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jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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I still like the land speeder made from deodorant from back in the day when they encouraged you to make your own vehicles. (Rather than the 50% stuff of today)

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jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Wow that wetnurse model is horrible. How could you sculpt something like that along with the victims and then think "yeah, this is exactly what I want."

Also, I am not sure if it was just the small screen on my phone but when I first saw it I thought that it was a giant lumpy cock covered in tits.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Eh, animals having anatomical correct junk, male junk at least that is, isn't really that creepy or weird. At least, unless they had full on erections or something. I know that Breyer Horses have all of their correct parts since my fiance collected them. Also, the Forgeworld Greater Knarloc is technically anatomically correct in that you have to paint its cloaca which they modeled for reasons.

...and now I probably sound like a weirdo who likes animal junk.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Saw this while looking for pics of dreads.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Are her arms wrapped around the poles?

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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homerlaw posted:

It'd be really cool and grisly if it wasn't so explicitly sexualized, ratmen carrying a snack with them into battle is cool. Corpse titties and detailed rat scrote are much less so. But if I had to choose the scrotes are much less distressing than the whole murder-porn vibe they got going on.

No, I agree, from a horror perspective, it is a cool concept, just horrifyingly executed for all the wrong reasons. And that isn't how bones work. I mean, with a bit of greenstuff and some cutting, the model can be made to look really hosed up(in a good, horror movie way) and awesome, as opposed to a you need help, you sick, sick gently caress way.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Ugh, that land raider is horrible. I know it is just an illusion and that they drybrushed a lighter blue on top of the darker blue to break it up, but you shouldn't do that that dramatically when you paint the other half white. All it looks like is that they need another coat of blue over the white primer.

Also, I love this guy in the comments section.

quote:

If you are really going to bring up the 12 year old thing, do you even know what you're talking about? He wanted to give his kids a chance to paint some figures and be on the payroll. Shame on dad, right?

Yes, because when you think of sending your miniatures off to be painted by a professional service, you will be happy when you get back something painted by the 12 year old kids of the owner.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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I have to say that I am surprised that I have yet to see some closeted Nazi try and adapt the 21st SS Panzer Division logo for his 40k Nazi division.

"Oh that? That is just an innocent Aquila."

Edit:

The Crotch posted:

That's a bit of a myth. While Poland trained with lances up to the start of the war and still fielded cavalry, they never tried to charge tanks with them. It makes for a neat mental image and a good Corb Lund song, but that's about it.

Actually, it wasn't a myth, it actually happened once, and only once during the campaign, though it wasn't as much of a "there are some tanks over there, charge them" tactical decision as much as it was more of an accident combined with very poor intelligence/propaganda on the part of the Polish. (They attacked what was thought to be a light infantry brigade and ran into an armored column) Some Polish cavalry did survive somehow. Now I need to read that book about tank warfare in the early war again.

jadebullet fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Nov 19, 2014

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Blue Table Painting looks like they are trying to step up their game, but there is still a bunch of black undercoat showing.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Part of me wants to hate the MLP marine army, but it is so well painted...

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Aristocrat posted:

Maybe I'm crazy but I think the green guy is cool in that unsettling misshapen chaos way.

He looks like he just hosed up at the gym and poo poo out his internal organs.

Edit: That googly eyed Landraider definitely does not belong in this thread.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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I have no words. Apparently it is in a GW store as a display.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Warhammer 40k, the Space Opera.


http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warhammer-40k-Chaos-Space-Marine-Demon-Prince-/151983646856?hash=item2362ee6888:g:SrwAAOSwFMZWrP0V

jadebullet fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Feb 20, 2016

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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At least he his honest about the paint job not being "pro painted"



http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warhammer-4...%3D141911997231

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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I read both of the CS Goto Deathwatch books years ago. They are pretty bad. That eldar is supposed to be a Shining Spear, I guess, and she is one of the main characters. There is implication that she ends up falling for the main Deathwatch Marine.

