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Apr 2, 2013

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Crewmine posted:

it is an invasion of mel gibson's privacy to publicise the times he's got a dui, called female cops sugar tits and rambled about how it was all the jews' fault

If you're gonna defend the stretched butthole, you gotta defend hate of Black people, so good luck justifying that (I fully expect dumblr to find a way)

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Apr 2, 2013

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gently caress's sake JLaw, can't she keep her tits inside her bra?

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Agrajag posted:

OH GOD YES THE JLAW BOOBY VID

psh

these plebes getting excited about a gross sack of fat surrounded by flesh and a nipple

disgusting

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Apr 2, 2013

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Agrajag posted:

Hope Solo is really fascinated with her boot hole =3

any links, thx

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Apr 2, 2013

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ok I have seen Hope Solo's hairy anus

what a time to be alive

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Dilettante. posted:

Um excuse me sir, that anus was not hairy at all whatsoever.

What the gently caress did you just loving say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

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Darth123123 posted:

Why do I have to leave a site called something awful to view celeb pussy?

The Internet is not as it was 10 years
Ago, grandpa

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Apr 2, 2013

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Frostwerks posted:

am i the only one who is upset that aubrey plaza leaves the faucet on to masturbate? its a real waste of water!

I'm more fascinated at how horrible all these celebrities are at showing their good angles

Fucks sake people you make a living "acting" and getting photos taken of your semi attractive visage, by now you should've figured a good angle for that pussy pic, hint it's not awkwardly holding an iPhone with your foot up trying to focus on a mirror

With the loving water running too FUCKS SAKE CELEBRITIES

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Apr 2, 2013

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BASF posted:

You're most likely a virgin who gets off on abusing women.

BASF made the worst floppy disks, such crappy quality

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Apr 2, 2013

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BASF posted:

BASF is still a powerhouse of magnetic data storage.

I bet they still crappy

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Apr 2, 2013

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etalian posted:

I hope someone puts all the great pics and videos in a time capsule for future generations to enjoy.
Do we really want a guy in 2135 checking out Hope Solo's hairy buttonhole

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Apr 2, 2013

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Psh

That scientist would care to see the photos, I assure you

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Rambling Robot posted:

Aubrey Plaza, what a name!

More like... Wastey Water...za

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Apr 2, 2013

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Zzulu posted:

If I was Aubrey Plaza i'd masturbate myself too

She's a real person with feelings, dick

How'd you feel saying that to her face

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Apr 2, 2013

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redshirt posted:

I have no idea who Aubrey Plaza is but I like her videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhGA5eQFZbw

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Apr 2, 2013

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ColdReaches posted:

naked celebs look like normal naked people, who knew?

not at all

or you're hanging out with some good looking naked people

personally I've never seen anyone remotely like Kate Upton near me naked

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dev null posted:

If you think there's anything wrong with Solo's vagina you are seriously loving virginal as gently caress, jesus christ.

Actually her vagina looks loving awful, objectively speaking it's not aesthetic nor symmetrical at all

There is a lot of variety in vagine shapes, but if you think that vagina looks good, lol

you're a loving idiot "Oh heh I know lots about sex, let me defend this lady's cooter on the net :smug: "

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dev null posted:

Okay, guy.

sorry I get worked up about vaginas, I might have been too rude there

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Apr 2, 2013

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ZombieParts posted:

hayden let me down - those were boring pics

I feel like I know hayden p's type, she's insufferable

would rail her for 30 seconds at a time anytime, of course, but she just has that dumb person look that pisses me off

it's probably just a personal bias, but I look at her and I hate her

What the gently caress is wrong with me

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Apr 2, 2013

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Don Tacorleone posted:

I feel like I know hayden p's type, she's insufferable

would rail her for 30 seconds at a time anytime, of course, but she just has that dumb person look that pisses me off

it's probably just a personal bias, but I look at her and I hate her

What the gently caress is wrong with me

loving Hayden it's your fault I make these posts, gently caress you

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Orange Sunshine posted:

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2014/10/07/Jennifer-Lawrence-calls-nude-photo-leak-a-sex-crime-disgusting/4051412691854/
Jennifer Lawrence said:


It's interesting how out of touch she is. She's saying that the average person, if given the option of having millions of dollars but having naked pictures of themselves posted on the internet, would turn that down.

what a loving idiot

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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Yeah, but then what would you do for the millions of dollars?

me, I would gently caress more goats

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Apr 2, 2013

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funzo2226 posted:

Just lettin you guys know if you swapped the last two or so pages with Reddit MRAs posts you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Interpret that how you want.

e: who am I kidding you could swap the whole drat thread

just letting you know nobody gives a poo poo and you're a worthless gently caress, thanks for the info

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Moridin920 posted:

young people are not eloquent 100% of the time and don't say exactly what they mean especially in an interview situation during which personal questions are fired at you one after the other news at 11

and all I said was 'maybe she meant fame is not all it is cracked up to be'

but ok

And yet you're being given all the time in the world to reply to these posts and you still come across like a loving retard

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BASF posted:

You're all human being virgins. Go jack off to your girlfriend simulators.

I'm trying to get into gf sims, any suggestions for a good one?

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Apr 2, 2013

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Moridin920 posted:

what's your point, anything bad that happens to them is justified?

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More like... Moron-din920

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Moridin920 posted:

why else would you care so much about what some young hollywood actress has to say about anything?

why do you care that I can see her pussy lips

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Moridin920 posted:

I don't really. All I tried to say was that being famous is not the best thing ever but apparently there's too many 15 year old myspace girls in here and I can't trash talk their #1 aspiration.



oh ok, I'm sorry I misunderstood you

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