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To judge from his hacking puzzle pattern (and stupid hat) he's got his own branding deal and unique character design. Clearly, he's supposed to be some sort of "dark counterpart" to Scowly McTrenchcoat, but why didn't they establish him earlier? This game is fractally stupid. The deeper you look, the dumber it gets.
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why would you have a camera at your hacker desk why would you wear a mask in front of the camera at your hacker desk
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May 16, 2015 15:45
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Great Joe posted:why would you have a camera at your hacker desk Because Anonymous and 4chan.
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May 16, 2015 16:14
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I think they briefly mentioned Defalt before for like 5 seconds. Or something about a hacker noticing that the abandoned ctOS facility had come back online.
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May 16, 2015 16:36
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FlamingLiberal posted:I think they briefly mentioned Defalt before for like 5 seconds. Or something about a hacker noticing that the abandoned ctOS facility had come back online. You are correct. They mentioned him once in the middle of some otherwise pointless dialogue at the end of one of the videos. Other than that this guy has not been mentioned and does nothing but to extend gameplay for no reason.
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May 16, 2015 19:19
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FlamingLiberal posted:I think they briefly mentioned Defalt before for like 5 seconds. Or something about a hacker noticing that the abandoned ctOS facility had come back online.
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May 16, 2015 19:25
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Great Joe posted:why would you have a camera at your hacker desk Hacklogs. How else are you going to complain about today's pop music as you break into government databases?
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May 16, 2015 19:33
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So, Defalt is some sort of Nega-Aiden? A dark mirror of our protagonist, foiling his plans at every turn? The climax of this game should have a hack-off, where you and Dead Mouse camerastealth at each other, blowing up junction boxes and creating cover. Like a camerastealth tower defense game. See, this is why he should have been established at the beginning. If he was working with Damien Douche, Old Guy and Thug Life as their superhacker, we would have some stake in defeating him. Or if he had been operative in the kidnapping of Aiden's But instead, he's dropped right into the beginning of Act IV, right when our intrepid team of cyber-cool dudes needed to not succeed anymore. It's a classic case of Chandler's Law ("When the plot starts to slow down, have a man walk through the door with a gun in his hand.") Again, fractally stupid.
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May 16, 2015 19:36
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They'll find some bullshit way to tie him into the beginning of the game. Iraq was apparently some superhacker too.
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May 16, 2015 19:57
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LoonShia posted:So, Defalt is some sort of Nega-Aiden? A dark mirror of our protagonist, foiling his plans at every turn?
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So, Damien's still a problem, ctOS and Blume are still a problem, Deadmoufive has just become a problem and Bedbug might not be a problem again.
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May 16, 2015 22:58
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Yes I really do need to go over this list to make sure
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May 16, 2015 22:58
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It's really true that they should have focused on the Blume angle instead of wasting time with the stupid sex auction, the whole Iraq subplot, and whatever they are doing with this Defalt character.
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May 17, 2015 00:34
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FlamingLiberal posted:It's really true that they should have focused on the Blume angle instead of wasting time with the stupid sex auction, the whole Iraq subplot, and whatever they are doing with this Defalt character.
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May 17, 2015 01:57
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A lot of it makes sense when you realize this game probably had 9 different writers over time.
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May 17, 2015 02:11
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Oh man, guys you are in for some poo poo. Once I actually get the five hours of editing done, that is. Next episode will be a very special episode, and I am hyped, so you should be too.
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May 20, 2015 04:07
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the fact that you are hyped about something from this game both frightens and intrigues me.
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May 20, 2015 05:50
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Why you put more effort into this than they did with the game still confuses me 
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May 20, 2015 07:05
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Is the twist, some guy in the future is experiencing this game through the Animus?
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May 20, 2015 16:40
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I think I just threw up into my mouth a little bit.
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May 20, 2015 16:51
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Scalding Coffee posted:Is the twist, some guy in the future is experiencing this game through the Animus? Really excited for the Ubisoft meta-franchise plot twist when they run out of time periods to jump forward into on mainline Assassin's Creed releases like 2 games from now, and we get WATCH_DOGS 2: Assassin's Creed
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May 20, 2015 16:55
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TBF, a modern day Assassin's Creed would be pretty rad.
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May 20, 2015 17:31
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LoonShia posted:TBF, a modern day Assassin's Creed would be pretty sad. 
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May 20, 2015 19:06
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LoonShia posted:TBF, a modern day Assassin's Creed would be pretty rad. Wasn't a major part of AC3 in the real world and also people hated it?
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kalonZombie posted:Wasn't a major part of AC3 in the real world and also people hated it? Those parts were like bullshit scripted corridor gauntlets. Assassin's Creed in the modern era/near future would be fine, probably, but I'd be really mad if I don't get to Leap of Faith off the Empire State Building, or something. e: next AC that takes place in America should be during prohibition, Al Capone is an Assassin, but all the other Assassins think he's a dick. Actual modern AC should take place in like Hong Kong or something.
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May 20, 2015 19:20
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"Nyah, nothing's true, see?"
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May 20, 2015 21:50
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Modern day Assassin's Creed would miss the point of Assassin's Creed. What would you even do? Kill Bush? Instigate Benghazi? Crash Malaysian airplanes?
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May 20, 2015 21:54
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...9/11?
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May 20, 2015 22:08
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Tupac Shakur was a templar!
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May 20, 2015 22:13
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You come out of the bloodstained cockpit dressed in your hoodie, the twin towers fast approaching in the front view mirror. You jump out, but the camera stays on the doomed aeroplane, revealing the title: Assassin's Creed - Mission Accomplished.
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May 20, 2015 23:01
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Air is lava! posted:Tupac Shakur was a templar! Templars tried to kill the world's ultimate Assassin, 50 Cent, but luckily alien technology was able to save him from 9 bullet wounds.
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kalonZombie posted:Templars tried to kill the world's ultimate Assassin, 50 Cent, but luckily alien technology was able to save him from 9 bullet wounds. The skull is one of the Pieces of Eden.
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May 20, 2015 23:14
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Red Minjo posted:The skull is one of the Pieces of Eden. Indiana Jones already played the "skull is an alien artifact" angle and look where that got it. ... Might improve the game.
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May 21, 2015 11:53
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Well he can already go into the Fiddy Zone so that's a superpower onto itself.
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There will be an update tomorrow or Heave will have to stream 8 hours worth of lovely games that aren't this one. Just making sure everyone knows this.
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 Episode 15 : The Sex Log Uncut | Cut This week Aiden kills deadmau5, and we're on multiple anxiety medications. Our guest this week is SkippyGranola. He's pretty much the best. The Chroma Squad we were talking about is over here, it's just starting up now, but keep an eye on it. The Heavenator fucked around with this message at 01:21 on May 27, 2015 |
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May 27, 2015 01:13
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I appreciate the fact that there is room for both cut and uncut sex logs in this LP.
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May 27, 2015 01:25
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This game is bad. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeal bad.
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May 27, 2015 02:20
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I can't believe Badboy17 is dead. And I can't believe how the game's end just kinda shows up. It's usually movies that make me go "oh we're at the end now."
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Your sister is rather dumb if she really didn't know you were the Vigilante. Random civilians point you out.
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