And the best part. Dark Eldar sacrificing Craftworld Eldar to their god, Slaanesh. (Knowing nothing of DE due to it being an abandoned army at the time, I thought that DE were chaos worshipping Eldar for the longest time due to this.)

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Rip off the rail gun and add an earthshaker cannon, give it more of a face, remove the flappy wing bits on the shoulders and replace them with Void missiles then add grots crawling all over it and it will be perfect.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Found these for sale as part of a nurgle army.



jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Where is that head on the knight from? That is really loving awesome and I would love to make something similar for my army. (Though infinitely more creepy)

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Great, now someone needs to contact the original scrunt guy and get him to put a scrunt head on a knight.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Eh, with that one I don't see that much contrast. They both look like Greek mythological figures as opposed to a pinup. They sure did a horrible job painting it though, and the garter is a bit out of place.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Fair enough. It could be a lot worse though.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Well, I retract my statement upon seeing the official painted one from that perspective. The perspective of the bare plastic one makes it look like she came across some tiny humans and is looking down at them. I just thought that was what they were going for, but yeah, that painted one shows me how wrong I was.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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From the same guy who is trying to sell of the Slime Time Live dreadnoughts.



jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Ketchup and mustard go on hotdogs, not space marines.

Please let us know how the stripping goes. Man that paint is thick. I personally love seeing before and after stuff like this.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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I can't not see the unpainted mini as a semi wearing a beanie and poofy sleeves.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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moths posted:



This isn't really a bad conversion. I mean, unless you've got a problem with chopping up a $60 unreleased prototype figure.

I'm just glad that they didn't decide to model clunge into that thigh gap.

Also, is it bad that I want the figure that that head came from? It's the DE codex head, right?

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Holy poo poo...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warhammer-40k-painted-Eldar-Guardian-Jetbike-/371580814152?hash=item5683f14348:g:izsAAOSwxp9W8CiZ


Same guy, thankfully not KKK, but what did he paint it with, sand?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Warhammer-4...%3D371580814152

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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I guess Calgar just woke up.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Scrunt-bot

Linked because Imgur app is being dumb
http://imgur.com/JJygPP5

jadebullet fucked around with this message at 20:03 on May 11, 2016

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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SRM posted:

I forget that I follow Dakka on Facebook but I get these autogenerated posts that make it worth it:


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSIlmeHlzw



Maybe later today I will grab some pictures of my old Tau kill team that I converted up. (This was back in 4th edition where the rules said something like "you can take any wargear from your codex" so I figured since Crisis Suits were technically infantry, my Firewarrior kill tram could have mini guns and missile launchers and poo poo, and I pretty much made a Tau GI Joe squad.)

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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I still like Chapter house, where they have guns or something that you can buy for your Space Marines, but the picture of them is a low resolution, artifact riddled potatograph, rather than an actual picture.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Hey, I finally got around to photographing my first attempt at a kill team conversion back in the day. The 4th edition rules stated that killteam members could take any weapons from the infantry wargear of the codex and I figured that battlesuits counted as infantry for the Tau so I just went from there. I even decided to name them the "Ethereal Guard."



Aside from the "demolition's expert" covered in pulse grenades, and the "Tyranid war close combat expert" that has kroot blades glued all over, I kinda like these guys and have kept them around. Maybe one day I will give them a proper paint job. (and find the flamethrower trooper)

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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The camo on the tank is actually really nicely done if you can actually stand to look at it. What the hell, why does it gently caress up my eyes though?

That snow effect blows though.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Who wants to buy a Sentinel

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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I'm not sure if that gun would be good against Gaunts.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Someone has decided to use foam insulation to make his Land Raider dedicated to Nurgle. His issue, whether or not he should prime it first.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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And you thought the released Eldar slaves were cringeworthy
http://www.sodemons.com/rhrare/avslaves/index.htm

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jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


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Still better looking than the Wulfen model.

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