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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Imp Zone > Someone explain why Destiny is so hyped and why it's going to get perfect r
 
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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

There's also all sorts of destinies, don't forget!

Slightly more serious answer: there was a big space ball on Mars and some astronauts found it. The space ball knew all about science and we learned a lot from it like how to make floating robots who sound like Tyrion Lannister and how to use midichlorians. Then some bad stuff happened and only one city that was directly shielded by the Space Ball survived, and then the Covenant came but there are four main groups who don't like each other very much.

It is your destiny to get loot, Diablo/Borderlands-style while shooting things Halo/Borderlands-style.

Your *Destiny.*

This is literally the plot of Mass Effect.

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