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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
see, this is why I always use polaroids for my nude pics

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Seriously Hollywood, polaroids in a shoebox. If it was good enough for Marilyn Monroe and Rock Hudson ( :dominic: ) it's good enough for y'all young, not dead folks.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Pretty sure this leak would've saved Robin Williams if it had happened earlier. drat you, nude photo hacker :argh:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

:drat: she's hung

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Hobohemian posted:

You're kind of a weirdo. Seriously, what kind of a human being cares enough about this poo poo to do that? Your kind.

Hobohemian posted:

Yeah, it took you a second to meticulously tract down every link and post it on a forum full of people who were gonna mock you anyway. That is what you think happened.

he said, typing one-handed

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Mister Fister posted:

Whelp, A 2nd Kate Upton photo got uploaded, this time with the goods.

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheFappening/comments/2f44n0/new_celeb_leaked_pics_all_in_one_place/

NSFW obviously.

whoa
-neo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Bape Culture posted:

Kate uptons butthole
God bless us Everyone of us

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Mister Fister posted:

Holy gently caress, the guy has 129 pics of Kate Upton AND videos, according to his post on 4chan.

and thus the internet ended

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Jose Oquendo posted:

Justin Verlander. Superstar pitcher for the Tigers.

Whyever did I quit little league.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

JgPz posted:

apparently the photos came from verlander's phone. all those other women are the ones he cheats on kate with.

idiot

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm not sure whether I meant Verlander is an idiot for cheating on Kate Upton or for posting all his grubby little nude pictures of girls he banged on dropbox for people to hack into them or both

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

OK, who?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

rejutka posted:

What about the holy grail of Betty White?

Dude those have been on the net for years.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Pong Daddy posted:

It's Labor Day man

The proletariat appreciates the hacker's work.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

boscoman posted:

She's just pissed because the pics have some sort of rubbish filter applied to them and make her look like complete shite.

Instagram, right?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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rejutka posted:

No Stabler and no Munch. :(

Didn't Stabler run around butt-rear end naked in Oz?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

boscoman posted:

Not sure. Seems more like somebody smeared mustard all over the lens then took the photos. They're pretty terrible and this is coming from someone who was drat excited to see MEW show up on the leaked list.

Sounds like Instagram to me.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

what the gently caress how does this happen

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/wSW3tLO.jpg

This makes me legit angry.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

XK posted:

People are saying that's Maisie Williams and John Bradley from Game of Thrones. If so, she's underage.

ahahahahahaahahahahahahaha we're all fuckedq

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Quarex posted:

Is this seriously the first time you have seen a fat guy with a not-fat woman? Because, like, you are not looking very hard if so.

i'm jealous it ain't my bloated pasty rear end

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Neo Duckberg posted:

goons jealous over a fatty getting a 10/10 lol. goldmine this bitch.

I'm more just annoyed with myself that I didn't move to Hollywood a decade ago and get a job cleaning studio toilets or some poo poo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Neo Duckberg posted:

it was lame. fully erect or go home.

there's one of his erect dong in the big collection of all the random chicks he banged

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Hobohemian posted:

Wow, have you never seen a real rear end IRL?

it's Kate Upton, who cares about her rear end

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

If you'd shown this to me my Freshman year of college I'd have dropped out and gained at least a hundred pounds and blown my tuition on cocaine and a plane ticket to LA

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Wizard of Poz posted:

im the people itt sticking up for the grody rear end goony fat man

dude's living the dream, peace out to him

it's like learning that Donkey Lips banged all the girls after the series ended

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Wizard of Poz posted:

someone posted on Reddit.com that theres a pic of vanessa hudgens pegging justin beiber

praise God on the highest

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Wizard of Poz posted:

apparently in the next dump theres a pic of leelee sobieski deepthroating a dog

that's probably just old photos of linda lovelace

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Wizard of Poz posted:

apparently in the next dump theres a pic of leelee sobieski deepthroating a dog

No seriously, that's an old Linda Lovelace movie

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

NurhacisUrn posted:

This is insightful, deep, and exactly how I feel about all of this. Right down to the melancholia you feel upon the realization, that we'll never be a part of anything so fun and messy.

happiness is an illusion and life is pain

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Pong Daddy posted:

suffering is caused by desire

when we chain ourselves to our desire to not have our nude photos blasted across the world, we are keeping ourselves further from nirvana.

namaste

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Quarex posted:

^^^^^^^ :rolleyes:

All women are artistic.

Well OK more like 99%

*insert Zoe Quinn joke here*

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Quickscope420dad posted:

stay safe, cisgender post

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Quickscope420dad posted:

lol if you thought i was boasting

but those three times my grandma caught me littering were loving badass so

would you gently caress off please

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

echronorian posted:

That first one is art

It's like the Monolith from 2001

Except it's a dick

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I'm Crap posted:

bar refaeli

ahaahaha

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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echronorian posted:

Oh that's simple, brush it off. Spin it into positive PR. I learned a lot of actresses names yesterday. Like have you ever heard of this chick Kirsten Dunst?

You're 15 aren't you?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Professor Shark posted:

Enjoy yourr probation!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Zzulu posted:

like, that downton girl lol. Dickeyes and rear end in a top hat sniffing will follow her for the rest of her career

its hilarious

She's basically resting her head on his erect cock and then this goes down lol:

dude: what ya trying to do?
her: mm ur balls are lovely
dude: ...what ya trying to do?
her: Smell your bumhole
dude: whats wrong with i
her: itll be funny, you have to understand th-
*gets slapped by cock*

Then she starts begging to smell his rear end in a top hat because it'll be funny and she tries to smell his rear end in a top hat but says she can only smell "his balls from here and that she always licks her balls and deserves to get to smell his rear end"

You stole this from a George RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Martin novel, right?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Irish Joe posted:

Like, how did she get blood on the wall?

Good aim?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Frostwerks posted:

wait did alison brie ever do nudes this is important

there was a photo of someone who looked kinda like her but I can't find it

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