. What am I supposed to say about other people's problems?

Quistis Trepe: I'm not asking you to say anything. I just want you to listen.

Squall: Then go talk to a wall.
But instructor... I am a wall!

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
I would but I never played ff8

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

[Squall thinks some more in Balamb Garden]
Squall: Rinoa... You feel so cold. Are you going to be like this forever?... Isn't there anything I can do? You were so full of life. Now you don't even make a sound... I want to hear your voice. This is like talking to a wall. Rinoa... Call my name.

:wth:

Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>

Knuc U Kinte posted:

[Squall thinks some more in Balamb Garden]
Squall: Rinoa... You feel so cold. Are you going to be like this forever?... Isn't there anything I can do? You were so full of life. Now you don't even make a sound... I want to hear your voice. This is like talking to a wall. Rinoa... Call my name.

:wth:

Holy mother loving poo poo.

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
im dead

..whatever

I won't stand for it!!

Bobby The Rookie
Jun 2, 2005

Squall: ...

Rinoa: Oh my God, someone has cast Silence on Squall! Quick, cast Esuna on him!

*Does it*

Squall: ...

Rinoa: Oh no, it didn't work!

Squall: What are you talking about, Rinoa, I'm always quiet!

Rinoa: :mad:

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Mazed posted:

BECAUSE IT'S MMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVAAAAAAAAHHHH

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

I can't think of anything.

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

california roll
Feb 23, 2009
squall owns

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
this guy are sick

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
not interested.

dont really care.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Squirts Lionshart

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
...?
....
...?
...?
...!

Dementedghost
Jan 7, 2010

Running 1.86 miles without dying is literally impossible
More like a light breeze!

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

What does squall use to make jokes

a pun-blade

GreaseMonkey
Jun 19, 2001
The gunblade is really just a lame version of the bayonette

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Squall: Get hosed, human being!
*slashs sword and fires the gun that is also a sword*
Squall: Hyaaaaaa!!!!

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
I could care cure to heal my scar, but whatever.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

boy those timber owls sure are a hoot

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

timber owls pinup calendar : hooters girls

Heran Bago
Aug 18, 2006



I'd make a joke but you guys already posted squall of them.

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
whatever

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