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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Orange Sunshine posted:

(Yes, I'm replying to myself here)

For millions of dollars, I would film myself loving a goat, and post it to the internet, and call my dad and tell him "Dad, I'm a goat fucker", and change my name to Goaty McGoatfuck.

Yeah, but then what would you do for the millions of dollars?

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Yeah mom, I just called to tell you that I just made a million bucks. Well, you don't wanna hear this but I posted pictures of my dick online. Yeah I dunno why that was worth a million either, but who cares, I am rich now. Well anyway see you later.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Please don't call your parents to tell them you are naked on the internet. They don't need to know that.

They've already seen her naked I don't know why she'd feel like telling them. It's not like the parents are gonna torrent that poo poo.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Where da dongs at???

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Orange Sunshine posted:

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2014/10/07/Jennifer-Lawrence-calls-nude-photo-leak-a-sex-crime-disgusting/4051412691854/
Jennifer Lawrence said:


It's interesting how out of touch she is. She's saying that the average person, if given the option of having millions of dollars but having naked pictures of themselves posted on the internet, would turn that down.

what a loving idiot

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Yeah, but then what would you do for the millions of dollars?

me, I would gently caress more goats

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Orange Sunshine posted:

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2014/10/07/Jennifer-Lawrence-calls-nude-photo-leak-a-sex-crime-disgusting/4051412691854/
Jennifer Lawrence said:


It's interesting how out of touch she is. She's saying that the average person, if given the option of having millions of dollars but having naked pictures of themselves posted on the internet, would turn that down.

And I actually thought that she was one of the more down to earth actors out there. Welp.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

vyst posted:

They've already seen her naked I don't know why she'd feel like telling them. It's not like the parents are gonna torrent that poo poo.

Dad, listen, you know that thing I told you about with Bar Rafaela and Hope Solo's assholes? Yeah, well, I'm in there too so just skip past ones of me with my boyfriend's fingers buried halfway up my pussy ,'kay?

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
Reddit, the website that profited the most off the nudes when it first broke; and Vanity Fair, the magazine Jennifer Lawrence was interviewed by to criticize people profiting from her stolen nudes; are both owned by Conde Nast publishing. :ironicat:

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
dude hope solo is kind of gross, who the gently caress takes that many pictures of their obviously fingered bootyhole.

that is what i've learned from all of this. hope solo is obsessed with her bootyhole.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

i see hotter girls at the club pretty much all the time

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Pon de Bundy posted:

dude hope solo is kind of gross, who the gently caress takes that many pictures of their obviously fingered bootyhole.

that is what i've learned from all of this. hope solo is obsessed with her bootyhole.

Spoken like a man who has never gaped a bootyhole

For real though, her body and holes are pretty hosed up looking. Athletic girls are usually pretty great in the sack, but she's got a weird vibe going on

BLARGHLE fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Oct 8, 2014

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

a good number of these pics are actually disgusting. i am done with this

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

BLARGHLE posted:

but she's got a weird vibe going on

It's called crazy and alcohol. She tried to beat up her younger cousin and just generally beats people up in her family.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Orange Sunshine posted:

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2014/10/07/Jennifer-Lawrence-calls-nude-photo-leak-a-sex-crime-disgusting/4051412691854/
Jennifer Lawrence said:


It's interesting how out of touch she is. She's saying that the average person, if given the option of having millions of dollars but having naked pictures of themselves posted on the internet, would turn that down.

dumbcunt.txt

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

No More Heroes posted:

I would show my junk to the world for a million bucks, gently caress that I'd do it for $10,000

negro you'd do it for :10bux:

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
I've got like 19 grand in debt, not including my mortgage. What I'm trying to say is I'd probably gently caress that goat for 10 grand.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Orange Sunshine posted:

For millions of dollars, I would film myself loving a goat, and post it to the internet, and call my dad and tell him "Dad, I'm a goat fucker", and change my name to Goaty McGoatfuck.

id do this for a big mac

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
someone make #shitiwoulddotoberich asap

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Idiot Syncratic posted:

Where da dongs at???

WHO LET THE DONGS OUT?

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Midjack posted:

WHO LET THE DONGS OUT?

DICKS
DICKS
DICKS

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





where the dongs where the dongs where the dongs at?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



LET

ME

SEE

THAT

DONNNNNGGGGGGG

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

*panting* did someone say dongs

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


oppa dongum style

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
itt we rate the hotness of sex crimes as they happen

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
mhm

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


did anyone ever find out who the fat dude w/ victoria justice was

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Sheng-ji Yang posted:

did anyone ever find out who the fat dude w/ victoria justice was

Yea it's this guy from that fat show with the fat chick from Hairspray http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2957490/?ref_=tt_cl_t4

Edit: p sure he's gay

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
Is Hope Solo's vagina normal.

It looks like you could hold a lot of skittles in that cave.

Also Jennifer Laurence is p. stupid to rather have no nude pics than a million dollars.

Actors are dumb???

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.
If my mom called me up and told me there was porn of her on the internet, I would never go to a porn site again.

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

SaltLick posted:

where the dongs where the dongs where the dongs at?

gently caress you i'm lolling irl. just got fired because of it. thanks. rear end in a top hat.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
i see hotter chicks walking by me every day that i hace no courage to speak to, life in san diego is amazing

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Big McHuge posted:

If my mom called me up and told me there was porn of her on the internet, I would never go to a porn site again.

I feel like in the future world there is gonna be a lot of kids looking at their friends moms ex porn careers.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Big McHuge posted:

If my mom called me up and told me there was porn of her on the internet, I would never go to a porn site again.

I wouldn't need to know this because I'd be there supporting her career choices like a good son.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
nick hogan's photos were leaked . . . . .yay?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
hmm I dont know who that is

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Orange Sunshine posted:

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2014/10/07/Jennifer-Lawrence-calls-nude-photo-leak-a-sex-crime-disgusting/4051412691854/
Jennifer Lawrence said:


It's interesting how out of touch she is. She's saying that the average person, if given the option of having millions of dollars but having naked pictures of themselves posted on the internet, would turn that down.
I'm totally on her side and this is really hosed up and everything, but man, that is a really lovely thing to say.

She probably made millions of dollars from The Hunger Games, right? I would mail my mother an 8x10 glossy photo of me with three cocks filling my orifices for $50,000

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Zzulu posted:

hmm I dont know who that is

sounds like he might fill the sorely lacking dong quotient, whoever he is

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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

how come i heard there were winona ryder pics but i can't find them

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