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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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I keep hoping this is gonna have some overly macho dudes revealed to have small dicks. Like some football players with micropenises. Someone who will have a really stupid defensive meltdown about it.

Alternatively it would be neat if this made America stop giving a poo poo about nudity so much and just let people have their poo poo out when they want to.

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Quickscope420dad posted:

just assume everyone has a micropenis and that anyone other than you who does not have one is just wearing prosthetics

unless you've had enough close up and personal experience with dicks to confirm or deny this then i mean good for you i guess

I saw another kid's nuts once at a sleepover when I was like 12 does that count??

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Jude Law is cool, he was in eXistenZ.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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Yeah that particular reddit link is a horrible example of "exactly as advertised", don't fuckin click it.

Light Gun Man
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GET MY BELT SON posted:

so they are pretty cute then?

I closed it pretty quick so I dunno. I suppose reddit are the experts on this one, you'll have to ask them.

I guess it would be pretty funny if the comments are literally "this corpse isn't cute at all!!".

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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You guys are avatar twins!

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Yeah mom, I just called to tell you that I just made a million bucks. Well, you don't wanna hear this but I posted pictures of my dick online. Yeah I dunno why that was worth a million either, but who cares, I am rich now. Well anyway see you later.

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Light Gun Man
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Fame is dumb. Money is cool. Dignity is whatever and your body looking at all good is fleeting so why yes if I had a rockin' bod I would prefer to immortalize it at a good moment for lots of money.

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