Oh my god, how could he do that?! Kicker Eliminator 2014

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Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

I live to see another week.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 23:08

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# ? May 7, 2024 22:58

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

OxySnake you might consider picking for next week too, you're going to run out of eligible MNF kickers :shobon:

# ? Nov 3, 2014 05:09

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

You know every week I keep remembering this at 3:30, and tell myself I will remember to pick someone at half time.

Then its 5...

So yeah not a bad idea.

# ? Nov 3, 2014 07:21

Smiley!: Dec 7, 2009; The Picard Maneuver

Speaking of MNF kickers:

Week 10 - Cody Parkey

# ? Nov 4, 2014 06:00

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

For the first time all season, everyone made it through the week unscathed

Can't have that every week, we need a winner damnit

OxySnake I suggest you make your pick asap

# ? Nov 4, 2014 07:39

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

The kickpocalypse will come

# ? Nov 4, 2014 15:20

Arnold Layne: Nov 4, 2008

Matt Prater - Detroit

# ? Nov 4, 2014 17:07

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Arnold Layne posted:

Matt Prater - Detroit

This isn't reverse kicker eliminator

# ? Nov 4, 2014 17:15

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Caleb Sturgis - K Miami

# ? Nov 4, 2014 23:11

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Week 1: Nick Novak (SD)
Week 2: Steven Hauschka (SEA)
Week 3: Robbie Gould (CHI)
Week 4: Dan Bailey (DAL)
Week 5: Adam Vinatieri (IND)
Week 6: Phil Dawson (SF)
Week 7: Mason Crosby (GB)
Week 8: Cody Parkey (PHI)
Week 9: Chandler Catanzaro (ARZ)
Week 10: Shayne Graham (NO)

# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:03

Butthead: May 31, 2011

Week 1: Mason Crosby, GB
Week 2: Justin Tucker, BAL
Week 3: Graham Gano, CAR
Week 4: Ryan Succop, TEN
Week 5: Josh Scobee, JAX
Week 6: Kai Forbath, WAS
Week 7: Randy Bullock, HOU
Week 8: Billy Cundiff, CLE
Week 9: Chandler Catanzaro, ARI
Week 10: Shayne Graham, NO

Hey Intruder, FYI, I meant to quote my week 9 post to add my kicker for this week, but accidentally hit edit instead of quote, and added my kicker for this week onto that older post.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 15:53

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Phil Dawson - SF because he's literally been kicking forever.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 23:30

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Week 1: Steven Hauschka, SEA
Week 2: Justin Tucker, BAL
Week 3: Nick Folk, NYJ
Week 4: Stephen Gostkowski, NE
Week 5: Cody Parkey, PHI
Week 6: Nick Novak, SD
Week 7: Dan Bailey, DAL
Week 8: Mason Crosby, GB
Week 9: Adam Vinatieri, IND
Week 10: Chandler Catanzaro, ARI

# ? Nov 9, 2014 17:57

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Arnold Layne posted:

Matt Prater - Detroit

Good night, sweet prince

# ? Nov 9, 2014 21:08

Arnold Layne: Nov 4, 2008

Ah well, went out with a blocked kick last year too. Thanks for running this.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 21:25

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

OrangeKing posted:

Week 1: Steven Hauschka, SEA
Week 2: Justin Tucker, BAL
Week 3: Nick Folk, NYJ
Week 4: Stephen Gostkowski, NE
Week 5: Cody Parkey, PHI
Week 6: Nick Novak, SD
Week 7: Dan Bailey, DAL
Week 8: Mason Crosby, GB
Week 9: Adam Vinatieri, IND
Week 10: Chandler Catanzaro, ARI

Sorry Orangeking, well done getting this far

We're down to 4, maybe 5 depending on Parkey tomorrow night

# ? Nov 10, 2014 02:02

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Bumping this thread up for the new week. 5 players left, good luck guys!

