Miniatures Unspiration: Skeletor with tits

BULBASAUR · # ? Sep 21, 2014 23:27

Kaysette posted:

A bigger, blacker Basilisk.

Blackilisk

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rkajdi · # ? Sep 22, 2014 02:31

Wurzag posted:

Wait, literally stick their plastic men in the oven?

I think it's a joke about the Cron Air list being full of croissants.

StErN · StErN Jul 19, 2004

From the warmachine thread, so I can't take credit for finding it. Painting isn't bad, but why sculpt this:

:nws:

http://warhammer.org.uk/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=75492 :nws:

Verisimilidude · # ? Sep 22, 2014 14:51

StErN posted:

From the warmachine thread, so I can't take credit for finding it. Painting isn't bad, but why sculpt this:

http://warhammer.org.uk/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=75492

Did...did he sculpt a vagina onto that model?

AND WHY IS NO ONE IN THAT THREAD COMMENTING ON IT!?

Drake_263 · # ? Sep 22, 2014 14:55

rkajdi posted:

I think it's a joke about the Cron Air list being full of croissants.

We call any list with more than three scythes on it a Necron Breakfast Buffet.

Phoon · Phoon Apr 23, 2010

Verisimilidude posted:

Did...did he sculpt a vagina onto that model?

AND WHY IS NO ONE IN THAT THREAD COMMENTING ON IT!?

Amazing, nobody comments at all.

Chill la Chill · # ? Sep 22, 2014 16:07

StErN posted:

From the warmachine thread, so I can't take credit for finding it. Painting isn't bad, but why sculpt this:

http://warhammer.org.uk/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=75492

"Most wargamers wouldn't know/realize so it's fine!" I wonder if he knows it applies to him first and foremost. I wouldn't know and nobody is commenting on it because they wouldn't know either.

Pierzak · Pierzak Oct 30, 2010

Verisimilidude posted:

Did...did he sculpt a vagina onto that model?

AND WHY IS NO ONE IN THAT THREAD COMMENTING ON IT!?

I hope it's because they're embarassed, an equivalent of quietly shuffling away so as not to be seen with him.

(Yes, I realize I'm probably wrong

)

Moola · Moola Aug 16, 2006

StErN posted:

From the warmachine thread, so I can't take credit for finding it. Painting isn't bad, but why sculpt this:

http://warhammer.org.uk/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=75492

thats a really gross hosed up pussy

BULBASAUR · # ? Sep 22, 2014 19:50

To be fair I didn't see it until you nerds pointed it out

Harthacnut · # ? Sep 22, 2014 19:54

I didn't either and was wondering what was so terrible until I saw his "Teeth. Tits. Claws. Clunge." statement, but yeah once you see it...

Babe Magnet · # ? Sep 22, 2014 21:04

I scrolled through it kind of quickly and was like "oh it's just goons getting mad at boob armor, whatever" and continued on

and then I scrolled back up

A 50S RAYGUN · # ? Sep 22, 2014 21:14

BULBASAUR posted:

To be fair I didn't see it until you nerds pointed it out

I mean that's kind of unfair because the modeler of the weird vagina also said 'I modeled a vagina that came out weird' so it's not just goons being ridiculous

BULBASAUR · # ? Sep 22, 2014 21:15

Hahaha, my eyes glazed over as soon as I saw some strange 40k forum that was not SA related. I have been trained well.

Von Humboldt · # ? Sep 22, 2014 21:27

BULBASAUR posted:

To be fair I didn't see it until you nerds pointed it out

I was worried because I was expecting it to be on one of those beasts.

I was a little relieved, sad as it is, to find out he did it on a human model, and was not carefully modeling things onto his monsters.

Bieeanshee · # ? Sep 22, 2014 22:02

I kept looking for a cloaca on the angry vomit monsters.

Froghammer · # ? Sep 22, 2014 22:25

Randalor posted:

I kinda want to know the story behind how this came to be. I mean, if it's a case of the guy having a young daughter that wanted to learn to play the game but wanted to play with the ponies, that's actually kind of sweet.

If it's a bronie inflicting his "love" of MLP on people, he should die in a fire.

Apparently the dude is also *frighteningly* good at Warhammer. Like, he'll take the pony army to tournaments and routinely smash faces with it.

Babe Magnet · # ? Sep 22, 2014 23:26

Bieeardo posted:

I kept looking for a cloaca on the angry vomit monsters.

Yeah I thought there'd be a dick on at least one of them.

Chill la Chill · # ? Sep 23, 2014 00:28

Ahahaha saw this on my Facebook dakka feed. Feed usually shows off nicely painted models but this time it was about idiot nerds who don't realize how creepy they are being

Best part is now you know the names of people not to play with, cuz they're ranting on Facebook too lol

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/615748.page

El Estrago Bonito · # ? Sep 23, 2014 00:44

I've painted nude miniatures before, but that's taking it to a whole extra creepy level.

