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DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The leaks are from celebrity noodz club. It is kind of like fight club except trading nude pictures over darknet instead of fighting irl.


Zzulu posted:

its these loving SLUTS fault for taking pictures of themselves like the WHORES they are, they should know that their phones will be hacked and the contents spread to the entire world

They deserve this, loving dumb CUNTS

The proper term is slore.

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DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
When a man's penis shows up on the Internet it is their fault. If they didn't want it to happen they shouldn't be sending that kind of picture to people. They deserve to lose their job for such a crime.

If secret recordings of a man being racist shows up on the Internet it is their fault. If they didn't want it to happen they shouldn't be talking like that. They deserve to lose their job for such a crime.


Women on the other hand

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pukestain Pal posted:

I'd be interested to know if any of them have been rejected due to a photo of them naked online. I bet it's almost zero.

Carlos danger lost his job from dic pics

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Quarex posted:

Not that you are going to read this or learn anything but just for the record

1. It only mattered because it was a politician who was soliciting sex (two very relevant factors, as opposed to a female celebrity taking pictures for her boyfriend/her own amusement)

2. Being racist is a bad thing in and of itself, unlike the other two cases

3. gently caress you

To automatically make her argument that by merely being unattractive a woman will be seen as lesser than other women and attacked for it. I mean, it is such next-level trolling that the scrublords in this thread cannot even realize how readily they fall for it.

Correct. The "it is fundamentally unjust that hot women do not send ME their pictures, therefore I shall make their pictures mine" petty tyrant attitude is basically the only thing that can possibly be driving the people who actually do these hacks in the first place. Which means all you have to do to find the hackers is look at your list of possible suspects and arrest the 10 ugliest ones :smug: your move, ugliest guys

I wondered about this for a minute, but part of the reason those random teenagers were charged is because they were giving the pictures to other people. I mean, do not get me wrong, if she was taking naked pictures of herself there is also a decent chance she was also sending them to other people, but just like you can take pictures of your naked children for whatever reason these lunatics want to do that, I am sure you can take a nude photo of yourself at any age, just as long as you do not then say HEY LOOK AT THIS GREAT PHOTO

This is all great except it is completely disproved by this.


DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bondage posted:

I'm gonna let you in on a secret: being ashamed of viewing jlaw's leaked nude pics means you still hold that a woman's sexuality is her most important asset. The patriarchy would be proud of you.

I didn't look at her pictures I am not a rapist...

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Is JLAW eating in any of the leaked pictures? I have no interest in penis, vagina, or rear end. I do however love me some eating pics!

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This was all just fun and games when it was exposing sluts but now that Mckayla Maroney has been exposed as a child pornographer I don't know how to feel. Who knew an Olympic champion could fall so far from grace?

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CADPAT posted:

Goes to show what kind of world we live in that everyone is going ballistic over naked pics. Big surprise, everyone fucks. The sooner we all accept that the sooner the SJW league can calm the gently caress down, celebrities can stop freaking out about "oh no my tits on the internet" and... well masterbators will still masterbate, but they've probably already jerked it to "fully" clothed pictures of celebrities anyways so no change?

"Everyone has sex but masterbating is weird"

Nice incel shaming rear end in a top hat!

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dilettante. posted:

'Jennifer Lawrence hacker threatens to release more nude pictures'

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...ow/41620188.cms

"Fukken feds stop chasin' me or I'll post more nudes!" :cop::spergin:



I'm sure the India times is a reputable source, you racist bastards.

This plan is bad because it based on the idea that Jennifer Lawrence herself is chasing after him. In actuality it is a bunch of guys who jacked it to those pictures that are chasing the hacker. All the hacker is doing is offering them further incentive to pursue.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Torka posted:

idk sometimes it feels like they're starting to skimp on those things as long there's abs and a jawline

like I'm sure chris hemsworth is a perfectly nice dude irl but his acting is incredibly dull to watch

There is an odd duality in Hollywood that is starting to become front and center. They want to pick beautiful people because that is what market research shows them will sell movies. However due to their liberalness they also want to promote social justice which now includes not judging people for their looks. Since the old standards of quality have long been forgotten this leaves them picking ugly people who promote stupid causes such as Lena Dunham.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This leak was to punish JLaw for fat shaming Christian Bale. Calling someone fat hurts their self esteem and should be illegal. If the fbi is going to arrest anyone it should be her.

