Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3p_VuPIS2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLZMJS3NV9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhz3MoNRMeY

# ¿ Oct 27, 2023 00:22

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 16:54

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

That is absurdly detailed but isn't my particular paraphilia so I am unimpressed :thunkin:

# ¿ Nov 1, 2023 19:36

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Bucnasti posted:

Is it wrong of me to love it when people dedicate so much effort to a joke mini like this but hate it when they devote an equal amount of effort into a titty mini?

why would that be wrong

# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 00:27

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

I didn't expect that link to be Cammy's extremely realistically depicted taint

# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 01:18

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Crackbone posted:

PIN YOUR TAINTS

# ¿ Nov 6, 2023 19:00

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

moths posted:

Presenting At-Lass, the 100 ton mech designed especially for teen girls.

And middle aged men

# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 18:35

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Grey Hunter posted:

I know for a fact it got so hot at the 150 man kings of war tournament that they set the fire alarms off.
Suddenly the "broken" air conditioning was working again.

Why wouldn't you just have the ac on to begin with, lol

# ¿ Nov 14, 2023 01:40

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Spanish Manlove posted:

I love that dude's work on instagram and i'm happy he's getting some notoriety.

Also I'm now 100% sure that bobby fingers is some film prop maker as the methods from that video are beyond insane.

He's in the band Rubberbandits, I wouldn't be surprised if he has some sort of prop/set/etc experience

# ¿ Nov 15, 2023 22:30

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

The fifth God of Chaos, Bhanana

# ¿ Nov 27, 2023 21:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

There were female space marines in rogue trader. Their models were cut, IIRC, when they revamped the model line for 2nd because they could only afford so many molds and the female models didn't sell as much.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 05:51

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

I find the shitheads that complain the most about 40k being "woke" usually have no connection the game besides 4chan memes

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 17:15

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Slyphic posted:

Can we not drive the chuds out of 40k? I like them contained there, makes them easily ignored. I don't want them in the greater indie wargaming hobby.

gently caress off, you know that there are plenty of CHUDs and other shitheads in every game scene, especially if it's World War 2 themed.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 21:13

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Slyphic posted:

There are, but I've met more and worse in 40k than I have playing literal 20th century German National Socialist armies. And every one of those reprobates I've met in historicals has been a 40k player as well (also bolt action).

Also like, hyperbole dude, by all means anger the chuds, but they won't stop playing the game that foundationally celebrates fascism. I legit think 40k is a lost cause.

How about we kick them out entirely instead of weird factionalism over what game they're playing.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 01:23

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Slyphic posted:

The game about violent military enforced racial purity by an orthodox church backed mythologized dictator seems a really stupid place to take a stand against people that like those things, just unironically.

There may have been a point in the past where the satire was sharp and explicit enough, but we're way past that point and I think it's unsalvagable without something far more drastic than that In This House yard sign they made. I'd love to see GW go full Battletech, but until then, I really do think my modest proposal of walling them off and going to play better games is the more viable solution.

Battletech is a hilarious counter example, okay bud

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 04:28

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Scratch Monkey posted:

Who even are these nerds?

Seriously

Ominous Jazz posted:

Oh cool a stonetoss edit I'm sure they're normal

Deffo not a nazi

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 18:31

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Female space marines were a thing in the earliest editions and IIRC only got retconmed because GW could only support a limited number of sculpts at the time. gently caress it, just say they were there the entire time, just offscreen. Why not

# ¿ Jan 24, 2024 02:01

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Dale's Dead-Xeno

# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 20:27

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Is liking women with big honkers really a kink?

if you like them too much it is

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 03:14

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Ominous Jazz posted:

I don't get it is it the little face?

Marauders don't normal have such cute proportions

# ¿ Feb 28, 2024 18:39

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

w00tmonger posted:

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 18:04

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 16:54

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Panfilo posted:

I wonder how bizzare some of the Horny miniatures would look in human sizes. Lots of minis are done in creative proportions of course to get a certain look, and it can be hard to scale down certain parts in a way that still makes them easily visible/paintable. But the horny minis are obviously trying to emphasize very specific anatomy and I bet the closer you get it to human sized the more ridiculous it gets, even compared to say a horny drawing of an anime lady.

I imagine it would be some uncanny valley type poo poo, yeah

# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:53

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