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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Colonial Air Force posted:

Can I just by the little cow?

no

you have to buy the anime titties by order of god-emperor trump

it is the law

edit: also hahaha that left leg

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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We couldn't have beaten Hitler's tentacle demons without those giant samurai robots piloted by scantily clad schoolgirls.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Terrible Opinions posted:

You know the worst part is that I can think of three to four animes already that follow roughly that plot outline.

satire is dead parody is real all hail the new flesh

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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MasterSlowPoke posted:

Those aren't hyper exaggerated?!

They're mostly covered up and you can see the lady behind them and she isn't being violated by numerous tentacles and she isn't pregnant.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

Why does the cow have penis-arms?

anime

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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JcDent posted:

Lol mantic.

In other news, GIRLYMAN LIVES!



Horrible, just horrible

That's a pretty Slaaneshi Ultramarine.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Gorilla Salad posted:

I know we're all focusing on that huge gaping butthole, but can we take a moment to ask, just how many testicles does this thing have?

not enough

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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JcDent posted:

Now I need a Space Marine to punch a Richard Spenser dudeman.

Considering the ImperIum is basically Catholic Space Nazis, I think they would welcome Spencer's poo poo-stained rhetoric.

Have an ork punch him instead.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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JcDent posted:

I dunno, Imperium doesn't go for the regular ol' racism, as men and women of all colors can die for the Emperor.

Name one black character who isn't a Salamander.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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In the future everyone turns orange with forward-thrust golden hair. And the most powerful of them will transport himself into the past to lead humanity to its tangerine destiny.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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muggins posted:






It's so different from any other stuff out there

I have never seen anyone look so perfectly, wonderfully content in my entire life.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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He looks so happy. I am digging Happyhammer 40k.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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WHEN U GOTTA KILL FUKKEN XENO SCUM BUT BRENT WANTS TO MAKE A BEER RUN...

da motherfucking share warp

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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I'm the immaculately groomed salt-and-pepper beard.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Wesley Snipes from Demolition Man is about to knife a bitch.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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A Lady Gaga dreadnaught?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Fathis Munk posted:

Yay wh40k/WW2 crossover fan fiction. Love it.

Space Nazis versus Earth Nazis.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Ilor posted:

Why would he need to defeat them? They'd see that he's da biggest and da greenest, and naturally he would lead the next great Waaaaaagh. It is known.

But where are his tusks? His gubbins and bitz? What's that black stuff on his head? Also, purple pants? Red's fine, it's fast. Blue's fine, it's lucky. But putting them both together straight doesn't work!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Slimnoid posted:

One time, years ago, I had a guy ask if I could paint the resting sniper one.

The look on my face got him to drop the idea real quick.

a look of UNRESTRAINED ANIMAL LUST

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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That dreadnaught is about to HAUL SERIOUS rear end.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

no, you dont seem to understand

i will help you





































Oh sweet, they Kickstarted the Prequel miniatures game! I wonder how they'll make the rape jokes and MLP references work in the rules?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Homestuck for furries who like Elder Scrolls.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Kazerad posted:

It was one artist, a gift card, and a job that took him ten minutes! I only brought it up because I was saying that artists should outsource and collaborate, even if they have basically no money like I did at the time. The story keeps inflating every time it changes hands.

... sorry, I'll go back to quiet lurking.

Hey, I feel you. Whenever I draw creepy sad furry rape cartoon fanfiction of popular fantasy franchises I often find myself trying to reach out to other artists despite my lack of money. Have you considered giving Katia a penis, or have you already done that? It's been a while since I read through your archives.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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AndyElusive posted:

Now I want to see an entire Chapter, nay LEGION of either Loyalist or Traitor Clown Marines.

Most Juggalos are too poor to afford the stuff and couldn't read the rules to play.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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I recognize and admire their achievements but they are still an inferior people to us and will be the next to be purged-

gently caress, sorry, I was quoting Trump's next speech.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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LOOK IF YOU TEAR DOWN STATUES OF THE SO-CALLED TRAITOR PRIMARCHS HOW WILL WE REMEMBER THEM? BROTHERS, WE MUST NOT SACRIFICE OUR GLORIOUS HISTORY TO THE FALSE IDOL OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.


GENESTEALERS WILL NOT REPLACE US!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Freeza, Cooler, Chill, and Cold are Eldar.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Nothing free about that cross, son.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Moola posted:

thread relevant



The new Nier: Automata character DLC: BBC12

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Spring-heeled Jill?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Dude on the right looks an out of focus Abobo

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Nov 26, 2007

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"HOW ARE YOU, FELLOW ULTRAMARINE?!"
"Certainly NOT hungering for the flesh of innocents. Yourself?"
"EAGER AND READY TO COLLECT SKULLS FOR OUR VERY REAL AND VERY MUCH ALIVE CORPSE-EMPEROR! BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!"

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Skellybones posted:

That's a weird-looking hookah.

I think she prefers da toim "prahstatoot," buddy.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Synthbuttrange posted:

I pretty much threw out all my metal stuff ages ago because it was 100% lead.

Suddenly Warhams makes so much more sense to me

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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SRM posted:

A local guy has a Tau display board he's working on, and this is part of it:


Buddha Gundam was the best Gundam in G Gundam. Gundam.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Irate Tree posted:

Bumblebee is having a really rough day.

I wanna see it Transform like Orktimus Prime.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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PantsOptional posted:

Krumpin’ iz da right of all dems wot can fink.

One shall stand, an da udda'z gonna get zogged!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Pierzak posted:

I don't get the MLP reference.

Nor do I see Sonic anywhere.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Nah Invader Zim had exactly the sort of fans it deserved

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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oh Susannah, don't you cry for me
I'm comin' from Warhamma with
a Hitler on my knee

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