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Anatharon posted:Uh, what? It's a setup where male Imperial Guardsman have captured a female Eldar warrior and are about to rape her. Includes tits, the guys looking excited, and the Eldar woman looking horrified. It'd be a great piece if they removed everything rape related to it. Which is the entire thing.
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SRM posted:This one? It's the Great Pumpkin Dreadnought Charlie Brown!
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Lord Hypnostache posted:Can we all agree that said rape diorama never gets posted in this thread? Thanks in advance  Anatharon posted:Uh, what?  adamantium|wang posted:nooooooooooooooooooo  TheInvisiblePooka posted:It's a setup where male Imperial Guardsman have captured a female Eldar warrior and are about to rape her. 
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Sep 1, 2014 20:48
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The colossally irritating thing about it, as evidenced by those pictures, is the wasted bloody talent. I'd give quite a lot to be able to paint with that level of skill, and that cockwad is wasting it on that bullshit.
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Sep 1, 2014 21:25
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If you removed the elf lady it would just be some guardsmen hanging out, one of them about to take a whizz
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Sep 1, 2014 21:27
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That last guy looks a bit like Shepard.
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Sep 1, 2014 22:32
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Phoon posted:If you removed the elf lady it would just be some guardsmen hanging out, one of them about to take a whizz Which would actually be a perfectly reasonable slice of Guard life, even if the whiz thing is still weird to portray in a diorama (less actively squicky though).
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Cataphract posted:No guys, it's totally ok cause the Imperium are actually nazis, see. Now to start painting my Cu Clux Cadians, they like to lynch xenos.  We saw a lot of these shirts at NoVA. If taken out of context these shirts could be confused for something worse than a wargamers convention...
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will blow your mind.
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Waci posted:A... metal band?
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WhiteOutMouse posted:
Reminds me of the first time I saw someone wearing BOY of London 
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Sep 2, 2014 03:30
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I don't get it. I'm glad my non-work wardrobe mainly consists of milquetoast AE button downs from eight years ago.
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Sep 2, 2014 05:47
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"Nipsters" (nazi hipsters) is a real life term. An actual term used in fashion, describing hipsters that are nazis and wear poo poo like that. People who walk around in badly fitted knitted sweaters, ironic trucker hats and swastikas printed on canvas bags, and want to kill all Jews while listening to vinyl records. John Blanche ain't got poo poo against how bizarre our world can be.
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Sep 2, 2014 10:31
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 Rar I'm a hungry hungry Dreadnought! So fierce!  "Oh hey Jeff hows it going?" "HELLO BOB HOW ARE YOU?! WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?! "Haha Jeff, you're such a joker..."
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Sep 2, 2014 12:56
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Moola posted:Rar I'm a hungry hungry Dreadnought! So fierce! - Actual words spoken by photographer as he set up this picture
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 "Hey Brother Frankus, I errr, can't see where we are going???" "YOUNG BROTHER TERRY, OUR PRIMARCH, IN HIS DIVINE WISDOM, DECREED THAT ALL OF OUR WHIRLWINDS MAY ONLY HAVE TWO VIEWPORTS ON THE FRONT OF THE VEHICLE. AND THOSE VIEWPORTS MUST ALWAYS BE POINTED UP TO THE SKY; SO THAT WE MAY BETTER OBSERVE OUR RIGHTEOUS ROCKET SALVOS!" "Well should we maybe pop the hatch so I can see which direction I'm driving?" "gently caress THAT BROTHER TERRY, ARE WE THE FIGHTING TIGERS OF VEDA OR ARE WE THE WORRYING COWARDS CHAPTER OF WORRYING NINNYS PERHAPS?" "Well no but..." "YOUR ASTARTEING TO MAKE ME ANGRY FRANK, NOW HIT THE loving GAS ALREADY" **Final recorded transmission of the Fighting Tigers Whirlwind SABRE TooTH**
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Moola posted:"YOUR ASTARTEING TO MAKE ME ANGRY FRANK, NOW HIT THE loving GAS ALREADY" Dammit Moola this poo poo killed me.
