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Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

grassy gnoll posted:

I'm gonna be real, I think the OG chimera is both less horny and technically more proficient, even considering it is a bondage furry with her boobs hanging out.

Which is not to say it's not horny, since it's an Infinity model. Just less.

Whoever's doing the new studio paint jobs is not helping matters, either.

You know I always thought she was wearing something. Probably explains why I never got the odd hate that seemed to coaelsce around that set.

The new one is an objectively worse design all around. Generic human with cat ears and unexplained bare midriff and a bunch of anthropomorphic cartoon animals. Looks like the cast of a kid's cartoon.

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Z the IVth posted:

Looks like the cast of a kid's cartoon.

Yes, it's Catra, King Shark, and some dragon ball guy.

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Cat Face Joe posted:

Yes, it's Catra, King Shark, and some dragon ball guy.

I'm gonna out myself as an anime nerd here - it's Beerus, the God of Destruction.

Kiavahr
Oct 17, 2013

Outrageous Lumpwad

Z the IVth posted:

Looks like the cast of a kid's cartoon.

Pretty sure they're the knights of wundagore from 90's acid trip spiderman unlimited

Genghis Cohen
Jun 29, 2013

This is no better and I would like the court to note that I have proxies for that unit in Infinity.

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.
Alls I'm saying is, one of those is someone's Patreon money factory, and the other is an official product released by a professional game and minis company.

Now that I'm on a computer and can use Imgur properly, here, I'll shame myself.



I own this model. I knowingly bought it, with money I made from my own labor. Not even a gift certificate or stealing from blind beggars or anything.

Now, what you do is cut her head off and give her a prop, and all of a sudden she's a much better model.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_UshHdvnVA

90's 40k paint scheme works really well on modern minis.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

grassy gnoll posted:

Alls I'm saying is, one of those is someone's Patreon money factory, and the other is an official product released by a professional game and minis company.

Now that I'm on a computer and can use Imgur properly, here, I'll shame myself.



I own this model. I knowingly bought it, with money I made from my own labor. Not even a gift certificate or stealing from blind beggars or anything.

Now, what you do is cut her head off and give her a prop, and all of a sudden she's a much better model.



Great Value Brand Y'shtola

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Blue Footed Booby posted:

The cringey part is they made the guys cool manimals, but the one lady is just a human with funny ears. They gave her different armor to expose midriff, but the minotaur is shirtless so at least it's equal opportunity.

The sphinx cat could be a woman, I can’t tell.

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


The old Uberfall and Morlocks felt much more inspired than the current ones. It's a step backward. Though the sculpts are probably less horny, it's been a while since I've seen any on the table.

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.

Flipswitch posted:

Though the sculpts are probably less horny, it's been a while since I've seen any on the table.





Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


That mini is a banger and they've never come close to it since

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.
I can't believe it's had a gold tooth this whole drat time and I never noticed.

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
You call that a bulge

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
They really did paint nipples on that mini, huh?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://youtu.be/JRBBcoANRIE

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


welcome 2 Clown Town posted:

They really did paint nipples on that mini, huh?
There's sadly more than a few models in the range with wet t shirts and nipples pointed.

grassy gnoll posted:

I can't believe it's had a gold tooth this whole drat time and I never noticed.
He's just like half of my uncles

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Spanish Manlove posted:

Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Skios
Oct 1, 2021
https://twitter.com/JoCat105/status/1779793997059248460

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

40k version of that Lancer meme "NO two targets are not hit by a rocket"

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Flipswitch posted:

There's sadly more than a few models in the range with wet t shirts and nipples pointed.

Do you think they ask Giraldez to do it or does he just come up with it on his own.

abravemoose
Jul 2, 2021

Original idea do not steal :catbert:


Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Z the IVth posted:

Do you think they ask Giraldez to do it or does he just come up with it on his own.
Probably the former. I think Angel just paints what's put in front of him and the sculptors are notorious weirdos.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I wonder how bizzare some of the Horny miniatures would look in human sizes. Lots of minis are done in creative proportions of course to get a certain look, and it can be hard to scale down certain parts in a way that still makes them easily visible/paintable. But the horny minis are obviously trying to emphasize very specific anatomy and I bet the closer you get it to human sized the more ridiculous it gets, even compared to say a horny drawing of an anime lady.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Flipswitch posted:

Probably the former. I think Angel just paints what's put in front of him and the sculptors are notorious weirdos.

The original Chimera has sculpted nips? :2monocle:

I thought it was just a bit of horny freehand.

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.

Z the IVth posted:

The original Chimera has sculpted nips? :2monocle:

I thought it was just a bit of horny freehand.

That was the day I learned it's actually kinda hard to file down to a smooth finish on pewter.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Panfilo posted:

I wonder how bizzare some of the Horny miniatures would look in human sizes. Lots of minis are done in creative proportions of course to get a certain look, and it can be hard to scale down certain parts in a way that still makes them easily visible/paintable. But the horny minis are obviously trying to emphasize very specific anatomy and I bet the closer you get it to human sized the more ridiculous it gets, even compared to say a horny drawing of an anime lady.

I imagine it would be some uncanny valley type poo poo, yeah

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Z the IVth posted:

The original Chimera has sculpted nips? :2monocle:

I thought it was just a bit of horny freehand.

Hornhand, if you will.

(Rather they didn't, though)

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
The 'nipples' are venting and this is all an unfortunate misunderstanding

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

bandaid.friend posted:

The 'nipples' are venting and this is all an unfortunate misunderstanding



my apologies

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

bandaid.friend posted:

The 'nipples' are venting and this is all an unfortunate misunderstanding

https://i.imgur.com/FzduRkr.mp4

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



bandaid.friend posted:

The 'nipples' are venting and this is all an unfortunate misunderstanding

https://youtu.be/gbnKRhmDVJk?si=D6pfT_-VVRq2VG9p

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



Panfilo posted:

I wonder how bizzare some of the Horny miniatures would look in human sizes.

They'd look like the unfortunate real life people who got hooked on cosmetic surgery, IMO.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Z the IVth posted:

The original Chimera has sculpted nips? :2monocle:

I thought it was just a bit of horny freehand.

If you like larger scale stuff it's bizarre just how many otherwise normal female minis have their nips poking out through their shirts.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

The Moon Monster posted:

If you like larger scale stuff it's bizarre just how many otherwise normal female minis have their nips poking out through their shirts.

Someone's already posted a while back about that large scale figure with photorealistic painted skin

on her taint

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
7ft tall photorealistic skin Jeff Bezos rowboat is abhorrent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGhcSupkNs8

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