# ? Nov 11, 2014 09:43

Smiley!: Dec 7, 2009; The Picard Maneuver

Week 11 - Josh Brown

# ? Nov 11, 2014 16:30

Smiley!: Dec 7, 2009; The Picard Maneuver

By the way, here are the current standings if it came down to tiebreakers (1. Longest FG made the entire season from a kicker the week they kicked for you)

code:

Oxysnake	55	Dawson Week 5
Infidel Castro	54	Dawson Week 6 / Parkey Week 8
Mughe		54	Bryant Week 6
Butthead	52	Cundiff Week 8
Smiley!		49	Catanzaro Week 6

# ? Nov 11, 2014 16:35

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Well hey thanks for doing that for me, I hadn't been keeping track and was just planning to pray I didn't have to look up all the tiebreakers

# ? Nov 11, 2014 18:16

Butthead: May 31, 2011

# ? Nov 12, 2014 07:35

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

# ? Nov 13, 2014 05:39

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

I'm running out of kickers

Unfortunately I'll have to go with McManus - Denver

# ? Nov 14, 2014 05:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Will OxySnake make it in time? Let's find out!

# ? Nov 17, 2014 07:14

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Shaun Suisham - K Pit

Thank god for the last minute. I don't know how I'd get anything done without it.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 07:23

Smiley!: Dec 7, 2009; The Picard Maneuver

Everyone survives the week again

Week 12 - Stephen Gostkowski

# ? Nov 18, 2014 06:05

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Week 12: Billy Cundiff - Browns

# ? Nov 18, 2014 06:30

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Issuing a reminder since TNF has now passed

OxySnake, see you on Monday at 6:59 PM CST

# ? Nov 21, 2014 08:57

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

# ? Nov 21, 2014 23:07

Butthead: May 31, 2011

Week 1: Mason Crosby, GB
Week 2: Justin Tucker, BAL
Week 3: Graham Gano, CAR
Week 4: Ryan Succop, TEN
Week 5: Josh Scobee, JAX
Week 6: Kai Forbath, WAS
Week 7: Randy Bullock, HOU
Week 8: Billy Cundiff, CLE
Week 9: Chandler Catanzaro, ARI
Week 10: Shayne Graham, NO
Week 11: Adam Vinatieri, IND
Week 12: Greg Zuerlein, STL

# ? Nov 23, 2014 14:30

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Who tries a 60 yard field goal TWICE? God drat Browns.

# ? Nov 23, 2014 20:32

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Dan Carpenter - K BUF

# ? Nov 23, 2014 21:06

Butthead: May 31, 2011

Butthead posted:

Week 1: Mason Crosby, GB
Week 2: Justin Tucker, BAL
Week 3: Graham Gano, CAR
Week 4: Ryan Succop, TEN
Week 5: Josh Scobee, JAX
Week 6: Kai Forbath, WAS
Week 7: Randy Bullock, HOU
Week 8: Billy Cundiff, CLE
Week 9: Chandler Catanzaro, ARI
Week 10: Shayne Graham, NO
Week 11: Adam Vinatieri, IND
Week 12: Greg Zuerlein, STL

A blocked kick did me in.

# ? Nov 24, 2014 04:38

Randandal: Feb 26, 2009

Finally some of you fuckers are falling! Maybe we can still get the reboot competition going by the time the playoffs start. :gbsmith:

Randandal fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Nov 25, 2014

# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:27

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

If Carpenter misses tomorrow, it's over.

Unfortunately I don't think we have time to run another one this season even if that happens. 5 weeks just isn't enough

# ? Nov 24, 2014 08:10

Smiley!: Dec 7, 2009; The Picard Maneuver

I was gonna suggest the final five weeks + playoffs, meaning you'd have to use strategy and save kickers on good teams for later, but yeah, I don't know how many people are even still following the thread.

# ? Nov 24, 2014 17:45

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

The only way I can see it as being even possible is if we say that all the kickers the winner has used are off limits

# ? Nov 24, 2014 17:46

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Also eliminate extra points as counting. I never liked that anyway. We could also pick two kickers a week.

# ? Nov 24, 2014 17:55

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Elephanthead posted:

Also eliminate extra points as counting. I never liked that anyway. We could also pick two kickers a week.

Yeah next run extra points shouldn't count. Makes it more challenging.

# ? Nov 24, 2014 18:48

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# ? May 7, 2024 22:58

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

On the other hand you had the hilarity of several people being eliminated by missed or blocked extra points this season. Gould getting an XP blocked with like a minute left in a game the Bears had wrapped up handily owned

# ? Nov 24, 2014 18:50

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