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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Less than a week until the season starts and nary a trace of a new kicker eliminator thread, the great idea IcePhoenix had last season. But it was so much fun that I guess I'll run it this year

A reminder of the rules

IcePhoenix posted:

With all the eliminators out there, I wanted to come up with something a little different. Something that can make even the biggest blowout meaningful. So I thought to myself, how about an eliminator that focuses on the most loved and hated guys in football? I've run Kicker Eliminator at another forum for the past few years and most people love it, so I thought I would bring it to all of you. So let's get started with the basics!

The Rules
1: Every week, you pick any kicker in the NFL. Once you pick that kicker, you cannot pick them for the rest of the season.
-1a: To clarify, a "kicker" for the purpose of this game counts as anyone who kicks the ball. You can choose to play a punter, a long FG specialist, or Wes Welker if you want to, but just remember rule 2 when doing so.

2: If that kicker makes every field goal and extra point attempt in their game, you advance. If they miss or do not attempt any field goals or extra points, you are eliminated

3: if every remaining player is eliminated in the same week, they will all advance to the next week

4: In the last three weeks of the season, a kicker may be picked by no more than half the remaining players

5: If no clear winner is determined by the end of week 17, we move to tiebreakers.

Tiebreakers
1 -Longest FG made the entire season from a kicker the week they kicked for you.
2 -Total points of all kickers the week they kicked for you.
3 -Total touchbacks of all kickers the week they kicked for you.
4 -Total points in each individual week, counting backwards (starts in week seventeen and goes back towards week one until the tie is broken).
5 -If it's even possible that I get to this step I'll figure something out and announce it before week 15.


Deadlines and picking your kickers
You must pick your kicker before kickoff of his scheduled game.
You may not edit your posts.
Once a kicker's game has started, he is locked in.
If you want to change your kicker, please do so in a new post with bold and italicized words so I don't miss it. As long as the timestamp is before your previous pick is locked in then it is fine.
Please don't edit posts, period. In the interest of fairness, any edited post that's during a time when a kicker could have been changed I am just going to eliminate you if any possible kicker you could have picked there missed a field goal.
In the interest of keeping things easy for me, please list the team the kicker plays for in your pick.


I'll probably give the winner a prize like an av cert or forums upgrade or something at the end, too.

Good luck!

I will be keeping a spreadsheet here of all the results

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MYdZgLKRSlU07WzSx5I0RKeeLWyDZ-BmwCStmN7Qqr4/edit?usp=sharing

If IcePhoenix does indeed want to run it again, I'll close this thread and let him do it

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Can't wait for Seabass to try a 70 yarder at the end of a half for the hell of it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

marioinblack posted:

Patrick Murphy because why not

Patrick Murray?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
More players than I expected :stare: I'm going to have to learn how to manipulate the spreadsheet like order the kickers by name

e: woo figured it out, wasn't too hard

Intruder fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Sep 3, 2014

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Reverse kicker eliminator seems like it'd be really difficult to get past the first week on

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

IcePhoenix posted:

You're making it too complicated, I think the rule that it must be a kicker is the only change you'd need to make.

I would be absolutely floored if anyone made it past week three.

Not even has to be a kicker really. Imagine staying alive because you picked Drew Brees and he missed a drop kick attempt :swoon:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Whoops, almost forgot to make my own pick

Let's go with Hauschka

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

OrangeKing posted:

I want something on the line on the first night. I pick Steven Hauschka!

You barely made it

All Hauschka and Crosby picks are now locked in

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Mughe posted:

Isn't he a free agent?

I'm going to be nice and put him down for Parkey unless he changes his pick before the game starts

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
And so It's Miller Time is our first elimination

Harlock posted:

RIP Josh Scobe pickers.

No one picked Scobee

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Awful lot of missed kicks this week

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Sorry Freese-havers

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Our remaining players:

code:
Alfred P. Pseudonym
Lote
Yoshifan823
Cavauro
GlobalHero06
Athanatos 
I Own Soulz
Aggro
Hixalot
Butthead
Knightmare
Stupid Post Maker
Wall Balls
Deceptive 
Great White Hope
Hockles
Nit Wit Dog poo poo
Randandal
solauran
TASTE THE PAIN!!
Waffle Zombie
The Goog
Blitz7x
Fenrir
ffoecaf
GNU Order
Mind Taker
Mughe
AquaticIguana
Bankok
Christ Pseudoscientist
ChuckHead
ElephantHead
Harlock
Intruder
Jaysus
Metapod
OrangeKing
Ron Roenicke
Smiley!
toget
Top Hats Monthly
Volkerball
disheveled
Whirlwind Jones
marioinblack
Gandalf21
IllegallySober
swickles
Chichevache
Yodzilla
railroad terror
HMS Beagle
illcendiary
Infidel Castro
axeil
BlindSite
Dango Bango
Spermy Smurf
Grittybeard
DreamtShadow
johnfw50
Suspect Bucket
Arnold Layne
embarrasing tank
Felter Chesthard
Grozz Nuy
OxySnake
Thaddius the Large
The Zack

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'm going to take Justin Tucker for week 2

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Chimeric posted:

Am I out? I don't remember Bailey missing :(

Make your pick, I can see that you picked Bailey before the game started

If I missed anyone else please let me know

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Terror Shark posted:

Are we allowed to join in late? I didn't see the thread before the week 1 games.

Sorry but since this is single elimination, I can't let anyone in late

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Dango Bango posted:

My week 2 pick was blank on the spreadsheet. Just wanted to make sure you didn't miss it.

