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Rent-A-Cop posted:I a world where the modern politician has eschewed simple pleasures for byzantine real estate deals, shady non-profits, and revolving door regulatory appointments it's good to know that Ron Paul still supports good old fashioned "Here's a big pile of cash, vote for me" bribery.  but did he pay in FIAT CURRENCY or Krugerrands?
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Bribery is essentially legal, you simply have to funnel the money through the proper channels, which hilariously is money laundering. But hey, that's legal too! So yeah, it's embarrassing that the suitcase full of cash is still used in American politics. Why are you taking all those jobs away from the lawyers and the 527 staffers?!?! 
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Aug 31, 2014 07:27
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My Imaginary GF posted:You can still use a briefcase full of cash, as long as you keep a record of the serial numbers of the bills and attribute them as received in quantities under $200. If you're going to deliver a suitcase of cash to a bank for deposit, keep detailed records of the precisely legal route through which the precise bills were received. Look man, I've given up fighting the system, do you have a low level office grunt position available? I'll sell out for 1.5x my student loans.
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