Panzeh · # ? Sep 23, 2014 01:10

El Estrago Bonito posted:

I've painted nude miniatures before, but that's taking it to a whole extra creepy level.

As I said in the warmahordes thread, that is a heroic scale pussy.

Chill la Chill · # ? Sep 23, 2014 01:13

The only heroic scale pussy is the tiger that He-man rides IMO.

neonchameleon · # ? Sep 23, 2014 03:09

Chill la Chill posted:

The only heroic scale pussy is the tiger that He-man rides IMO.

On behalf of Warmahordes I protest.

Of course someone has done the obvious.

(Although this is possibly the wrong thread for that).

neonchameleon fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Sep 23, 2014

El Estrago Bonito · # ? Sep 23, 2014 03:58

Panzeh posted:

As I said in the warmahordes thread, that is a heroic scale pussy.

54mm gash in a 32mm world

Hogge Wild · # ? Sep 23, 2014 05:06

SRM posted:

Just started reading this thread and I'm laughing like a retard at this.

SRM · # ? Sep 28, 2014 04:55

This was on eBay as a "Riptide"

Nude Bog Lurker · # ? Sep 28, 2014 06:48

SRM posted:

This was on eBay as a "Riptide"

It looks so ashamed.

Dump_Stat · # ? Sep 28, 2014 17:36

SRM posted:

This was on eBay as a "Riptide"

Is that made out of modelling chocolate?

petrol blue · # ? Sep 28, 2014 18:29

Soulfucker posted:

"Warhammer 40k Tyranid Tervigon conversion"

"Just... Kill me... Please...."

e: balls, didn't see the extra page of horror, my bad.

petrol blue fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Sep 28, 2014

BULBASAUR · # ? Sep 28, 2014 23:17

that ebay seller must be the biggest troll

SRM · # ? Sep 28, 2014 23:46

More good eBay finds:
A "well painted dreadnought"

A Tyranid Prime with two heads:

AHHHH

A Wave Serpent, featuring wood and a plastic spoon:

cyberia · # ? Sep 28, 2014 23:57

SRM posted:

This was on eBay as a "Riptide"

tide

Numlock · # ? Sep 29, 2014 03:03

BULBASAUR posted:

that ebay seller must be the biggest troll

I wonder if he's betting that some well meaning but hopelessly cluesless about 40k (And "The hobby" in general) parent goes on ebay looking for a cheap gift for their autistic son see one of those things and thinks, "Oh yeah jimmy was saying something about wanting a riptide..."

Von Humboldt · # ? Sep 29, 2014 05:11

SRM posted:

A Wave Serpent, featuring wood and a plastic spoon:

This one is pretty cool, if only because it is made with from an old White Drawf article that provided instructions on turning Falcons into Wave Serpents. It's modeling history, man.

(The spoon canopy is still dopey as hell.)

jadebullet · # ? Sep 29, 2014 23:12

I still like the land speeder made from deodorant from back in the day when they encouraged you to make your own vehicles. (Rather than the 50% stuff of today)

Dump_Stat · # ? Sep 30, 2014 04:02

jadebullet posted:

I still like the land speeder made from deodorant from back in the day when they encouraged you to make your own vehicles. (Rather than the 50% stuff of today)

I remember White Dwarf from back when they encouraged you to have fun with the game, and it wasn't just the equivalent of paying $4.00 for junk mail ads.

I loved the Vehicle Design rules "Why yes, my 800 point Land Raider does have 14 twin-linked lascannons, why do you ask?"

Improbable Lobster · # ? Sep 30, 2014 07:55

jadebullet posted:

I still like the land speeder made from deodorant from back in the day when they encouraged you to make your own vehicles. (Rather than the 50% stuff of today)

Having more deodorant near 'hams would be a good thing IMO

Fearless · # ? Sep 30, 2014 21:15

Improbable Lobster posted:

Having more deodorant near 'hams would be a good thing IMO

Yeah but under their arms most of all, not on the table.

CovfefeCatCafe · # ? Oct 1, 2014 00:19

Fearless posted:

Yeah but under their arms most of all, not on the table.

One step at a time, man. You've got to break them of their fear of it first, then work up to actual use and application. Show them that, no, you will not die a horrible melty death in the presence of deodorant.

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Gareth Gobulcoque · # ? Oct 1, 2014 01:25

YF19pilot posted:

One step at a time, man. You've got to break them of their fear of it first, then work up to actual use and application. Show them that, no, you will not die a horrible melty death in the presence of deodorant.

I actually will, as they only deodorants that don't cause rashes and intense burning for me are functionally useless. The crystals they do nothing. It's me, I'm the proto ham.

#deodorantallergyawareness

Gareth Gobulcoque fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Oct 1, 2014