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Sep 2, 2014 13:24
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Aren't all those tiger-striped marines supposed to be women?
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Credit where its due that white tiger thing is actually fairly effective camouflage, I have no idea what the silhouette of that thing is, it's just a formless blob.
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CyberLord XP posted:Dammit Moola this poo poo killed me. 
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Colonial Air Force posted:Aren't all those tiger-striped marines supposed to be women? Yeah, nothing wrong with that though. Women != XY
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Sep 2, 2014 16:22
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I've got no problem whatsoever with female marines. I do have a problem with the quality of the painting and modeling!
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Moola posted:
Sad part is I've seen that army in person. It's just as poo poo as you'd expect from the pictures.
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Chill la Chill posted:Yeah, nothing wrong with that though. Women != XY Esser-Z posted:I've got no problem whatsoever with female marines. I do have a problem with the quality of the painting and modeling! I just meant in terms of the story of "Brothers" Frankus and Terry.
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Colonial Air Force posted:I just meant in terms of the story of "Brothers" Frankus and Terry. Seriously Moola, get your poorly painted marine fanfic genders right.
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Esser-Z posted:I've got no problem whatsoever with female marines. I do have a problem with the quality of the painting and modeling! I like that one goon who's so uncomfortable with nudity that he files off every single nipple from his chaos daemons. Drill your bolters. File your nipples.
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Shallow posted:
It has some funny pictures but could you try not writing anything at all as comment?
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I once played against this army at a tournament... he based them with rice... which absorbed the PVA glue and went rancid... his army loving stank
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Sep 2, 2014 20:42
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Please tell me that's not a fleshlight to the left of Hulk's fist.
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Cataphract posted:I once played against this army at a tournament... he based them with rice... which absorbed the PVA glue and went rancid... his army loving stank Nothing about this image makes sense to me
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Phoon posted:Nothing about this image makes sense to me I think Hippos would lean more Khornate, since they're territorial super-murderers
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Moola posted:
I think those are made out of Voltron toys.
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I remember stumbling across the Fighting Tigers of Veda when I was new to this hobby and even then I thought it was weird at best and hideous at worst. That being said, it fills me with a certain familiar warmth to still see those models popping up, painted no better than they were like a decade ago.
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Cataphract posted:I once played against this army at a tournament... he based them with rice... which absorbed the PVA glue and went rancid... his army loving stank What is this even supposed to be? Why is there an Incredible Hulk doll? Why is rice haphazardly sprinkled everywhere? Wh 
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Yeah something about that army evokes a real discomfort and visceral disgust so if he was going for like a Nurgle thing I guess he nailed it but probably not quite how he intended.
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May be the rice is supposed to be maggots?
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PantsOptional posted:Please tell me that's not a fleshlight to the left of Hulk's fist. Nah, I think he ran out of money for plastic hippos and decided he could just sculpt his own out of play-dough.
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It was a chaos daemon/csm army... the hulk was a daemon prince, the hippos were beasts of nurgle. each hippo was cut in half and the front and back were each made into a seperate model. The rice was indeed meant to be maggotty... it was just hosed it stank so bad
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Is it cheating to use miniatures that you've painted? Probably! Do not use only a 1 brush to paint your miniature.  Maybe buy more than five colors of paint?  This one's okay, but the look on his face is like something out of a nightmare. "And after the Inquisitor gets through with you, I GET YOU ALL NIGHT TO MYSELF!"  This was before the invention of color, so this whole miniature was painted in black and white and only became color later.  DRYBRUSHING IS NOT BLENDING  "You shuldna done that ter the C'tan, he just a boy."  I literally did not know that matte varnish was a thing until around 2008, at which point miniatures like this suddenly started looking good and not so much like they just walked through a giant snail trail.  Happy ending: I got better. 
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Darren MacLennan posted:Happy ending: I got better.
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