matrix ripoff posted:

also you dense cartooning motherfucker i didn't see rainbow randolph or one hour photo or loving hell any other actually interesting parts he's played ever

"wahhhhhh nintendo make robin williams be a guy in a zelda game because you see he name his daughter after princess zelda and *gags on a million dicks* oh blizzard-chan you must put robin of williams in your grandmaster world because you see he once played the game and admitted to it in public, thus he must *shits up his own nose* will wright! will wright! you will recall that the man formerly living as robin williams played spore and made a few jokes; might it be too much to ask that your next game be called "Will Wright's Robin Williams" *spends next five hours having a wikipedia pissing contest on editing a single paragraph in the Hook SNES game entry" oh god oh god robin williams played videogames, which he would only talk about if you bothered to ask him like some spergy piece of poo poo, which is me, forever"

"the only way i can touch eternity is by giving a poo poo about this dead man who never knew or cared about me"

edit: that loving piece of poo poo made the Hook captain hook look like disney's peter pan's captain hook loving hell stuff me in a cannon and launch me at this loving nimrod's face augh augh arugugh caring too much