This is how CBale felt when you called him Fatman.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kevyn posted:

It was Mckayla Maroney and the real funny part is that it was her lawyer who released the statement saying she was underage

Dude is a lawyer and still thought it was a good idea to tell the media his client made child pornography

Nothing will happen cuz she's america's sweetheart and poo poo but lol still

America's Sweetheart secretly making child porn is actually a pretty fitting analogy for America. Does Lady Justice sell blow?

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
#ArrestMckayla

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Of course Jennifer Lawrence’s nude photo leaks are the perfect example of what happens when a woman is left to her own devices, and does not follow the righteous path of serving at the heel of a powerful Muslim man. I personally have 7 wives and not one of them have either the time or inclination to photograph their nude bodies as they are all too busy digging wells, plowing the fields, and birthing future jihadists… sometimes all at the same time.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Perhaps the Mckayla Maroney photos were taken during the 2012 London Olympics. If so they would actually be legal under British law which only requires 16 years of age.

We wont know for sure until they arrest her and take additional photographs of her genitals for evidence comparison purposes.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aferisan posted:

I think Lena Dunham is not really that bad. I mean the fact that she's brave enough to expose her body and show what a real full bodied woman looks like is an act of courage, and all you do when you disparage or insult her is confirm that our patriarchal society has a very narrow range of what a "woman" should look like.

That is not a not what a healthy human being of any gender looks like.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

It is not permissible to show a bunch of girls your penis in public. I thought I would drop some helpful tips since it seems like a lot of people in here think it is ok. Hope this helps.

He was slut walking. Just because his penis was exposed doesn't mean he was asking for it.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ZombieParts posted:

It's probably the most attention he's ever gotten in his entire life and he's living it up.

Those girls sure do hate penises. The girl with the pink bandanna is so full of rage, such impotent rage.

"Take the horn sound mother loving cis scum!"

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Femcon 1: Fire alarms
Femcon 2: Squirt Guns
Femcon 3: Air horns
Femcon 4: Yelling loudly in public
Femcon 5: Twitter

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
With the celebrity photo leaks, there is a big push underway to criminalize and stiffen the penalties for so-called "involuntary porn" or "revenge porn." There's going to be cries for more police resources, and even federal agencies to get involved in "revenge porn" allegations -- and this is very bad news for men.

Think about it. All an angry ex has to do is upload some nude, or even just suggestive pictures of herself and say that you did it. This is going to be one of those twisted scenarios where you have to prove your innocence, and that will be difficult. By that time the police will have already kicked down your door and confiscated your computers, phones, and tablets. Your name will be all over the six o'clock news, and your reputation in the community shot to hell.

Things will be even worse on college campuses where due process for accused men is a thing of the past. Are they going to risk their funding over possible Title IX infringements by assuming you are innocent and making the accuser prove it was you who "leaked" the photos? Hell no. Your academic career will be over, and good luck getting admitted to another campus.

It's coming, trust me. Angry women out there have thought about it and probably even tried it already. The only thing keeping this from becoming a weapon to be used against men is that legislators haven't gotten around to it yet. Right now it's still basically "you took nudes of yourself, assume some personal responsibility." And we all know how personal responsibility really isn't agreeable to the modern feminist.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If celebrity nude photos are outlawed only outlaws will have pics of JLaw's tits and poosay.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The photos were leaked by President Snow in a pretty attempt to discredit the mockingjay. We shall remain strong and united against the capital and their evil minion 4chan.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A new video has leaked this is terrible you people are terrorist. This time it is Aubrey Plaza how sick can you be!

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I want to but I am not sure that Aubrey Plaza would consent to me sharing the gif that was made out of the movie of her masturbating in front of a mirror with her foot up on the bathroom counter. I am afraid you are going to have to ask her for the photographs yourself.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
WTF this is a rerun we already saw that girls tits and poosay we need variety!

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Everyone in this thread get in the jail.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

im gay posted:

Where is The Fappening 3?

Fappening 3 is a reboot done by Pixar in CGI.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tsinava posted:

I definitely want to see Jude Law's pussy.
















i wonder how many times that joke has been made.

HAHA Wow you got me with this one. You owe me a new keyboard good sir.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Drifter posted:

Is Edward Snowden the dude who's the chick now or was that someone else?

But I guess more importantly, is the chick hot or not?

That is Private Eli Manning who is now known as Chelsey Clinton. Edward Snowden is the trigender who merged with the internet.

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DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Did they ever catch the sick gently caress who made kiddie porn of that Olympian?

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