Yeah I figured it out

I'm bad at this :saddowns:

So after tonight, Deceptive, ElephantHead, Lote, Smiley!, Butthead, GlobalHero06, OrangeKing and myself are on to week 3, as Suisham and Tucker were perfect

Still a lot of players that need to pick

code:
Aggro
axeil
Blitz7x
Chichevache
ChuckHead
disheveled
Felter Chesthard
ffoecaf
Gandalf21
Great White Hope
Grittybeard
I Own Soulz
illcendiary
Jaysus
Mughe
OxySnake
railroad terror
Ron Roenicke
Stupid Post Maker
Suspect Bucket
TASTE THE PAIN!!
The Goog
The Zack
Volkerball
Wall Balls
Whirlwind Jones
Yodzilla

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

embarrasing tank posted:

I think I am still in and need to pick. I'm going to take my chances on Caleb Sturgis for MIA.

You already had Dan Carpenter, I'm putting you down for Sturgis since it's the most recent but if you want to go back to Carpenter you need to let me know before kickoff

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

kalensc posted:

Hey Intruder, why didn't I make this list? I picked Bailey at 3pm last Sunday and he went 1/1 on fg and 2/2 on xp.

I don't have you in the spreadsheet at all, I guess I missed you too. Go ahead and pick for week 2

e: The noon games are about to start and we still have the following without a pick

code:
Aggro
Blitz7x
ChuckHead
Great White Hope
Grittybeard
illcendiary
Jaysus
kalensc
OxySnake
railroad terror
Stupid Post Maker
The Goog
Volkerball
Wall Balls
Whirlwind Jones

Intruder fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Sep 14, 2014

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
rip Walsh

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I guess Nugent is out too, didn't see that one till just now

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Hockles posted:

So, there was a botched PAT in CLE. In the box score, it goes as a missed XP, even though no kick was attempted

rip Cundiff

I'm... going to hold off on this for the time being. He didn't attempt the kick so I'm wondering if the box is going to change later

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

Cool. I didn't think it was a miss since he never attempted.

Right now I'm leaning toward using my discretion and not counting it. It's not a miss, and it's not a block.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Crosby havers just let out a breath of relief and earned a big tie breaker advantage

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

embarrasing tank posted:

Ah sorry I am dummy who don't read gud. That's fine, thanks for accommodating me (and running the eliminator).

Hey looks like forgetting you picked Carpenter saved you

FYI you can change kickers any time before kickoff so don't worry about me accomodating you

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Attention the following players

ChuckHead
Great White Hope
Jaysus
railroad terror
Stupid Post Maker
The Goog
Volkerball
Wall Balls

You still haven't picked and your choices are now limited to Gould, Dawson, Vinatieri and Parkey

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Intruder posted:

Attention the following players

ChuckHead
Great White Hope
Jaysus
railroad terror
Stupid Post Maker
The Goog
Volkerball
Wall Balls

You still haven't picked and your choices are now limited to Gould, Dawson, Vinatieri and Parkey

You are now limited to Vinatieri and Parkey. If you don't pick before kickoff tonight, you're eliminated.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

johnfw50 posted:

Didn't pick either. I'll take Vinatieri

johnfw50 posted:

Dan Carpenter

Sorry, Carpenter knocked you out

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Down goes Parkey

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I will be taking Matt Bryant for week 3

(got my edit in before the edit deadline)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I may be dumb for taking Bryant considering he kicks a lot of 50+ yarders. However, I will stick with it

Partly because it's the Thursday game so I want to get it over with

Sorry Volkerball :( I gave several warnings though

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Wellllllp

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Randandal posted:

This is hilarious. Please don't let Garrett try this with Bailey.

E: apparently I picked Gostkowski. In an undoubtable blowout. :ohdear:

You can change your pick any time before kickoff FYI

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
code:
Bankok
BlindSite
Suspect Bucket
The Zack
Yoshifan823
Our remaining who haven't picked this week going into MNF

Somehow all five have both Folk and Gould available

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
A whopping 23 players bit the dust this week, leaving 33 remaining alive

We have lost 11 players in three weeks (two really since everyone picked the first week) to the dreadedly terrible kicker, NO PICK

I'm out, so the game is over



































Ok I'll keep running it, good luck to the remaining players

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
But seriously, a 59 yard FG attempt when you're up 35-0?

:argh:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Suspect Bucket posted:

I could have sworn I picked. Oh well, too late now. Sorry, thanks for running a fun game!

If I have more time next year I'll consider instituting a bye week for people who forget to pick/miss it during the first week and want to join late

I would need time to iron out some rules about the bye if someone hangs onto it until the very end though... or maybe I would reward them for taking the risk of picking every week to that point and let them have bye vs kicker, who knows

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

BlindSite posted:

Graham Gano.

I'm glad you posted cause I had you eliminated for not picking last week, so searching for your posts I was able to see that I simply missed your pick. Welcome back into the fold!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

BlindSite posted:

No worries, thanks for going to the trouble.

I've missed 3 or 4 picks so far, I'm bad at this :negative:

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

IcePhoenix posted:

I'd make fun of you but I probably missed a ton last year too.

You should totally be putting the schedule in the OP or something every week though.

Part of the problem is if I check this thread at work and forget which post I left off on, I miss picks that way because Google drive is blocked on the corporate network and I can't update the spreadsheet. I guess they're worried about people hosting confidential work related documents on a platform they don't control.

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