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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Ones I've played that are better: Mario Kart DS, Sonic and Allstars Transformed, Crash Team Racer. There's probably a million actual car racers that I consider better, also.

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Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Soral
May 30, 2009

zen death robot posted:

He's got the diet dew "original gamer" tag, is it shocking that he has a bad opinion?

please dont gang tag shame. it hurts my feelings

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
star wars episode 1 racer is the best racing game

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
any game is better than that human being furry poo poo, OP

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001





isn't this the game where you can finish every track by just taping the A button down because you can't actually go off course or go the wrong way or get stuck?

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

you're right

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

Real hurthling! posted:

isn't this the game where you can finish every track by just taping the A button down because you can't actually go off course or go the wrong way or get stuck?

easy to play, hard to master

kill you are self
Jun 17, 2005

pa rum pum pum pum

good ol' bar

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?

Real hurthling! posted:

isn't this the game where you can finish every track by just taping the A button down because you can't actually go off course or go the wrong way or get stuck?

the only mode that matters is basically gta online with kirbies and owns so hard they shamelessly put it into the new smash bros

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


zen death robot posted:

He's got the diet dew "original gamer" tag, is it shocking that he has a bad opinion?

:(

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Crash Team Racing

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lbpk has hover vehicles

micro maniacs has local 8 player, its good

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
I can't help but feel that Diddy Kong racing would be a better game if Conker hurled obscenities at the other racers every time someone passed him

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
Its been downhill since rc pro am

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
speaking of racing games: whatever happened to dirt bike and atv tricks games? do they still make those??

i remember some on playstation and they were awesome. jumping 50ft up in the air doing can-cans and front flips and poo poo.

now all i can find is "trials" which is a loving scam imho (a flash game sold for >$3 wtf people)

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

I unironically loved this game as a kid.

Weird Sandwich
Dec 28, 2011

FIRE FIRE FIRE hehehehe!
Midnight Club 3: Dub Edition: Remix

Because it has more subtitles.

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

to everyone who disagreed with me . . . what about wizpig huh? yeah, that's right dumb bitches, wizpig is the best racing boss ever

GreaseMonkey
Jun 19, 2001
Road Rash

tripwood
Jul 21, 2003

"Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.
my dad played this non-stop honestly TOP GEAR 3 was better but the music is burned in my brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBtx2dqVGRM

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

LaTex Fetish posted:

to everyone who disagreed with me . . . what about wizpig huh? yeah, that's right dumb bitches, wizpig is the best racing boss ever



hes no razor callahan

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012


Thank you.

e: Also, this.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

top down mode is so good it's like micro machines with a better drift mechanic

Gobblecoque posted:

star wars episode 1 racer is the best racing game

best cheat code of all time in this game right here

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
N64 had a shitload of good racers. Even weird poo poo like iggy's Wreckin' Balls.

Dreamcast still had the superior version of Hydro Thunder though.

tripwood
Jul 21, 2003

"Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.
iggy wrecked my balls

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Great Joe posted:

Crash Team Racing

Great Joe posted:

Crash Team Racing

Great Joe posted:

Crash Team Racing

Great Joe posted:

Crash Team Racing

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
crah team racing is still amazing and has it's own version of Block Fort.

Like if you have not played CTR you must because it has aged gracefully.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0hV3dea9g

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008


this guy know whats up

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

The Protagonist posted:

did anyone unlock the clock guy?

i came really close but there were like two tracks i just couldn't loving breakthough

lol at the suggestion that I didn't waste all my time 100%ing every n64 game I owned

wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

Carmageddon 1&2. You get to run over people and wreck the other drivers' cars demolition derby style. :colbert:

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW

Tender Bender posted:

lol at the suggestion that I didn't waste all my time 100%ing every n64 game I owned

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

lotta dumb niggas itt that dont know about t.t.

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Starhawk64 posted:

Carmageddon 1&2. You get to run over people

look for the upcoming digital release under the title Tony Stewart's Sprint Car Challenge 2015

program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

Starhawk64 posted:

Carmageddon 1&2. You get to run over people and wreck the other drivers' cars demolition derby style. :colbert:

I'm waiting and hoping for the reincarnation

wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009

program666 posted:

I'm waiting and hoping for the reincarnation

You don't have to wait, it's an Early Access game.

psymonkey
May 22, 2006

This post is full of pretty awesome holes. I like all the holes in this post.
Uhh guys the op asked for BETTER games. Hope I didn't get here too late to save this lovely thread:



also mario kart

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program666
Aug 22, 2013

A giant carnivorous dinosaur

Starhawk64 posted:

You don't have to wait, it's an Early Access game.
Yeah I watched a lot of stuff about it, I'm waiting for more content and hoping it will be a worthy successor. It looks like it will be good but for now it's only ok.

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