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Oh, hi Survivor... Took me awhile to find this thread because there wasn't any pithy tagline to make it stand out from the rest of the chucklefuck TVIV thread titles. I'm sure that will change over time as we get this poo poo on the road. The cast seems pretty diverse and all over the place, so much so that I cannot get a bead as to who will rise to the top. The Twinies need to be eradicated immediately and hopefully the rest of this lot have seen what those two dumbells are capable of and agree that they need to be purged. For the sake of my eardrums and my sanity make it so. Ponies: Jon & Jaclyn (edge to Jon if we need a sole pony vote) Poisons: The Twinnies (may they both fall into a volcano!)
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Spiky Ooze posted:I've only seen a little of the Twinnies playing TAR so I don't really know how they'll act. Aren't they a bit over the top though? Might get their butts kicked on Survivor we're you've got to be a team player and have a close alliance.
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Sep 24, 2014 22:46
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Rocker exposed by Wes
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Sep 25, 2014 01:12
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hollylolly posted:How tall is John Rocker?  : Need a little help? : Yes, thank you.**Grabs the person and rockets them to the moon**
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Sep 26, 2014 07:06
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Maybe the rest of his team is just short. I was almost expecting him to just reach up and untie those bags at the challenge.
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DaisyDanger posted:
I haven't been able to sleep since.
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Sep 27, 2014 03:08
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The end of the premiere teased than an evacuation (and a possible voluntary quit) happens. Based on history of this show a medical evac is more than likely, it seems to happen every season now.
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Sep 29, 2014 08:25
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Chalk Val up for the annual "Too Hard, Too Fast" Award. She recklessly sunk herself by bigging herself up far more than necessary for the situation. Yer in a tribe with a known racist meathead and you couldn't make any attempt at a backroom play to get him out? Instead, you take the full brunt of the assault because you think you have acting chops? Ummmm, o.k. I guess. GJ;GE :/
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Oct 2, 2014 05:45
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Is it time for Rocker Racism 'n Roll?
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Oct 9, 2014 01:01
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Sayin' homesexual thoughts, thinking homosexual things... Did Keith channel Rudy from Survivor 1?
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Oct 9, 2014 01:29
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Josh hasn't stuck to the script yet when it comes to voting.
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Oct 9, 2014 01:51
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Hit the showers, John Rocker!
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Oct 9, 2014 01:55
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I'm sensing a Pagongin' is in our future, I hope not but the wind is strong from that direction. Based on the previews, even with Rocker gone there is still enough stupid people fighting very hard to rise to the top and grab the crown.
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Oct 9, 2014 02:17
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Apparently my hatred for Natalie is so great that I'll defend John Rocker. Mob mentality is strong with this crew.
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Oct 9, 2014 04:43
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Narcissus1916 posted:Rocker was entertaining, and there's a pretty large black hole of charisma with him gone. Not the strongest of starts for a season, at all. The editing crew is holding back on stuff over there; Saving it. There is no way harmonious hippie bliss is occurring.
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Oct 9, 2014 07:22
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WTG Keith... float the idea Jeremy has an idol and then find the idol all along. Loose lips and sunk ships and all of that rot.
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Oct 16, 2014 01:27
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I hope that is a waterski jump!
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Oct 16, 2014 01:32
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paperchaseguy posted:I had a hard time coming up with a list of Survivor players dumber than Drew Don't underestimate the stupidity in this kid, I think he has enough up 'n dumber potential to surprise you! I don't see Jeremy as playing some great game so far. He runs his mouth a lot when he's emotional which tends to be all of the time but he's playing a floaters game at the moment and is just biding time while bigger dummy fish implode around him. That tactic won't work forever.
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Oct 16, 2014 06:37
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I haven't watched RHAPs bootie interview show with Drew but the live one he did directly after the Wednesday broadcast was hilarious as Rob and Steven tried to deconstruct the vote and break down how unbelievably stupid everyone on this season is.
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Oct 18, 2014 01:37
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Pinterest Mom posted:Josh + Baylor 4 lyfe
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Oct 18, 2014 21:24
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 PREVIOUSLY... on Drew is a Goddamned Idiot
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Oct 23, 2014 01:00
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DROP. YOUR. BUFFS. vvvvv They really telegraphed it in on last weeks preview to this week vvvvv
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Oct 23, 2014 01:05
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Jeez John... get a room!
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Oct 23, 2014 01:10
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Abstinence? Way to fight those conservative roots, man!
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Oct 23, 2014 01:14
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Team Shag is in full effect.
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Oct 23, 2014 01:17
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Boxman posted:Remind me, what does production do if a tribe literally runs out of rice?
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Oct 23, 2014 01:26
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sportsgenius86 posted:Divorced three times? This isn't one of them. He should have calmly said they are rationing for the benefit of the tribe. Baylor knows but is conveniently not telling her Mom that just so she can hype the Hate Dale Train 
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Oct 23, 2014 01:30
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Are they foreshadowing what I think they are foreshadowing? Give up immunity for rice (if they win, of course)?
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Oct 23, 2014 01:35
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Godfather Jeff is gonna give them an offer they can't refuse.
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Oct 23, 2014 01:42
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Where the hell has Keith been this whole time, swinging in the trees with the monkeys?
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Oct 23, 2014 01:48
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Keith should be beaming... they basically said part of a pair is leaving.
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Oct 23, 2014 01:53
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rafington posted:Yeah Keith is actually in a good spot, Dale will be the next to go, he's got an idol, and both sides are gonna want him after the merge.
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Oct 23, 2014 01:57
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PREVIOUSLY... on Jeff's Sophie's Choice
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Oct 30, 2014 01:01
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What was Jeff's offer? I missed the beginning.
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Oct 30, 2014 01:12
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What are they going to do with all of the chicken and kabob leftovers? Didn't Jeff take the refrigerator?
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Oct 30, 2014 01:22
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Oh sure Jeremy, you were going to win every food reward ever from here on out. 
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Oct 30, 2014 01:29
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If Julie walks this episode will be a bust.
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Oct 30, 2014 01:31
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Team Yellow... so loving worthless.
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Oct 30, 2014 01:40
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Dale is at least trying to play. He greeted Baylor back from Exile (no one is buying that). And his little speech about a "loved one will be voted out". I hope it works but I doubt it.
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Oct 30, 2014 01:44
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That snake gets around... it was at the beach earlier and now at Tribal
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Oh FFS, grow up Baylor.
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